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(Fark)   Opened the window, misjudged the wind. Now my Bible Belt country hotel room reeks of weed. Wat do?   (fark.com) divider line
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269 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 16 Jan 2022 at 4:45 AM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-15 11:58:50 PM  
Get some particularly pungent munchies?

Either that, or find a skunk.

/I might know a guy who can help with that...
 
2022-01-16 12:02:30 AM  
Dryer sheet & an empty toilet paper roll?
 
2022-01-16 12:14:00 AM  
Get a bunch of incense and draw a pentagram on the floor.

I mean, they already assume the worst of you at this point.
 
2022-01-16 12:33:33 AM  
Get in your car and drive north as fast as it's safe to travel.  Don't stop for flashing lights until you see flags with a big red maple leaf on them.
 
2022-01-16 1:24:21 AM  
Order room service?
 
2022-01-16 1:34:41 AM  
Check the bathroom windowsill for a syringe, and the fridge for half melted Ice cream Sandwiches.

Worst "Motel" i ever stayed in in Alabama.
 
2022-01-16 2:06:15 AM  
Go get a couple packs of matches.

Light one at a time in areas around the room. Being careful around the hardwired smoke detector.
The match releases a small amount of SO2, which kinda smells like ass.

Or,
Go to a gas station and buy one of those cheap cardboard air fresheners. Light a corner of it until it smokes.
That trick has saved me four fines from car rental companies for smoking in their vehicles.
 
2022-01-16 2:36:20 AM  
No one cares anymore, anywhere. Someone might try to charge you the fee for smoking in your room, but probably not even that.  Unless you're checking out in the next15 minutes or something.
 
2022-01-16 2:56:46 AM  
It's cute you think thumpers aren't also thee biggest scofflaws that exist.  Once you get into the Lands That Commit Treason In Service to Slavery, you'll be hard-pressed to find a preacher who doesn't make marijuana, meth, and/or moonshine as their primary source of income.  The loud decrying of those things is not done because of abhorrence, but because they are afraid that legalization will cut into their profits.  Most "Dry counties" are wetter than a Tri Delt's panties.
 
2022-01-16 3:52:40 AM  
Door dash a bunch of Taco Bell, eat munchily, and just wait.
 
2022-01-16 5:27:09 AM  

Naido: No one cares anymore, anywhere. Someone might try to charge you the fee for smoking in your room, but probably not even that.  Unless you're checking out in the next15 minutes or something.


So much this. Hotel doesn't care. They sanitize and deodorize rooms now. Also,  weed doesn't linger like cigarettes. They probably won't notice and if they do, housekeeping has better things to do than call the cops. Hotels don't like cops. They like quiet.
 
2022-01-16 5:30:53 AM  
Go outside to smoke & don't disrespect the owners, jackass.

I smoke cigarettes, but if you light up in my truck I'll leave you stranded. My shiat, my rules.
 
2022-01-16 5:35:11 AM  

Robinfro: Go outside to smoke & don't disrespect the owners, jackass.

I smoke cigarettes, but if you light up in my truck I'll leave you stranded. My shiat, my rules.


This too. If it's no smoking, don't smoke. Use edibles for travel or smoke outside.
 
2022-01-16 7:13:28 AM  
Get a can of Lysol.  Follow label instructions.

Seriously, who travels nowadays and doesn't have some sort of disinfectant in their possession?  Even if you are flying, you should be carrying a pack of wipes.  Grab a fresh pack and wipe down everything.  The smell will help with the weed and your room will be cleaner too.
 
2022-01-16 7:27:08 AM  

foo monkey: Naido: No one cares anymore, anywhere. Someone might try to charge you the fee for smoking in your room, but probably not even that.  Unless you're checking out in the next15 minutes or something.

So much this. Hotel doesn't care. They sanitize and deodorize rooms now. Also,  weed doesn't linger like cigarettes. They probably won't notice and if they do, housekeeping has better things to do than call the cops. Hotels don't like cops. They like quiet.


Weed lingers, for sure.  I always laugh at this.
 
2022-01-16 7:38:54 AM  

IRestoreFurniture: foo monkey: Naido: No one cares anymore, anywhere. Someone might try to charge you the fee for smoking in your room, but probably not even that.  Unless you're checking out in the next15 minutes or something.

