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(AP News)   Welp, now that you've had a chance to put away the War on Christmas decorations, it's time to get ready for Migrant Caravan of Doom season. Does it seem like they start advertising earlier every year? Couldn't they at least wait until Cinco de Mayo?   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: PSA, Honduras, San Pedro Sula, Mexico, Guatemala, Federal government of the United States, Guatemala's government, Guatemalan border province of Izabal, SAN PEDRO SULA  
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2022-01-16 3:32:23 PM  
Always coming yet never arrives. Curious.
 
2022-01-16 4:27:27 PM  
Are the coming to steal our jobs, or live off welfare?
 
2022-01-16 5:16:48 PM  
Must be an election year. The migrants are migrating and the economy is awful and there blah people everywhere stealing your white women. But only on Fox News.
 
2022-01-16 5:17:35 PM  
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2022-01-16 5:19:32 PM  
Hold on there, we haven't endured our annual MLK meltdowns yet. Don't get ahead of yourself. Checkout Minneapolis Star Tribune story, then we can ramp up caravans.
 
2022-01-16 5:19:56 PM  

Notabunny: Are the coming to steal our jobs, or live off welfare?


Why not both? USA! USA! USA!

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-03-18/who-helps-pay-amazon-walmart-and-mcdonald-s-workers-you-do
 
2022-01-16 5:20:22 PM  

Notabunny: Are the coming to steal our jobs, or live off welfare?


They should hold off until 2022, so they could at least vote in the midterms.
 
2022-01-16 5:23:38 PM  
The migrants under the texas bridge were brought there by the same republican operative, "christian missionaries" we later had to rescue from Hatia.
 
2022-01-16 5:25:40 PM  
Bring them. Some will cook delicious food and others will work cheap. We could afford twice whatever the number is.

A day where I only see white people is boring. I can see white people at home.
 
2022-01-16 5:25:49 PM  

Notabunny: Are the coming to steal our jobs, or live off welfare?


Sí.
 
2022-01-16 5:25:51 PM  
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2022-01-16 5:28:16 PM  

Notabunny: Are the coming to steal our jobs, or live off welfare?


Both
 
2022-01-16 5:29:27 PM  
By the time Cinco de Mayo rolls around, all of the illegal immigrant pinatas have been snatched up in the stores and I have to resort to using a Dora the Explorer one instead. You really need to plan ahead when all of your holiday seasons are based around hating someone who is other than you.
 
2022-01-16 5:32:12 PM  
 
2022-01-16 5:33:52 PM  
Keep the immigrants. Deport the vaxholes.
 
2022-01-16 5:34:49 PM  

edmo: Always coming yet never arrives. Curious.


Zeno's border crossing
 
2022-01-16 5:35:55 PM  

Notabunny: Are the coming to steal our jobs, or live off welfare?


Both.  That's how crafty they are.
 
2022-01-16 5:37:52 PM  
Like "they" even know when Cinco de Mayo is...

/maybe it's coming earlier this year
/s off
 
2022-01-16 5:40:38 PM  
Still have my tree up, with lights. Until the sap starts flowing.
So Fark you FoxSnews
 
2022-01-16 5:40:48 PM  

Notabunny: Are the coming to steal our jobs, or live off welfare?


To give us Covid. But it's a hoax, and there wouldn't be any cases in America if they weren't spreading the hoax, so I guess they're dangerously harmless liars?
 
2022-01-16 5:43:29 PM  

Grognard: Like "they" even know when Cinco de Mayo is...

/maybe it's coming earlier this year
/s off


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2022-01-16 5:45:44 PM  

edmo: Always coming yet never arrives. Curious.


All the cartels, talibans, communists, and ISISisisis' got them on their way in, duh.
 
2022-01-16 5:46:06 PM  

transporter_ii: Notabunny: Are the coming to steal our jobs, or live off welfare?

They should hold off until 2022


O_o
 
2022-01-16 5:49:21 PM  

Mukster: Hold on there, we haven't endured our annual MLK meltdowns yet. Don't get ahead of yourself. Checkout Minneapolis Star Tribune story, then we can ramp up caravans.


Wouldn't putting MLK day,Juneteenth, Cinco de mayo and other  in the same month as black history month make more sense, and less constant reminders throughout the whole year.
 
2022-01-16 5:52:42 PM  

anuran: Notabunny: Are the coming to steal our jobs, or live off welfare?

Both


Schrödinger's immigrant.
 
2022-01-16 5:55:31 PM  

snowshovel: Mukster: Hold on there, we haven't endured our annual MLK meltdowns yet. Don't get ahead of yourself. Checkout Minneapolis Star Tribune story, then we can ramp up caravans.

