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2022-01-16 10:44:49 AM  
His head will collapse, because there's nothing in it, and he'll ask himself.....
 
2022-01-16 10:50:06 AM  
Ox, Box, Rocks, Talks, Walks, Pox, Socks, Mocks, Shocks, Docks, Knocks, Jocks, Lox, Vox, Chalks.  Come on Mike, that was just off the top of my head.
 
2022-01-16 10:51:40 AM  
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2022-01-16 10:52:12 AM  
"It's called election deflection," he said. "And they want to try and silence our voice again. Just yesterday, did you hear what they did to OAN? It's disgusting."

Election deflection, what was the question?
I'm cookin' up additional lawsuits baby!

I'm just a shill, yes I'm only a shill
Making people laugh at me on Capitol Hill.
 
2022-01-16 10:54:23 AM  
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2022-01-16 11:01:04 AM  
You might say he's fluffed it.
/these righters certainly have an edge on the left when it comes to crazy but I can count on Fark to balance it out.
 
2022-01-16 11:07:53 AM  
It's Great. It's Crack. It Gets You Really High.
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2022-01-16 11:26:48 AM  
I don't get it. I mean, that level of ego, of pride, of need.

Let's say anyone reading this comment, right now, could cash in their chips. Sell everything. Call in all the favors. I don't know what Pillow Guy is worth? A few million? Let's say a few million.

Why would you keep doing this? F*cking buy a place on some Caribbean island, sit around all day on the beach drinking Mai Tais or whatever and eating fresh ceviche, and NEVER have another stressful moment in your life. Fly away, somewhere warm. Where the long arm of the US judicial or civil courts can touch you.

Why would you keep making it worse?
*shrugs*
F*ck that guy. I hope he dies broke.
 
2022-01-16 11:29:16 AM  
At least he's proving without a shadow of a doubt that you don't need to be remotely sane to be a CEO, let alone spend even a modicum of time running one's company.
 
2022-01-16 11:33:24 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: At least he's proving without a shadow of a doubt that you don't need to be remotely sane to be a CEO, let alone spend even a modicum of time running one's company.


Ben Carson has proven you don't need a brain to be a brain surgeon, so I guess anything goes.
 
2022-01-16 11:33:55 AM  
That's so weird that you think he had a mind to lose.
 
2022-01-16 12:03:16 PM  
He claims FOXNews no longer talks about the 2020 election and fraud? Yep, he's nuts.
 
2022-01-16 12:08:12 PM  

DannyBrandt: I don't get it. I mean, that level of ego, of pride, of need.

Let's say anyone reading this comment, right now, could cash in their chips. Sell everything. Call in all the favors. I don't know what Pillow Guy is worth? A few million? Let's say a few million.

Why would you keep doing this? F*cking buy a place on some Caribbean island, sit around all day on the beach drinking Mai Tais or whatever and eating fresh ceviche, and NEVER have another stressful moment in your life. Fly away, somewhere warm. Where the long arm of the US judicial or civil courts can touch you.

Why would you keep making it worse?
*shrugs*
F*ck that guy. I hope he dies broke.


Because you and I and most everyone reading this, including the trolls, agree with you 100%.  However, we view the world through our own logic.  A pillow relies solely on the fluff and its facade .  A pillow soaked in Mai Tais is no good anymore.  I mean a pillow dusted with Coke could be fun, but sand and sticky drinks not so much. I guess humans and pillows should know their limits.
 
2022-01-16 12:13:44 PM  
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2022-01-16 12:19:42 PM  

dildo tontine: Ox, Box, Rocks, Talks, Walks, Pox, Socks, Mocks, Shocks, Docks, Knocks, Jocks, Lox, Vox, Chalks.  Come on Mike, that was just off the top of my head.


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2022-01-16 12:24:09 PM  
FTFA
Speaking at the Save America rally in Florence, AZ, Lindell argued that the biggest problem the crowd faces is "conservative media, the ones that don't talk." Mike Lindell himself.

Fixed it for the article writer.
 
2022-01-16 12:33:24 PM  
Well, there's only one reasonable solution then.

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Poetic, really.
 
2022-01-16 12:58:27 PM  

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Aaannnddd....Dan is the guy Pence called about certifing the election, he told Pence to do his job and certify. So, Dan has that going for him.
 
2022-01-16 1:59:07 PM  

DannyBrandt: I don't get it. I mean, that level of ego, of pride, of need.