So much this. Hotel doesn't care. They sanitize and deodorize rooms now. Also,  weed doesn't linger like cigarettes. They probably won't notice and if they do, housekeeping has better things to do than call the cops. Hotels don't like cops. They like quiet.

Weed lingers, for sure.  I always laugh at this.


If you're smoking flower in a hotel room, you really need to join us in the 21st century.

/vape pens are the traveling toker's friend
//not everyone gets the same thing out of edibles
///have to eat 30mg+ to reliably feel anything from them
 
2022-01-16 8:01:14 AM  

foo monkey: Naido: No one cares anymore, anywhere. Someone might try to charge you the fee for smoking in your room, but probably not even that.  Unless you're checking out in the next15 minutes or something.

So much this. Hotel doesn't care. They sanitize and deodorize rooms now. Also,  weed doesn't linger like cigarettes. They probably won't notice and if they do, housekeeping has better things to do than call the cops. Hotels don't like cops. They like quiet.


"Weed doesn't linger".

Not everyone has had COVID yet. We can smell you. Just because you have to be within 10 feet instead of 15 like cigs doesn't mean you are going around un-noticed.

/was your ass
//wash your pits
///brush your teeth
 
2022-01-16 8:12:43 AM  
Pass it this way.
 
2022-01-16 8:23:38 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: foo monkey: Naido: No one cares anymore, anywhere. Someone might try to charge you the fee for smoking in your room, but probably not even that.  Unless you're checking out in the next15 minutes or something.

So much this. Hotel doesn't care. They sanitize and deodorize rooms now. Also,  weed doesn't linger like cigarettes. They probably won't notice and if they do, housekeeping has better things to do than call the cops. Hotels don't like cops. They like quiet.

"Weed doesn't linger".

Not everyone has had COVID yet. We can smell you. Just because you have to be within 10 feet instead of 15 like cigs doesn't mean you are going around un-noticed.



I work at a gym and now that it's winter and too cold to smoke outside we can smell the weed on people's clothes.  Or maybe it's meth.  Hard to tell the difference between skunk and cat pee.
 
2022-01-16 9:06:03 AM  
Them bible belters never notice.  They're higher on jeebus than you'll ever get on weed.
 
2022-01-16 9:08:49 AM  
1. Throw yourself out of the window for saying "Wat do?"
2. That's pretty much it.
 
2022-01-16 9:38:23 AM  
Honey, if you're not cooking meth in there, this is definitely small beer for them.
 
2022-01-16 9:47:02 AM  
as stated above, this asshole needs to be beaten up on tv for saying wat do.
but... we live in an unjust world.
this clown is too stupid to have a rag and exhale their toke into the rag. and have some sort of lysol or febreze or something to mask the smell.
clearly this is one who relies on pulling out for birth control because they are incapable of even minimal forethought


/internet outrage machine
//doing my part
///did not rtfa
////why would i?
 
2022-01-16 10:35:05 AM  

KingOfTown: IRestoreFurniture: foo monkey: Naido: No one cares anymore, anywhere. Someone might try to charge you the fee for smoking in your room, but probably not even that.  Unless you're checking out in the next15 minutes or something.

So much this. Hotel doesn't care. They sanitize and deodorize rooms now. Also,  weed doesn't linger like cigarettes. They probably won't notice and if they do, housekeeping has better things to do than call the cops. Hotels don't like cops. They like quiet.

Weed lingers, for sure.  I always laugh at this.

If you're smoking flower in a hotel room, you really need to join us in the 21st century.

/vape pens are the traveling toker's friend
//not everyone gets the same thing out of edibles
///have to eat 30mg+ to reliably feel anything from them


I used to think that I couldn't absorb edibles, but if I eat 100mg or more, I do notice something. Still not an affordable option compared to flower and concentrate
 
2022-01-16 11:08:23 AM  
When I was a teenager I used hairspray to cover the smell. Haven't had to do that since the early 90's.
 
2022-01-16 11:18:23 AM  
Get over it ....
 
2022-01-16 11:46:08 AM  

foo monkey: Naido: No one cares anymore, anywhere. Someone might try to charge you the fee for smoking in your room, but probably not even that.  Unless you're checking out in the next15 minutes or something.

