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3932 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Jan 2022 at 2:25 AM (1 day ago)   |   Favorite   |   Watch    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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It is of the people following the people that did/do online, watchin' Tuck's show in the background.
 
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sno man: It is of the people following the people that did/do online, watchin' Tuck's show in the background.


Idiots are the criminals that get caught.
 
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Gaslighting...

It was a coup, asshole.
 
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DIAF
 
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Yes, 'complain' with zip ties and bear spray
 
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Tucker's just telling us all how innocent he is.
 
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Tucker forgot about the time the first bombers of the World Trade Center in 1993 tried to get back a $400 deposit left on the Ryder rental van used in the attack. Terrorists are sometimes utter morons. Like Tucker. https://t.co/VJoxEDoEdF

- Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) January 14, 2022

 
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dionysusaur: sno man: It is of the people following the people that did/do online, watchin' Tuck's show in the background.

Idiots are the criminals that get caught.


they're also not getting especially long sentences, as if everyone knows what's really going on.
 
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Tucker, by your standards, you are one of the most innocent men I know.
 
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The gallows they built wasn't even load bearing. Is that the behavior of people who are trying to extra judicially execute state officials?
 
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The "pushed me down and tased me" girl said it was a revolution. Is that the behavior of somebody attempting a revolution?
 
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Protesters stabbed at police officers with flagpoles. Is this the behavior of a violent mob?
 
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Dusk-You-n-Me:

Tucker forgot about the time the first bombers of the World Trade Center in 1993 tried to get back a $400 deposit left on the Ryder rental van used in the attack. Terrorists are sometimes utter morons. Like Tucker. https://t.co/VJoxEDoEdF

- Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) January 14, 2022



You know Donnie would have gone back for the $400.
 
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Sin'sHero: Dusk-You-n-Me: Tucker forgot about the time the first bombers of the World Trade Center in 1993 tried to get back a $400 deposit left on the Ryder rental van used in the attack. Terrorists are sometimes utter morons. Like Tucker. https://t.co/VJoxEDoEdF

- Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) January 14, 2022

You know Donnie would have gone back for the $400.


EXACTLY!

They're not sending their best....and they DO NOT want to believe they are the rubes in this on going con
 
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Tucker Carlson is like milk, but with pulp.
 
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If only smart people went to prison, they would be mostly empty.
 
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Suicide bombers tend not to be Mensa candidates either but, somehow, they still manage to maim and kill people.
 
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They proudly proclaimed, for all the world to see, that they were there to overthrow the government.. until they failed.

Tucker knows that.  He's lying.
 
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We are talking about people who recorded videos of themselves committing felonies then posted those videos on social media.
Not the brightest pennies in the fountain.
 
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Knew of a schizophrenic who killed his wife because the auditory hallucinations convinced him she was plotting to kill him. Thought he was defending himself.

Guess where he is?
Prison!

//Just as delusional as these pieces of shiat, and just as illegal.
 
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if they're too stupid to be held responsible for what they do, we need to talk about voting and guns
 
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dionysusaur: sno man: It is of the people following the people that did/do online, watchin' Tuck's show in the background.

Idiots are the criminals that get caught.



This can't be overstated. And the the smart criminals LOVE that this is the way it works because it gives the people a false sense that justice works.

The expression "crime doesn't pay" is completely false.
 
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Eat dicks, Tucker, you idiotic criminal.
 
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"WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO PEACEFULLY ASSEMBLE" inside your office.
 
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I have heard the C-SPAN callers. I rest my case.
 
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Alphax: They proudly proclaimed, for all the world to see, that they were there to overthrow the government.. until they failed.

Tucker knows that.  He's lying.


We're storming the Capitol, it's a Revolution!
Youtube QQ-qP0qoFo4
 
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C18H27NO3: Eat dicks, Tucker, you idiotic criminal.


I have a free gift for you.

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Tyrone, you silly, fat bastard.
 
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Protesters called Nancy Pelosi's office line looking for items they had left inside the building.. Is that the behavior of people who believe they are trying to overthrow the US government?

