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(Twitter)   Dallas Cowboys try fun new way for fans to find their seats. Gee, what could possibly go wrong?   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-01-16 5:07:41 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-01-16 5:15:47 PM  
And their all allowed to vote.


At least the white ones.
 
2022-01-16 5:37:59 PM  
I appear to be missing something. Isn't it assigned seating? What's with the running? Is it not assigned seating?
 
2022-01-16 5:53:23 PM  
Socialism?
 
2022-01-16 5:53:43 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: And their they're all allowed to vote.


At least the white ones.


Thanks for nothing, Auto-Incorrect.
 
2022-01-16 5:56:41 PM  

Biscuit Tin: I appear to be missing something. Isn't it assigned seating? What's with the running? Is it not assigned seating?


There's a bunch of standing room only areas so it's probably a free for all to get spots on the rail.

Everything else is assigned.

Or just idiots wanting to be me first.
 
2022-01-16 6:06:11 PM  
Omicron likes this
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2022-01-16 7:05:43 PM  
Their offense could shart the bed the entire game?
 
2022-01-16 8:18:00 PM  
This video is very familiar, I think it's from a few years ago.
 
2022-01-16 9:15:05 PM  

Biscuit Tin: I appear to be missing something. Isn't it assigned seating? What's with the running? Is it not assigned seating?


Batting practice.
 
2022-01-16 9:25:06 PM  
Best Cowboys rush attempt all game.
 
2022-01-16 9:25:41 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: And their they're all allowed to vote.


At least the white ones.

Thanks for nothing, Auto-Incorrect.


LOL
 
2022-01-16 9:26:08 PM  
They're running faster than Prescott on the last play of the game.
 
2022-01-16 9:26:45 PM  

Redh8t: This video is very familiar, I think it's from a few years ago.


It's from today's game. This has happened before though.

Fans rush into AT&T Stadium two hours before kickoff
Youtube v93-JLlfN9U
 
2022-01-16 9:26:54 PM  

Biscuit Tin: I appear to be missing something. Isn't it assigned seating? What's with the running? Is it not assigned seating?


Limited opportunity to get Cowboys playoff swag since they're always one-and-done.
 
2022-01-16 9:27:09 PM  
And every bar with a TV screen in Ft. Worth had overflowing parking lots.
 
2022-01-16 9:27:42 PM  
Gotta get to the beer stand before anyone else...
 
2022-01-16 9:28:11 PM  
This is funnier knowing that the cowboys lost
 
2022-01-16 9:28:15 PM  
Running to the next Travis Scott concert.

(Stolen from Twitter)
 
2022-01-16 9:29:05 PM  
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They just didn't want to sit next to this charming couple...
 
2022-01-16 9:30:20 PM  
Seahawks fans could learn a thing or two about being enthusiastic for their own lousy team.
 
2022-01-16 9:30:31 PM  

This Honkey Grandma Be Trippin': This is funnier knowing that the cowboys lost


Considering how the clock ran out, this story is even funnier.
 
2022-01-16 9:32:07 PM  
Could be they were running for the shiaters after tailgating for 3 hours. 

Me, I was home, sorting my sock drawer and picking up dog poop in the back yard.
 
2022-01-16 9:32:19 PM  
What it looks like when Riley Reid is holding open auditions:

Fans rush into AT&T Stadium two hours before kickoff
Youtube v93-JLlfN9U
 
2022-01-16 9:32:37 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: And their they're all allowed to vote.


At least the white ones.

Thanks for nothing, Auto-Incorrect.


More probably bored Mods...
 
2022-01-16 9:34:02 PM  
Is that a Who concert?
 
2022-01-16 9:34:30 PM  
Who doesn't love festival seating?
 
2022-01-16 9:34:42 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: And their all allowed to vote.


At least the white ones.


*they're

I agree with your sentiment, but when you are insulting people's intelligence, you should proofread like three times over.
 
2022-01-16 9:34:46 PM  

KungFuJunkie: Redh8t: This video is very familiar, I think it's from a few years ago.

It's from today's game. This has happened before though.