Let's say anyone reading this comment, right now, could cash in their chips. Sell everything. Call in all the favors. I don't know what Pillow Guy is worth? A few million? Let's say a few million.

Why would you keep doing this? F*cking buy a place on some Caribbean island, sit around all day on the beach drinking Mai Tais or whatever and eating fresh ceviche, and NEVER have another stressful moment in your life. Fly away, somewhere warm. Where the long arm of the US judicial or civil courts can touch you.

Why would you keep making it worse?
*shrugs*
F*ck that guy. I hope he dies broke.


Once Dominion wins their lawsuit he will be broke.
 
2022-01-16 2:10:55 PM  
How are people still paying attention to this act?

I guess "They want to believe" and selling false conspiracies and hope to the dim witted and desperate, is lucrative because someone is still buying.
 
2022-01-16 2:11:33 PM  
Speaking at the Save America rally in Florence, AZ, Lindell argued that the biggest problem the crowd faces is "conservative media, the ones that don't talk."

In a weird, funhouse-mirror sort of way, it's the MikePillow version of MLK's "white moderate" line.
 
2022-01-16 2:12:37 PM  
Faux Newz is impure! IMPURE!

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2022-01-16 2:15:11 PM  

syrynxx: dildo tontine: Ox, Box, Rocks, Talks, Walks, Pox, Socks, Mocks, Shocks, Docks, Knocks, Jocks, Lox, Vox, Chalks.  Come on Mike, that was just off the top of my head.

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Silly side note, an ex GF's kids used to have me read the Tweedle beetle battle over and over faster each time.

It got difficult.
 
2022-01-16 2:15:11 PM  

DannyBrandt: I don't get it. I mean, that level of ego, of pride, of need.

Let's say anyone reading this comment, right now, could cash in their chips. Sell everything. Call in all the favors. I don't know what Pillow Guy is worth? A few million? Let's say a few million.

Why would you keep doing this? F*cking buy a place on some Caribbean island, sit around all day on the beach drinking Mai Tais or whatever and eating fresh ceviche, and NEVER have another stressful moment in your life. Fly away, somewhere warm. Where the long arm of the US judicial or civil courts can touch you.

Why would you keep making it worse?
*shrugs*
F*ck that guy. I hope he dies broke.


See, thats how greed works for these assholes, it's not enough that they could lounge in a pool with hot women drinking vodka infused fruit smoothies till they roll over and die, no, someone put there has more than them, and they want it, so, they're going to get it, because that fane and status and taking from others is a better thrill than all the stressfree living.
That's their only way to feel "accomplishment" to rail against an impossible task, but watch the numbers rise.
 
2022-01-16 2:15:57 PM  

DannyBrandt: I don't get it. I mean, that level of ego, of pride, of need.

Let's say anyone reading this comment, right now, could cash in their chips. Sell everything. Call in all the favors. I don't know what Pillow Guy is worth? A few million? Let's say a few million.

Why would you keep doing this? F*cking buy a place on some Caribbean island, sit around all day on the beach drinking Mai Tais or whatever and eating fresh ceviche, and NEVER have another stressful moment in your life. Fly away, somewhere warm. Where the long arm of the US judicial or civil courts can touch you.

Why would you keep making it worse?
*shrugs*
F*ck that guy. I hope he dies broke.


Freud would say that you like being touched by long arms.
 
2022-01-16 2:17:46 PM  

DannyBrandt: I don't get it. I mean, that level of ego, of pride, of need.

Let's say anyone reading this comment, right now, could cash in their chips. Sell everything. Call in all the favors. I don't know what Pillow Guy is worth? A few million? Let's say a few million.

Why would you keep doing this? F*cking buy a place on some Caribbean island, sit around all day on the beach drinking Mai Tais or whatever and eating fresh ceviche, and NEVER have another stressful moment in your life. Fly away, somewhere warm. Where the long arm of the US judicial or civil courts can touch you.

Why would you keep making it worse?
*shrugs*
F*ck that guy. I hope he dies broke.


Well, my guess, since he's a recovering addict, he wants to experience the "high" he must have felt at this very moment...

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2022-01-16 2:21:16 PM  
My local NBC affiliate used to run his commercials in the 4am time slot.  15 seconds of rant, then pillow commercial.
I noticed,after a while, there weren't as many of them.
Then they stopped completely.
Did the station or network just nope, nope, nope away from him.
Or did he run out of money?
 
2022-01-16 2:24:32 PM  

ababyatemydingo: DannyBrandt: I don't get it. I mean, that level of ego, of pride, of need.

