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(El Pais)   The spy who came in from the cold and then wouldn't leave your Airbnb after staying there for a year   (english.elpais.com) divider line
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3867 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jan 2022 at 3:14 PM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-16 2:45:27 PM  
All they need is a little polonium for his tea, and everyone would suspect Putin. Problem solved.
 
2022-01-16 3:21:59 PM  
Latin America: So what these Spaniards are telling us, is that it sucks when a foreigner shows up in your country and starts to claim all your stuff?
 
2022-01-16 3:22:32 PM  
"The Spy who Shagged Me" : Not a Real Estate guide....
 
2022-01-16 3:24:31 PM  
So like half of Mar a Lago?
 
2022-01-16 3:25:25 PM  
The second rule of Airbnb is to have burly men on hand to eject stubborn guests. The first rule is fresh towels.
 
2022-01-16 3:26:38 PM  
A Russian decided to move in and just annex some private living space that belonged to someone else?

Gee whiz, that's so unlike them.
 
2022-01-16 3:29:17 PM  
Do they not have a 2nd or 3rd floor window that is faulty?
 
2022-01-16 3:30:42 PM  

Somaticasual: "The Spy who Shagged Me" : Not a Real Estate guide....


If the guest is anything like James Bond, that's a lot of man mustard stains on the furniture.
 
2022-01-16 3:33:28 PM  
People like that only respect you if you poison them and throw them out a window.

Maybe poke him in the head with the butt of a flashlight.
 
2022-01-16 3:46:35 PM  
Set up a microwave generator underneath his room.
 
2022-01-16 3:48:14 PM  
Tent the house and fumigate it.

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2022-01-16 4:18:27 PM  
Footage of guests packing up their suitcases:

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2022-01-16 6:35:02 PM  
Write to Putin in your guest's name and threaten him.
 
2022-01-16 6:44:47 PM  
You're running an Air BnB.

No sympathy. Suffer. You should have known what you were getting into. You're running a business that completely invalidates most tenancy law. Don't act shocked when your leverage is also reduced.
 
2022-01-16 10:03:26 PM  
Thought it was about Snowden...
 
2022-01-17 1:50:04 AM  

jjorsett: Write to Putin in your guest's name and threaten him.


That'll just attract more Russians...
 
2022-01-17 4:58:37 AM  

Klyukva: The second rule of Airbnb is to have burly men on hand to eject stubborn guests. The first rule is fresh towels.

That's how Pedro met Dimitri from Bosnia Herzegovina. For €350 plus expenses, Dimitri and three of his colleagues pulled up in a van outside the building and "politely asked" the squatters to get in the vehicle. They took them for a drive and in "less than 24 hours there was a new lock on the door and an empty flat," says Pedro.


Ha!
 
2022-01-17 5:02:25 AM  
TFA is a bit over the top.

Airbnb renters have a tenant who hasn't paid since September, better call one of the worlds leading newspapers to do an exposé
 
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