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(USA Today)   In what in no way perfectly encapsulates the NFL's care for player health, a player who ends up in the hospital for something "life threatening" is "not quite ready to play"   (amp.usatoday.com) divider line
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2022-01-16 2:49:53 PM  
9 votes:
Sounds like it was an appendix. Abdominal pain, life threatening, surgery, *almost* back to normal in a week...
 
2022-01-16 2:51:41 PM  
3 votes:

puffy999: Sounds like it was an appendix. Abdominal pain, life threatening, surgery, *almost* back to normal in a week...


That is my guess also.
 
2022-01-16 5:48:52 PM  
2 votes:

Bith Set Me Up: The NFL's overdue for a players' strike.

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https://deadspin.com/eric-reid-says-nfl-is-trying-to-screw-disabled-former-p-1842303802

https://deadspin.com/it-feels-like-the-nflpa-railroaded-its-members-into-vot-1842350508

https://twitter.com/E_Reid35/status/1239258583491063810


The entire country is overdue. But since we've spent the past 40 years demonizing unions, this is what we get.
 
2022-01-16 5:56:43 PM  
2 votes:

BunkyBrewman: Harry Wagstaff: puffy999: Sounds like it was an appendix. Abdominal pain, life threatening, surgery, *almost* back to normal in a week...

That is my guess also.

From an internet "insider" whose friend knows Josh's sister: (tak it for what it's worth)  Somebody stepped on him last Sunday.  On Monday he passed out.  He had 3 liters of blood in his stomach and ruptured a vein.


Oh ow.

That's much worse.
 
2022-01-16 7:40:11 PM  
2 votes:

BunkyBrewman: Harry Wagstaff: puffy999: Sounds like it was an appendix. Abdominal pain, life threatening, surgery, *almost* back to normal in a week...

That is my guess also.

From an internet "insider" whose friend knows Josh's sister: (tak it for what it's worth)  Somebody stepped on him last Sunday.  On Monday he passed out.  He had 3 liters of blood in his stomach and ruptured a vein.


But, is Ferris ok?
 
2022-01-16 5:06:47 PM  
1 vote:

Harry Wagstaff: puffy999: Sounds like it was an appendix. Abdominal pain, life threatening, surgery, *almost* back to normal in a week...

That is my guess also.


From an internet "insider" whose friend knows Josh's sister: (tak it for what it's worth)  Somebody stepped on him last Sunday.  On Monday he passed out.  He had 3 liters of blood in his stomach and ruptured a vein.
 
2022-01-16 6:14:27 PM  
1 vote:

lindalouwho: BunkyBrewman: Harry Wagstaff: puffy999: Sounds like it was an appendix. Abdominal pain, life threatening, surgery, *almost* back to normal in a week...

That is my guess also.

From an internet "insider" whose friend knows Josh's sister: (tak it for what it's worth)  Somebody stepped on him last Sunday.  On Monday he passed out.  He had 3 liters of blood in his stomach and ruptured a vein.

The human stomach can only hold about a liter of food or liquid at a time.


I assume stomach = internal body cavity. Whatever it's called.
 
2022-01-16 6:15:15 PM  
1 vote:

lindalouwho: BunkyBrewman: Harry Wagstaff: puffy999: Sounds like it was an appendix. Abdominal pain, life threatening, surgery, *almost* back to normal in a week...

That is my guess also.

From an internet "insider" whose friend knows Josh's sister: (tak it for what it's worth)  Somebody stepped on him last Sunday.  On Monday he passed out.  He had 3 liters of blood in his stomach and ruptured a vein.

The human stomach can only hold about a liter of food or liquid at a time.


Maybe when they said stomach it mean the general abdomen region?
 
2022-01-16 8:25:57 PM  
1 vote:
lindalouwho:


It's called a stomach, part of the gastrointestinal tract.
I don't really understand your comment.


People who aren't involved in medicine or aren't biology fans regularly use the term "stomach" to mean midsection of the human body, and internally there is an area which encompasses organs from the stomach to the kidneys and below.

I had to look up the term. Abdominopelvic cavity. That is an area which *can* hold much larger amounts of fluid than the stomach itself.
 
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