Wouldn't putting MLK day,Juneteenth, Cinco de mayo and other  in the same month as black history month make more sense, and less constant reminders throughout the whole year.


Oh sure, making every February day a holiday just so you can shirk your job shovelling snow off the sidewalk.
 
2022-01-16 5:55:49 PM  

Grognard: Like "they" even know when Cinco de Mayo is...

/maybe it's coming earlier this year
/s off


The folks around here celebrate Cinco de Miracle Whip. From the looks of them, by chugging a fifth of it.
 
2022-01-16 6:03:02 PM  

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I want to hear a mariachi band play Horst Wessel Lied...
 
2022-01-16 6:04:10 PM  

snowshovel: Mukster: Hold on there, we haven't endured our annual MLK meltdowns yet. Don't get ahead of yourself. Checkout Minneapolis Star Tribune story, then we can ramp up caravans.

Wouldn't putting MLK day,Juneteenth, Cinco de mayo and other  in the same month as black history month make more sense, and less constant reminders throughout the whole year.


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2022-01-16 6:09:14 PM  

Mad Canadian: mrmaster: [media.giphy.com image 480x270]

I want to hear a mariachi band play Horst Wessel Lied...


MIlva "Horst Wessel Lied"
Youtube uCixvCRi4pk

Close enough?
 
2022-01-16 6:10:14 PM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Still have my tree up, with lights. Until the sap starts flowing.
So Fark you FoxSnews


Huh. Maybe i should try that one. Taking down the tree is annoying. 'I won't take it down until the sap starts flowing, dear.'

/artificial tree
 
2022-01-16 6:12:18 PM  
You know, people really dropped the ball when they got all pearl-clutching and vapourish over Putin's Orange Poodle referring to them as "shiat hole countries".
Objectively, they are.
That is one of a number of reasons they are leaving.

Maybe if the U.S. did something about it, the refugee flow would slow down, like it did when we were aiding Mexico with their anti-corruption campaigns.
 
2022-01-16 6:22:39 PM  

snowshovel: Mukster: Hold on there, we haven't endured our annual MLK meltdowns yet. Don't get ahead of yourself. Checkout Minneapolis Star Tribune story, then we can ramp up caravans.

Wouldn't putting MLK day,Juneteenth, Cinco de mayo and other  in the same month as black history month make more sense, and less constant reminders throughout the whole year.


Nope. Because, stay with me here, they are in different months then February. Also, nice job conflating all POC. I mean, JFC, do you complain when TV programs with black people in them aren't on BET?
 
2022-01-16 6:28:57 PM  

Rhymes With Silver: snowshovel: Mukster: Hold on there, we haven't endured our annual MLK meltdowns yet. Don't get ahead of yourself. Checkout Minneapolis Star Tribune story, then we can ramp up caravans.

Wouldn't putting MLK day,Juneteenth, Cinco de mayo and other  in the same month as black history month make more sense, and less constant reminders throughout the whole year.

Nope. Because, stay with me here, they are in different months then February. Also, nice job conflating all POC. I mean, JFC, do you complain when TV programs with black people in them aren't on BET?


The fact that Asian countries can't decide on when the new year happens, while America settled on a clear date should show the world how exceptional we are. You want a holiday? Pick a date and stick with it... That's how the modern world rolls.
 
2022-01-16 6:31:54 PM  

Grognard: Like "they" even know when Cinco de Mayo is...

/maybe it's coming earlier this year
/s off


Cinco de Mayo is more an excuse for gringos to chug Corona than an actual holiday in Mexico.
 
2022-01-16 6:33:03 PM  
I'm still practicing my kneeling for the super bowl and coming up with fresh conspiracy theories for challenger, columbia, and dale earnhardt.
 
2022-01-16 6:34:00 PM  

edmo: Always coming yet never arrives. Curious.


Like the Great Pumpkin
 
2022-01-16 6:35:31 PM  

Notabunny: Are the coming to steal our jobs, or live off welfare?


Schrodinger's caravans
 
2022-01-16 6:36:10 PM  

snowshovel: The fact that Asian countries can't decide on when the new year happens, while America settled on a clear date should show the world how exceptional we are. You want a holiday? Pick a date and stick with it... That's how the modern world rolls.


Go look up how April Fool's Day got started.
 
2022-01-16 6:37:00 PM  
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"We have to scare you until the midterms are over. Then we won't care."
 
2022-01-16 6:39:33 PM  

Mukster: Hold on there, we haven't endured our annual MLK meltdowns yet. Don't get ahead of yourself. Checkout Minneapolis Star Tribune story, then we can ramp up caravans.


I'm waiting for F*cker to go on a MLK Day rant proposing a Nathan Bedford Forrest day.
 
