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(CNN)   Dave i left my heart pills at your place lemme know when i can come get them k? Thxbai   (cnn.com) divider line
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‘’ 1 day ago  
Aaaaawww, let's all throw a pity-party for poor Dave, 'cause it's really about him.

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‘’ 1 day ago  
That's a brilliantly dark headline, subby.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

Jack Sabbath: That's a brilliantly dark headline, subby.


I don't get it.  I'm not sure that I want to.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

Jack Sabbath: That's a brilliantly dark headline, subby.


Yeah. It's good. I love a little poetic license in a headline.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
I can't be the only one who read the headline and thought of the other crazy Dave.

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‘’ 1 day ago  

Jingle Strangle: I can't be the only one who read the headline and thought of the other crazy Dave.

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I just thought Dave was not there, man.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

recondite cetacean: Jack Sabbath: That's a brilliantly dark headline, subby.

I don't get it.  I'm not sure that I want to.


Thxbai means "thanks, bye."
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

Bslim: Aaaaawww, let's all throw a pity-party for poor Dave, 'cause it's really about him.

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Reflecting on your own mortality after the death of a friend or family member is a pretty normal part of the grieving process.

Ya, ya you want to look all important by shiatting on Chappelle.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

SMB2811: Ya, ya you want to look all important by shiatting on Chappelle.


I'd be real sure it's not about "looking important" but just being sure you wave the flag you want to be known to belong to real clearly so everyone else that marches under that flag knows you're one of them.

alps in general for all, "flag" and "marching" are  metaphoric here in case anyone didn't figure that out on their own.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Both those guys would definitely laugh at this headline.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Virtue signaling is the left's version a fish magnet on your car.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Dave's not here, man.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

Jingle Strangle: I can't be the only one who read the headline and thought of the other crazy Dave.

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Well, Saget's heart did go bozedy-bozedy-bop...siddy-STOP.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse: Virtue signaling is the left's version a fish magnet on your car.


all I'm getting is

i CaN InTelLigEnt

I live with my mom
disqualified from future attempts
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
so that's why I haven't seen the old X over Y thing on fark lately

/noted
//but I obviously didn't use it much
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Life really is precious. I have old voicemails saved from people who passed on.

One horrible memory I have is seeing a missed message on my answering machine at 5am, checking the caller ID, calling my friends back while simultaneously pressing play to hear the message and then hearing the guy on the phone and the answering machine tell me a friend I was supposed to meet but partied elsewhere that night had died that night. We had just toasted that we would live forever. Invincible at 21 years old.

Worst acid trip ever. Hug ya kids, hug ya family, hug ya friends, we are out here dying everyday.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse: Virtue signaling is the left's version a fish magnet on your car.


That fish magnet is virtue-signaling.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

petec: so that's why I haven't seen the old X over Y thing on fark lately

/noted
//but I obviously didn't use it much


Only if X >1.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

petec: I live with my mom


One of the rarer, funnier filters
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

KingBiefWhistle: petec: I live with my mom

One of the rarer, funnier filters


Curious, what is it filtering?
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

Dr Jack Badofsky: KingBiefWhistle: petec: I live with my mom

One of the rarer, funnier filters

Curious, what is it filtering?


Petec lives with his mom
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Oh crap, it got me too.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

SBinRR: Oh crap, it got me too.


Lol
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
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‘’ 1 day ago  

Jingle Strangle: I can't be the only one who read the headline and thought of the other crazy Dave.

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Y'know, when he dies, the world is going to be an emptier place.  Questionable vocals?  Sure.  Rambling conversation?  Totally.  Frontman of all fronmen?  You better believe it.  I'm happy for him retiring when he has a chance to.  He made my formative years that much more enjoyable.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

SBinRR: Oh crap, it got me too.


It even got the grammar correct.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Jingle Strangle: I can't be the only one who read the headline and thought of the other crazy Dave.

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Well, Saget's heart did go bozedy-bozedy-bop...siddy-STOP.


Diamond Dave, EMT, could have fixed that
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
All I read there was Dave Chappelle, making Bob Saget's death about himself. Am I taking that wrong?
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
...and that's when I read the Boobies. Feh.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

FormlessOne: All I read there was Dave Chappelle, making Bob Saget's death about himself. Am I taking that wrong?


