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(Guardian)   The vegans begin their artillery barrage   (theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Soybean, Release, Soy milk, Snow, English-language films, Adrienne Van Halem, images of her car, Dumped  
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3328 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jan 2022 at 11:30 PM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-15 8:34:15 PM  
Van Halem says she received a gift certificate for a local car wash's cheapest cleaning package from the St Louis-based company, whose revenues in 2020 exceeded $40bn.

That's a really successful car wash.
 
2022-01-15 9:54:38 PM  
"But it didn't leave a great taste in my mouth that the company didn't seem to realise it had happened until neighbours started complaining."

They knew.  The just didn't give a shiat.
 
2022-01-15 11:37:58 PM  
So Vegan God decides to bless the people with manna, and this is how they react?
 
2022-01-15 11:38:31 PM  
->  Van Halem, who lives down the street from a soya processing plant operated by US-based Bunge, contacted the company to see if they had an explanation.

They replied, "Sorry, we only work with Paul McCartney. Also, you have to purchase the 30th Anniversary Content Pack in order to do the Gjallarhorn Catalyst quest." A local resident commented, "MY WILL IS NOT MY OWN."

/ this will make sense to approximately 1.5% of people, including Voidlocks and Dinklebots
 
2022-01-15 11:40:39 PM  
Even waste spills in Canada are friendlier.

In the US, it'd be benzene they sprayed everywhere, and the company would threaten to sue anyone whose property it had landed on for theft of their materials.
 
2022-01-15 11:44:26 PM  
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2022-01-15 11:44:57 PM  
Ah! there's a leak in the boat! Cloudy And The Chance Of Meatballs 2
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2022-01-15 11:47:37 PM  
"It's rainin' beans! Hallelujah!"
/"Soy to the world!"
//"Soybeans keep fallin' on my head!"
/// I'll leave now
 
2022-01-15 11:48:11 PM  
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2022-01-15 11:49:00 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: "But it didn't leave a great taste in my mouth that the company didn't seem to realise it had happened until neighbours started complaining."

They knew.  The just didn't give a shiat.


Employees knew, and they also know to cover their ass first by not drawing attention to themselves when there is a problem caused by the company.
 
2022-01-15 11:52:03 PM  
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2022-01-15 11:53:39 PM  
Give peas a chance.
 
2022-01-15 11:55:45 PM  
Who farted y'all
 
2022-01-16 12:08:48 AM  
General, load the cow cannon and prepare to return fire

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2022-01-16 12:12:20 AM  
They need Beanie to help them out.

Bob & Tom Classics -Beanie the Mascot
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2022-01-16 12:35:41 AM  
She and her husband were aware that food processing sites had a history of accidentally releasing products into the air when they recently bought their house. In 2020, a factory accidentally dumped sugar on a neighbourhood.

I need to buy a house next to a Mint.

/there's always a chance
 
2022-01-16 12:42:12 AM  

khatores: I need to buy a house next to a Mint.


Or just go to a Howard Johnson Motor Lodge and they'll leave one on your pillow.
 
2022-01-16 1:44:43 AM  
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2022-01-16 1:59:47 AM  

FatherChaos: They need Beanie to help them out.

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Cows With Guns
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2022-01-16 5:21:46 AM  

real_kibo: ->  Van Halem, who lives down the street from a soya processing plant operated by US-based Bunge, contacted the company to see if they had an explanation.

They replied, "Sorry, we only work with Paul McCartney. Also, you have to purchase the 30th Anniversary Content Pack in order to do the Gjallarhorn Catalyst quest." A local resident commented, "MY WILL IS NOT MY OWN."

/ this will make sense to approximately 1.5% of people, including Voidlocks and Dinklebots


Might as well jump. Jump.
 
2022-01-16 6:59:08 AM  

felching pen: real_kibo: ->  Van Halem, who lives down the street from a soya processing plant operated by US-based Bunge, contacted the company to see if they had an explanation.

They replied, "Sorry, we only work with Paul McCartney. Also, you have to purchase the 30th Anniversary Content Pack in order to do the Gjallarhorn Catalyst quest." A local resident commented, "MY WILL IS NOT MY OWN."

/ this will make sense to approximately 1.5% of people, including Voidlocks and Dinklebots

Might as well jump. Jump.


Ain't talkin' 'bout soy,
my soy is rotten to the core....
 
2022-01-16 7:00:20 AM  
Here hey hey, take a look at this.  Hey man, that suit is *YOU*!  You'll get some soy tonight for sure!
 
2022-01-16 8:33:19 AM  
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2022-01-16 9:22:28 AM  
Adrienne Van Halem thought the city authorities had accidentally sprayed salt across the road"


At the Top of the World, without any Fair Warning, the Mean Street of Hamilton, Ontario, got covered by an Eruption of soy.
 
2022-01-16 2:17:07 PM  
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Wait till they bring out the heavy stuff.
 
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