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(KSL Salt Lake City)   How Alaskans deal with their bull moose conflicts   (ksl.com) divider line
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2022-01-16 11:18:31 AM  
He's just looking for his flying squirrel friend .
 
2022-01-16 11:38:47 AM  
Old moose news is so exciting.
 
2022-01-16 11:51:56 AM  
I hide behind my sister.

/No, realli!
 
2022-01-16 11:58:22 AM  
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2022-01-16 11:59:46 AM  
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2022-01-16 12:00:40 PM  

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Gotdammit!
 
2022-01-16 12:09:49 PM  
Bull Moose Jackson - Nosey Joe
Youtube iHNY4juwbeg
 
2022-01-16 12:20:50 PM  
Alaska... the Australia of America.
 
2022-01-16 12:32:23 PM  
Will two Russian spies be available?
 
2022-01-16 2:24:05 PM  
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2022-01-16 2:25:16 PM  
That guy is luckier than he realizes, considering it's moose mating season.
 
2022-01-16 2:26:54 PM  
Carry a big stick?
 
2022-01-16 2:27:36 PM  

ChrisDe: That guy is luckier than he realizes, considering it's moose mating season.


Is that like...hunting season but instead of shooting them you're...uh yah?
 
2022-01-16 2:36:29 PM  
Gotta hand it to the guy, he kept calm, took the right action. Lucky he had his shed right there.
 
2022-01-16 2:40:17 PM  

BumpInTheNight: ChrisDe: That guy is luckier than he realizes, considering it's moose mating season.

Is that like...hunting season but instead of shooting them you're...uh yah?


"Moose stuff"
 
2022-01-16 2:44:53 PM  
Oregon has better methods for these problems

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2022-01-16 2:44:58 PM  
A bull moose war sounds sexier than an emu war.

What kind of numbskulls would go to war with emus anyway? Probably some former convicts.
 
2022-01-16 2:47:47 PM  
I can't even count the amount of times angry moose have trapped me in a hay shed or other outbuilding.
fark those mean, greedy bastards.

One winter I had a brutal battle with a cow and calf that decided my hay barn was their winter home. Took about 2 weeks of constant battles before they moved on to my woodshed, which wasn't nearly as scary since I only visited that during the daytime.
 
2022-01-16 2:48:18 PM  

lindalouwho: [YouTube video: Bull Moose Jackson - Nosey Joe]


Speak softly, and carry a big ten inch... record.

1952 Bull Moose Jackson - Big Ten-Inch Record
Youtube rzptUmg97_k
 
2022-01-16 2:52:04 PM  
Moose: Excuse me, sir, I can take that trash off your hands for you.
Man: *closes door*
Moose: Sir, I know you're in there, please just hand over the trash.
 
2022-01-16 3:22:18 PM  
The best way to deal with a moose is to not be where they are or cautiously back away if you encounter one.  It's not Bullwinkle you know.
 
2022-01-16 3:23:40 PM  

BumpInTheNight: ChrisDe: That guy is luckier than he realizes, considering it's moose mating season.

Is that like...hunting season but instead of shooting them you're...uh yah?


Let's just say they like to rub the velvet.
 
2022-01-16 3:36:06 PM  
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I think I'll just stay out of their way.
 
2022-01-16 3:50:02 PM  
Meanwhile in Finland...

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2022-01-16 4:08:15 PM  
From the look of how that went down, someone is putting out food for that moose.
 
2022-01-16 4:12:32 PM  
The same way they deal with them every year when this article is posted?
 
2022-01-16 4:16:30 PM  

ShiniSenko: Moose: Excuse me, sir, I can take that trash off your hands for you.
Man: *closes door*
Moose: Sir, I know you're in there, please just hand over the trash.


Moose: Do you have time to talk about your siding?
Man: CRAP DID HE SEE ME COME IN? JUST ACT LIKE WE'RE NOT HOME MARTHA!
Moose: Sir? If you please, we have a special on siding today only if you just let us explain..
 
2022-01-16 4:20:18 PM  
Moose: We've been trying to reach you about your car's warranty.
 
2022-01-16 5:27:57 PM  
Has anyone mentioned the age of this recurring moose?
 
2022-01-16 5:35:53 PM  
I would hide in the shed too

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2022-01-16 5:40:41 PM  

kabloink: I would hide in the shed too

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I highly enjoy these drawings
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2022-01-16 6:03:55 PM  
You don't fark around with mooses. The males are aggressive during mating season, and if you get too close to a calf while momma's around, she will fark you up
 
2022-01-16 6:33:43 PM  

SumoJeb: kabloink: I would hide in the shed too

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I highly enjoy these drawings
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Oh thanks. Some of them I know are really bad.
 
2022-01-16 6:43:25 PM  

ChrisDe: That guy is luckier than he realizes, considering it's moose mating season.


So, you're saying there's a hot female moose out there just waiting for some human guy to hit on her?
 
2022-01-16 7:03:31 PM  
Brave Sir Robin.
 
2022-01-16 7:40:13 PM  
Just pull out their big ten inch...record.
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2022-01-16 8:31:09 PM  
Knock, knock!
Don't answer!!
 
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