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    More: PSA, Robbery, Bank robbery, Crime, Police, Oakland County detectives, Ali Hussein Farhat, Oakland County Sheriff's Office, Piracy  
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‘’ 1 day ago  
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‘’ 1 day ago  
The guy's name is Ali Hussein Farhat. There's an anagram of his name that includes Asshat, I'm sure of it.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Life? Not saying he doesn't need some time to think about his life choices, but TFA doesn't show any violence

stupidity, a bit reckless, sure

but life in prison?

"Authorities said Farhat has prior convictions for driving while his license was suspended, second-degree retail fraud, operating a motor vehicle while impaired and third-degree retail fraud. If convicted on the robbery charges, he could face up to life in prison."
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
ahh, maybe it was the BB gun, fake or not, that'll cost ya
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

DRTFA: The guy's name is Ali Hussein Farhat. There's an anagram of his name that includes Asshat, I'm sure of it.


Uh, fine, asshat liar.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Asshat Ali Farie?
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

Vern: Asshat Ali Farie?


Ah, missed an H and a U. Okay Asshat Ali Fauhrie.

Can we just pretend the last with would be pronounced as Fairie?
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

cyberspacedout: DRTFA: The guy's name is Ali Hussein Farhat. There's an anagram of his name that includes Asshat, I'm sure of it.

Uh, fine, asshat liar.


I have a rule never to trust anyone who takes anagrams or palindromes seriously.

I have another rule that there's an exception to every rule.

/ you magnificent bastard
 
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‘’ 1 day ago  
"If I bleach my hair, no one will recognize me"

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"Well, shiat"
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
"Authorities said Farhat also implied he had a weapon, but one was never seen"

During a search of his vehicle and home, authorities said they found a BB gun that looked real and other evidence.


*eyeroll*
 
‘’ 22 hours ago  

Bslim: "Authorities said Farhat also implied he had a weapon, but one was never seen"

During a search of his vehicle and home, authorities said they found a BB gun that looked real and other evidence.


*eyeroll*


Well, a .17 caliber BB gun can look very real. And the clerks at the bank aren't going to look that closely at the barrel of a gun pointed at them to decide if it's .177, .22, 5.57, 7.62x25 ,9mm, .40, 10mm, .45.

Someone threatens you with death, give them the money. It's not your money, and it's not worth the gamble. The "weapon" is probably a BB gun, but if it's not, guess who's not going home for dinner tonight.
 
‘’ 22 hours ago  

Vern: Bslim: "Authorities said Farhat also implied he had a weapon, but one was never seen"

During a search of his vehicle and home, authorities said they found a BB gun that looked real and other evidence.


*eyeroll*

Well, a .17 caliber BB gun can look very real. And the clerks at the bank aren't going to look that closely at the barrel of a gun pointed at them to decide if it's .177, .22, 5.57, 7.62x25 ,9mm, .40, 10mm, .45.

Someone threatens you with death, give them the money. It's not your money, and it's not worth the gamble. The "weapon" is probably a BB gun, but if it's not, guess who's not going home for dinner tonight.

but one was never seen

but one was never seen


but one was never seen

 
‘’ 17 hours ago  
How shiatty of a Bank Robber are you, that you have to sell your get-a-way car?
 
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