Let's say anyone reading this comment, right now, could cash in their chips. Sell everything. Call in all the favors. I don't know what Pillow Guy is worth? A few million? Let's say a few million.

Why would you keep doing this? F*cking buy a place on some Caribbean island, sit around all day on the beach drinking Mai Tais or whatever and eating fresh ceviche, and NEVER have another stressful moment in your life. Fly away, somewhere warm. Where the long arm of the US judicial or civil courts can touch you.

Why would you keep making it worse?
*shrugs*
F*ck that guy. I hope he dies broke.

Well, my guess, since he's a recovering addict, he wants to experience the "high" he must have felt at this very moment...

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I can't believe that it never occurred to me that this is his new addiction.  It makes a ton of sense.
 
2022-01-16 2:25:09 PM  

mr intrepid: My local NBC affiliate used to run his commercials in the 4am time slot.  15 seconds of rant, then pillow commercial.
I noticed,after a while, there weren't as many of them.
Then they stopped completely.
Did the station or network just nope, nope, nope away from him.
Or did he run out of money?


Yes.
 
2022-01-16 2:25:27 PM  

HerptheDerp: How are people still paying attention to this act?


Decades of conservative brainwashing. They literally believe elections are life and death struggles for the future of the world. If Democrats are in charge, they're going to gay-convert your kids before they cannibalize them, and you're going to be put to work in the socialism mines as a punishment for being white.

And all so that you can be mislead by some rich schmucks to believe you're about to own Boardwalk when really your measly house on Baltic Avenue is soon to be foreclosed.
 
2022-01-16 2:25:53 PM  

Somaticasual: His head will collapse, because there's nothing in it, and he'll ask himself.....


...well, how did I get here?
 
2022-01-16 2:26:14 PM  
Hey Mike,

If you want to give them something to talk about, how about walking over to the National Mall, drench yourself in gasoline and light a match?  They'll cover that I'm sure of it.
 
2022-01-16 2:27:47 PM  

syrynxx: dildo tontine: Ox, Box, Rocks, Talks, Walks, Pox, Socks, Mocks, Shocks, Docks, Knocks, Jocks, Lox, Vox, Chalks.  Come on Mike, that was just off the top of my head.

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2022-01-16 2:28:48 PM  

mr intrepid: My local NBC affiliate used to run his commercials in the 4am time slot.  15 seconds of rant, then pillow commercial.
I noticed,after a while, there weren't as many of them.
Then they stopped completely.
Did the station or network just nope, nope, nope away from him.
Or did he run out of money?


He just realized that if you are not sleeping at 4am then you don't need a pillow, relocated it to early evenings.
 
2022-01-16 2:29:55 PM  

hotrod2001: Hey Mike,

If you want to give them something to talk about, how about walking over to the National Mall, drench yourself in gasoline and light a match?  They'll cover that I'm sure of it.


He'd get over it.
 
2022-01-16 2:29:59 PM  
There was a lifesize standee at my grocery store and then one day it, the rest of the display, and all the product was gone.  Good for the grocery store but the standee would have made a really fun bb gun target.
 
2022-01-16 2:30:52 PM  

dildo tontine: I can't believe that it never occurred to me that this is his new addiction.  It makes a ton of sense.


William S Burroughs wrote about addiction to "junk", which could be anything. For example, in one of his books a narcotics officers gets addicted to watching heroin addicts shoot up. Then he has to stand closer and closer to watch. Then he has to be physically touching the other person while they take that hit.

You're right, it reminds me of that. I've known folks addicted to ranting to groups of people.
 
2022-01-16 2:31:27 PM  

HerptheDerp: See, thats how greed works for these assholes, it's not enough that they could lounge in a pool with hot women drinking vodka infused fruit smoothies till they roll over and die, no, someone put there has more than them, and they want it, so, they're going to get it, because that fane and status and taking from others is a better thrill than all the stressfree living.
That's their only way to feel "accomplishment" to rail against an impossible task, but watch the numbers rise.


Yep.

I knew a guy like that once. Clinic owner, in suburban Columbus. Wasn't enough to retire with a few million in the bank, he expanded into pseudoscience "cures" ranging from heavy metal chelation to vitamin megadoses and everything in between, and charged a ton for it. A single chelation treatment was $500, and he "recommended" at least 12. A single vitamin infusion was $250, and he recommended quarterly, essentially forever. Hired me to cover the allopathic side of things, the routine coughs/colds/actual medicine, and he ran the "alternative medicine" side himself.