1. Believing you are entitled to overthrow the federal government because the guy you voted for didn't win.

2. Believing that you should be free of consequence if your attempt to overthrow the government fails.

3. Believing that you should get your iPhone back after misplacing it in the restricted offices of the congressmembers you were threatening to kill.

All of these behaviors are perfectly consistent with entitled white people. So yes, Tucker. Yes.
 
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red5ish: We are talking about people who recorded videos of themselves committing felonies then posted those videos on social media.
Not the brightest pennies in the fountain.


And stole Pelosi's laptop and tried to sell it to the Russians.
 
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"Tucker: Idiots can't be criminals"

He's just hoping that that line of reasoning will keep HIM out of jail.
 
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And Tim McVeigh was caught because his tags were expired. At Waco and Ruby Ridge all they had to do was respond to a subpoena. Hell, TED BUNDY got nailed the second time for driving the wrong way with his lights off in a residential area--they thought he was a burglar, not a murderer.

These idiots throw their own wrenches into the machine and then cry when they get caught in the gears.
 
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Five people dying is not a peaceful protest and ignorance of the law is no excuse  ..
 
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He must have just been hanging out with tfg.

Peppermint tea will help wash that taste away.

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/$10 says tfg's cum tastes like Big Macs and ketchup.
 
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So if I commit a failed act of treason, realise I'm deep shiat as a result, doing something really stupid after that now counts as a potential defence of my actions? Interesting theory but I can't see a judge being that sympathetic.
 
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Aussie_As: So if I commit a failed act of treason, realise I'm deep shiat as a result, doing something really stupid after that now counts as a potential defence of my actions? Interesting theory but I can't see a judge being that sympathetic.


Only one way to find out: don't forget to lick the windows of the van hauling you off to jail.
 
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Had to listen to the owner of the company* I work for do the "How do you break into an unlocked building?" thing today.  "Then why was it locked? ect . . . ."  Good farking god.

IF, and that's a big if, left wing nut jobs had stormed the capital in the exact same manner - we wouldn't be talking about it a year later, those people would all be dead.  Or in jail forever.  The rest of us would be mailing in our mandatory "Pence Purity Pledge" forms along with our subscription renewal for the Donald 'Trump America Fark Yeah' Monthly.  The mailmen know who doesn't subscribe.

*has an actual let's go Brandon sticker on his door
 
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"Ahh, so that was your 9mm Glock the janitors found while cleaning? Sure, sure. Just come on by tomorrow and you can pick it up, honest."
 
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Remember when Dana Plato returned to the video store she robbed, while the cops were there, to ask for the sunglasses she dropped?

Remember how she wasn't arrested because no criminal is that dumb?

Neither do I.
 
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Just remember, according to idiots like him and Hannity if you walk through your own neighborhood wearing a hoodie and some fat gun nut who wanted to be a cop but failed tries to stalk and confront you-instead of running you fight back and he shoots you, then it's not a crime. The next time the moron mob tries something like storming the Capitol or kidnapping a governor-every single one of them should be dropped without hesitation. Call it standing your ground and the GOP shouldn't have any problem.
 
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If idiots couldn't be criminals, I would never have occasion to use this pic:

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Lest we forget... "A federal judge (on Thursday in Sept. 2020) dismissed a lawsuit against Fox News after lawyers for the network argued that no "reasonable viewer" would take the network's primetime star Tucker Carlson seriously."
 
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Feel free to ignore literally everything that comes out of this shiatbag's mouth.
 
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propasaurus: Yes, 'complain' with zip ties and bear spray


Look, the zip tie terrorist just wanted to make sure that none of the assassination tar... "representatives he wanted to talk with" ran away before they got murdered live on national tel... "hastily announced that King Donald won."

JUST KIDDING LOL. The plan was never to "challenge" the EC results... Not even the goddamn Trumpist cannon fodder could have been stupid enough to imagine that a result claiming the Traitor won "certified" under manifest duress would have any legal force. The plan was violent interrogation and then murdering Democratic representatives on live national TV (along with assassinating the VPOTUS), which would have given the Traitor cause to invoke the Insurrection Act.

/And then the murders begin
//No seriously, that's when a fascist state starts murdering people
///We came so horrifyingly close
 
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It seems that these days everywhere I look I see an Ivy League asshole.
 
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