He was talking about life being precious.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Thread needs a heart pills CSB to lighten things up

Years ago, we stopped at some middle of nowhere grocery store on our way home from a outdoor weekend rave.  We were 20 miles away when my buddy realized he must have dropped a baggie of ecstasy pills, which happened to have hearts on them, somewhere in the store.  We returned, he explained to the older gentleman store manager he had lost his "heart medication."

To this day I cannot believe that rube actually went for it, returning the baggie, no questions asked.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

FormlessOne: All I read there was Dave Chappelle, making Bob Saget's death about himself. Am I taking that wrong?


Chappelle was eating crackers like he owned the place.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

Chemlight Battery: recondite cetacean: Jack Sabbath: That's a brilliantly dark headline, subby.

I don't get it.  I'm not sure that I want to.

Thxbai means "thanks, bye."


Thxbai, but however and such, brilliance still is not on display.  I appreciate dark humor, but have no context for this particular thing.

Bfywarc means "Buttfark yourself with a rusty cactus" I hope that helps.

Bfywarc and try to be helpful in the future.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

SBinRR: [Fark user image 279x27]


Interesting filter I suppose, but...why? I'm sure i'm overlooking some very obvious thing but I'm not sure why that would need a filter
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
As for the thread, Dave was asked for comment and gave it. I don't know what the controversy is. Was he supposed to say "I said bad things about transgender people in my last 2 specials, so now I'm on punishment?"
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

recondite cetacean: Chemlight Battery: recondite cetacean: Jack Sabbath: That's a brilliantly dark headline, subby.

I don't get it.  I'm not sure that I want to.

Thxbai means "thanks, bye."

Thxbai, but however and such, brilliance still is not on display.  I appreciate dark humor, but have no context for this particular thing.

Bfywarc means "Buttfark yourself with a rusty cactus" I hope that helps.

Bfywarc and try to be helpful in the future.


Chappelle says he didn't see Sagat's last text.
Sagat may have died from a heart issue.
Smitty implied the text was about Sagat leaving heart medicine with Chappelle.
Thxbai was funny.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
To associate anything negative from Dave's thoughts regarding Bob's death is just sh*tty. Properly sh*tty.
They were friends! Ya clown shoes von f*cking TUESDAYS!!

How did Bob process Norms death? He talked about it in his podcast. Often...  He wasn't looking for attention or ads, he was just remembering and celebrating a friend.
Same thing here.
Leave well enough alone.
 
‘’ 20 hours ago  

The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse: Virtue signaling is the left's version a fish magnet on your car.


The right wing puts fish magnets on their cars?

Maybe you should say, "Virtue signaling is the left's version of declaring Donald Trump god." Rattle that one around upstairs and see how it sounds.
 
‘’ 18 hours ago  

yakmans_dad: The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse: Virtue signaling is the left's version a fish magnet on your car.

The right wing puts fish magnets on their cars?

Maybe you should say, "Virtue signaling is the left's version of declaring Donald Trump god." Rattle that one around upstairs and see how it sounds.


Sure...works for me.
 
‘’ 16 hours ago  
Turned on the radio (Sirius) last night while driving home and the roast of Bob Saget was playing. Turned it on in the middle of Betty White. Next comedian after her was Norm Macdonald.
 
‘’ 16 hours ago  

Gnaglor: Turned on the radio (Sirius) last night while driving home and the roast of Bob Saget was playing. Turned it on in the middle of Betty White. Next comedian after her was Norm Macdonald.


G-g-g-ghosts?!?
 
‘’ 4 hours ago  

FormlessOne: All I read there was Dave Chappelle, making Bob Saget's death about himself. Am I taking that wrong?


Yes.
 
‘’ 2 hours ago  

Gnaglor: Turned on the radio (Sirius) last night while driving home and the roast of Bob Saget was playing. Turned it on in the middle of Betty White. Next comedian after her was Norm Macdonald.


It was Cloris Leachman, if it was from the roast I watched last night.
 
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