So much this. Hotel doesn't care. They sanitize and deodorize rooms now. Also,  weed doesn't linger like cigarettes. They probably won't notice and if they do, housekeeping has better things to do than call the cops. Hotels don't like cops. They like quiet.


franchise/chain motels and hotels will incur a huge fee to those smoking in non smoking rooms. beware.
 
2022-01-16 12:38:20 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: foo monkey: Naido: No one cares anymore, anywhere. Someone might try to charge you the fee for smoking in your room, but probably not even that.  Unless you're checking out in the next15 minutes or something.

So much this. Hotel doesn't care. They sanitize and deodorize rooms now. Also,  weed doesn't linger like cigarettes. They probably won't notice and if they do, housekeeping has better things to do than call the cops. Hotels don't like cops. They like quiet.

"Weed doesn't linger".

Not everyone has had COVID yet. We can smell you. Just because you have to be within 10 feet instead of 15 like cigs doesn't mean you are going around un-noticed.

/was your ass
//wash your pits
///brush your teeth


I deliver food while job hunting

fark, I smell Ozum I know what you were doing
 
2022-01-16 2:48:28 PM  
Be super nice to the hosue keeping staff and the desk people. They're going to get biatched at by the next occupant of the room unless you're lucky enough to have a hotel that has smoking rooms (and you're in one) There's no good way to get rid of the smell outside of a proper airing, which can't really be done well in a hotel room. The best idea I have is hit walmart, buy a box fan, kick on the exhaust fan in the bathroom, and stick the box fan in the window and try to cycle the bad smelling air out. If you can prop the entry door open, but still have it latched (chain lock type thing) it might help.
Or it might stink up the hall.
If you're in a nonsmoking room, prepare to pay the $500 cleaning fee that most hotels tack on.

Good luck. Next time, smoke outside.
 
2022-01-16 2:48:50 PM  
Travis Tritt - Bible Belt
Youtube A3A6iGmOZPQ
 
2022-01-16 2:58:57 PM  
Wat do?


Post a dumb thread on Fark so you can announce that you smoke weed?
 
2022-01-16 3:29:26 PM  
If you can't be assed to buy a vape pen for travelling then maybe suck it up and take your lumps?

/or blow the smoke into a rolled up towel
//the stains in the towel mean you'll need to throw it away (outside your room, duh)
///paying for a lost handtowel is cheaper than the smoke cleaning fee
 
2022-01-16 5:00:14 PM  
Next time, smoke in the bathroom with the fan on.

But for now, as others have said, as long as you're not checking out in the next couple hours, it's not a big deal.
 
2022-01-16 5:22:58 PM  
If confronted, imediately start screaming, "Get him! Get that pot-smoking hippie who just ran through here! He ran so fast. Thataway. Or thataway. He may have been
*insert ethnicity or disability here*
and he was smoking marijuana! Marijuana!" (At this point, give it all you've got and don't stop loudly yelling 'marijuana' and pointing.
 
2022-01-16 6:39:59 PM  

Nina9: Dryer sheet & an empty toilet paper roll?


ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB TUBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
/ That is what the high school Mid-west Pot heads call it
 
2022-01-17 2:02:31 AM  

darkman2000: AppleOptionEsc: foo monkey: Naido: No one cares anymore, anywhere. Someone might try to charge you the fee for smoking in your room, but probably not even that.  Unless you're checking out in the next15 minutes or something.

So much this. Hotel doesn't care. They sanitize and deodorize rooms now. Also,  weed doesn't linger like cigarettes. They probably won't notice and if they do, housekeeping has better things to do than call the cops. Hotels don't like cops. They like quiet.

"Weed doesn't linger".

Not everyone has had COVID yet. We can smell you. Just because you have to be within 10 feet instead of 15 like cigs doesn't mean you are going around un-noticed.


I work at a gym and now that it's winter and too cold to smoke outside we can smell the weed on people's clothes.  Or maybe it's meth.  Hard to tell the difference between skunk and cat pee.


I get stoned as f*ck before I go to my physical therapist and I don't give a sh*t if they can smell it or not. It helps me push myself further into the realm of pain and get the most out of the session. They haven't said anything to me about it, but this is Humboldt so...

And for what it's worth, I can't stand the smell of vain people who bathe in commercial fragrances (including most deodorants and antiperspirants), but have to put up with it on a daily basis.
 
2022-01-17 6:44:47 AM  
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking weed, you wouldn't have misjudged the wind.  Just sayin'.
 
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