[YouTube video: Fans rush into AT&T Stadium two hours before kickoff]


Oh shoot, my mistake.
I thought is was a video used right after the Muslim Ban went into effect purporting to be an airport departure area or something.
 
2022-01-16 9:36:18 PM  

qlenfg: Could be they were running for the shiaters after tailgating for 3 hours.

Me, I was home, sorting my sock drawer and picking up dog poop in the back yard.


zzzzip

Go on...
 
2022-01-16 9:36:47 PM  

Biscuit Tin: I appear to be missing something. Isn't it assigned seating? What's with the running? Is it not assigned seating?


Gotta be first to the beer line...
 
2022-01-16 9:37:27 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: [Fark user image 425x566]They just didn't want to sit next to this charming couple...


They don't look unfriendly, per se, they just look very stoned and bored.  She looks like she might have been cute once, but went to New Jersey instead.
 
2022-01-16 9:37:36 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: [Fark user image image 425x566]They just didn't want to sit next to this charming couple...


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2022-01-16 9:38:02 PM  
They're all frantically looking for a center to hand a ball to
 
2022-01-16 9:38:16 PM  

skinink: What it looks like when Riley Reid is holding open auditions:

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2022-01-16 9:39:58 PM  

Drunken Rampage: Is that a Who concert?


Yup. But nobody heard "We Won't Get Fooled Again" no matter how hard Jerry Jones tried to bullshiat them!

Good riddance, assholes.
 
2022-01-16 9:43:27 PM  

qlenfg: Could be they were running for the shiaters after tailgating for 3 hours. 

Me, I was home, sorting my sock drawer and picking up dog poop in the back yard.


Better than picking up socks in the back yard and sorting your dog-poop drawer.
 
2022-01-16 9:43:39 PM  

markie_farkie: Biscuit Tin: I appear to be missing something. Isn't it assigned seating? What's with the running? Is it not assigned seating?

There's a bunch of standing room only areas so it's probably a free for all to get spots on the rail.

Everything else is assigned.

Or just idiots wanting to be me first.


Jesus, as soon as they go take a leak, they'll lose that spot anyway, doesn't seem worth getting trampled for. Ot trampling someone for.
 
2022-01-16 9:44:38 PM  
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They are damn lucky no one was seriously hurt or killed.
 
2022-01-16 9:44:38 PM  
They look more like a multicolor ant colony, rushing out to do battle with another colony... and probably has the same level of significance in life.
 
2022-01-16 9:46:20 PM  

Prof. Frink: qlenfg: Could be they were running for the shiaters after tailgating for 3 hours. 

Me, I was home, sorting my sock drawer and picking up dog poop in the back yard.

Better than picking up socks in the back yard and sorting your dog-poop drawer.


Ha!Ha!

I was thinking "hopefully not both, at the same time" ;o)
 
2022-01-16 9:49:07 PM  
Now roll the footage backwards and you can see what it looked like when Dallas fans left after the game.
 
2022-01-16 9:51:01 PM  

KungFuJunkie: Redh8t: This video is very familiar, I think it's from a few years ago.

It's from today's game. This has happened before though.

[YouTube video: Fans rush into AT&T Stadium two hours before kickoff]


That's weird because the Twitter video shows lots more people in red (likely niner fans). Different entrances I suspect. The one with all the red is probably closer to hotels.
 
2022-01-16 9:52:26 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: [Fark user image image 425x566]They just didn't want to sit next to this charming couple...


Burned out Vin Diesel and tore up Megan Fox have a sad.
 
2022-01-16 9:54:35 PM  

Biscuit Tin: I appear to be missing something. Isn't it assigned seating? What's with the running? Is it not assigned seating?


Gotta pee!
 
2022-01-16 9:56:07 PM  
I'll never understand sports.
 
2022-01-16 9:56:12 PM  
What could go wrong? Well a British guy could take them hostage.

Or they could lose.
 
2022-01-16 9:57:24 PM  
Seeing the Patriots, Eagles, Cowboys and Steelers all lose in week 1 of the playoffs is almost more schadenfreude than my heart can take.
 
2022-01-16 9:59:47 PM  
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2022-01-16 10:00:19 PM  
Things slow way down when they're confronted with consecutive numbers.
 
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