Made money hand over fist. Never saw him in anything other than a Bentley, Maserati, or equivalent high-dollar car.

Then he pushed it too far. Patient asks for a script for Percocet, he gives them 90 Percocet 30s. Another wants Dilaudid, sure, have 90 Dilaudid 4s. Making even more at this point, essentially running an unlicensed pain clinic.

I bailed the day the DEA showed up to ask him some very pointed questions. If he'd kept to his scummy but legal supplementation business, he'd be on an island somewhere. However, he didn't, and now he's lost his license.
 
2022-01-16 2:32:07 PM  
Like, I usually talk about how irresponsible the media is for platforming fascists... But at this point, I feel like platforming Mike Lindell is just unethical, because it's plain to see this man is not well.
 
2022-01-16 2:34:13 PM  
I was hoping the headline meant he was found dead after blowing his brains out with a shotgun.
 
2022-01-16 2:38:41 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: I was hoping the headline meant he was found dead after blowing his brains out with a shotgun.


Using a MyPillow as a silencer.
 
2022-01-16 2:38:48 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Mr. Coffee Nerves: At least he's proving without a shadow of a doubt that you don't need to be remotely sane to be a CEO, let alone spend even a modicum of time running one's company.

Ben Carson has proven you don't need a brain to be a brain surgeon, so I guess anything goes.


Ben Carson trips me out. He must have an eidetic memory and phenomenal hand-eye coordination to have gotten thru med school and practiced brain surgery

But also he supports people that hate him (Republicans) and he believes in magical sky faeries

Trippy dude
 
2022-01-16 2:38:58 PM  
Oh sure, you say that now.
 
2022-01-16 2:39:17 PM  
Mike Lindell needs to be convicted of treason, thrown in prison for life, placed in front of a firing squad, and exiled from this country, preferably all on the same day.
 
2022-01-16 2:45:03 PM  
He deserves his day in court for election fraud.

Lock them up.

I shudder to think what Trumpskivites would have done to democrats doing the same type of republican fraud, had Hillary not conceded the election.
 
2022-01-16 2:49:42 PM  

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And those ads are still running on Fox News...
 
2022-01-16 2:50:20 PM  

Call the Guy: Coco LaFemme: Mr. Coffee Nerves: At least he's proving without a shadow of a doubt that you don't need to be remotely sane to be a CEO, let alone spend even a modicum of time running one's company.

Ben Carson has proven you don't need a brain to be a brain surgeon, so I guess anything goes.

Ben Carson trips me out. He must have an eidetic memory and phenomenal hand-eye coordination to have gotten thru med school and practiced brain surgery

But also he supports people that hate him (Republicans) and he believes in magical sky faeries

Trippy dude


There's a reason actual doctors consider surgeons to be essentially mechanics.
 
2022-01-16 2:51:57 PM  

DannyBrandt: I don't get it. I mean, that level of ego, of pride, of need.

Let's say anyone reading this comment, right now, could cash in their chips. Sell everything. Call in all the favors. I don't know what Pillow Guy is worth? A few million? Let's say a few million.

Why would you keep doing this? F*cking buy a place on some Caribbean island, sit around all day on the beach drinking Mai Tais or whatever and eating fresh ceviche, and NEVER have another stressful moment in your life. Fly away, somewhere warm. Where the long arm of the US judicial or civil courts can touch you.

Why would you keep making it worse?
*shrugs*
F*ck that guy. I hope he dies broke.


Josef and Magda Goebbels were, by all accounts, highly intelligent and wealthy people, yet when Hitler offed himself, they killed their children and then themselves.  They had become so saturated in the cult of Hitler that the idea of existing in a world without him was utterly incomprehensible.

Lindell is the same way: so immersed in -- so addicted to -- the Big Lie and the cult of Trump that he cannot imagine anything else.  You cannot talk him down from the ledge because he has no concept that the fall will kill him.  Such people cannot be reasoned with, as they have lost all capacity to reason.

Lindell will not die broke, but he will die broken.
 
2022-01-16 2:54:15 PM  
Well after he said 300 million of us committed election fraud I have been preparing my legal defense. His family needs to get him in a rubber room, maybe his dealer will do it again.
 
2022-01-16 2:58:03 PM  

Sword and Shield: Dilaudid


Sweet Jesus, that stuff's nice. I got some for a kidney stone. Told the doctor to never, ever, give me more, unless there were no alternatives. I can see why people get addicted to that stuff.
 
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