2022-01-16 6:42:24 PM  
It only took the Biden regime a year to figure out that they needed to pressure other governments to do the dirty work of turning people away"c so that they didn't have to be seen doing it here. Fast learners.
 
2022-01-16 6:46:39 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: snowshovel: Mukster: Hold on there, we haven't endured our annual MLK meltdowns yet. Don't get ahead of yourself. Checkout Minneapolis Star Tribune story, then we can ramp up caravans.

Wouldn't putting MLK day,Juneteenth, Cinco de mayo and other  in the same month as black history month make more sense, and less constant reminders throughout the whole year.

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I will go ahead and confess that I am probably the only farker who finds ss funny.  Of course I assume he/she is a liberal making silly jokes.
 
2022-01-16 6:49:43 PM  

dildo tontine: Colour_out_of_Space: snowshovel: Mukster: Hold on there, we haven't endured our annual MLK meltdowns yet. Don't get ahead of yourself. Checkout Minneapolis Star Tribune story, then we can ramp up caravans.

Wouldn't putting MLK day,Juneteenth, Cinco de mayo and other  in the same month as black history month make more sense, and less constant reminders throughout the whole year.

[Fark user image 465x270]

I will go ahead and confess that I am probably the only farker who finds ss funny.  Of course I assume he/she is a liberal making silly jokes.


I think they are a performance account of the highest order
 
2022-01-16 6:56:30 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: dildo tontine: Colour_out_of_Space: snowshovel: Mukster: Hold on there, we haven't endured our annual MLK meltdowns yet. Don't get ahead of yourself. Checkout Minneapolis Star Tribune story, then we can ramp up caravans.

Wouldn't putting MLK day,Juneteenth, Cinco de mayo and other  in the same month as black history month make more sense, and less constant reminders throughout the whole year.

[Fark user image 465x270]

I will go ahead and confess that I am probably the only farker who finds ss funny.  Of course I assume he/she is a liberal making silly jokes.

I think they are a performance account of the highest order


Actually it's annoying. PN or Mike L, now that some quality.
 
2022-01-16 6:59:14 PM  

Grognard: Like "they" even know when Cinco de Mayo is...

/maybe it's coming earlier this year
/s off


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2022-01-16 7:01:23 PM  

Rhymes With Silver: Colour_out_of_Space: dildo tontine: Colour_out_of_Space: snowshovel: Mukster: Hold on there, we haven't endured our annual MLK meltdowns yet. Don't get ahead of yourself. Checkout Minneapolis Star Tribune story, then we can ramp up caravans.

Wouldn't putting MLK day,Juneteenth, Cinco de mayo and other  in the same month as black history month make more sense, and less constant reminders throughout the whole year.

[Fark user image 465x270]

I will go ahead and confess that I am probably the only farker who finds ss funny.  Of course I assume he/she is a liberal making silly jokes.

I think they are a performance account of the highest order

Actually it's annoying. PN or Mike L, now that some quality.


Legendary, indeed. There are times I think Mike didn't disappear, just only has time to make short posts as ss, but who knows?

/thanks, dt!
 
2022-01-16 7:04:55 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: [Fark user image 600x379]

https://www.commondreams.org/news/2021/06/08/disappointing-ocasio-cortez-rebukes-harris-telling-migrants-seeking-refuge-do-not


Been saying that for years, it is as tho politicians want this to always be an issue so they can share ideas on how to fix it without ever doing anything and keep getting votes
 
2022-01-16 7:06:56 PM  

Rhymes With Silver: Colour_out_of_Space: dildo tontine: Colour_out_of_Space: snowshovel: Mukster: Hold on there, we haven't endured our annual MLK meltdowns yet. Don't get ahead of yourself. Checkout Minneapolis Star Tribune story, then we can ramp up caravans.

Wouldn't putting MLK day,Juneteenth, Cinco de mayo and other  in the same month as black history month make more sense, and less constant reminders throughout the whole year.

[Fark user image 465x270]

I will go ahead and confess that I am probably the only farker who finds ss funny.  Of course I assume he/she is a liberal making silly jokes.

I think they are a performance account of the highest order

Actually it's annoying. PN or Mike L, now that some quality.


I'm with you. Haven't seen Mike in a while, I hope they're okay.
 
2022-01-16 7:12:09 PM  
I know we're not supposed to read the articles on Fark, but this is an AP News article not a Fox News rant, and it doesn't really seem to be fear mongering. They're simply reporting that a group of migrants were stopped in Guatemala. Now I won't be surprised if Fox News runs with it and turn it into another ooga booga story but perhaps we should wait until then?

It's also shameful that the US is not doing more to help these people after going to their countries and farking everything up.
 
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