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2118 clicks; posted to Politics » on 14 Jan 2022 at 3:51 PM (1 day ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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So, Patrick Henty style or
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God what a douchebag.
 
1 day ago  
Probably won't be seen on 20/20
 
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Dollar-store Bond villain.
 
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Wadded Beef: Dollar-store Bond villain.


That's a buck fifty store due to Bidenflation!
 
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Defeatism makes me edgy!
 
1 day ago  
This could be a fun day at the circus.

Contrariwise, it would seem nice to get past the clowns and on to having the ringmaster up... or perhaps the overly mortgaged circus owner.

Nohow, still seems a good excuse to have some popcorn.
 
1 day ago  
Shiat. I have a housing interview in a few minutes.
 
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That's actually a fairly stylish eyepatch, as eyepatches go.

They are such a missed opportunity for additional drip...
 
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gunga galunga: [Fark user image image 480x267]

Defeatism makes me edgy!


The fact that someone is having a court trial for seditious conspiracy is literal proof that everyone spamming this dogshiat was wrong.
 
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Wadded Beef: Dollar-store Bond villain.


When you lay it he he really does sound like a failed movie villan.

He entered the military determined to join spec ops and injured his back and was discharged.

He lost his eye to a terrible accident when he was an idiot who shot himself.

He planned to take over the government in a violent coupand not only got nowhere close to succeeding we have all of his texts where he planned it.
 
1 day ago  
It's always the ones you most expect.
 
1 day ago  
Good to hear the federal government has their eye on him.
 
1 day ago  
well, we're waiting.gif
 
1 day ago  

Peki: Shiat. I have a housing interview in a few minutes.


Relax. He probably won't manage to overthrow the government before your interview ends, he probably won't be shot and killed by the court bailiff, and probably only a few Farkers will say anything both funny and inappropriate enough for the mods to remove.

So, you probably won't miss much by waiting to catch up.
 
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That said, real Chads know that the *badass* thing to do is to just permanently wink.

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When you take your Dan Crenshaw cosplay a little too seriously.
 
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Sloth from the Goonies didn't age well.
 
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So a conviction will come with a court order that gags them from ever calling themselves Patriots, or True/Real Americans ever again, right?
 
1 day ago  
I bet his timbers are absolutely shivering.
 
1 day ago  
For a former firearms instructor who dropped a loaded pistol and shot himself in the face, ineptness seems to be an ongoing problem for him.
 
1 day ago  
Kind of looks like he was going to town on a BJ and poked his eye out, damn shame.
 
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emersonbiggins: Probably won't be seen on 20/20


He's been mentioned several times actually. Just nothing in depth.
 
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MrSplifferton: Kind of looks like he was going to town on a BJ and poked his eye out, damn shame.


The worst part? He never saw it coming.
 
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Juc
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Why do his glasses have two lenses, shouldn't that be more of a monocle situation?
 
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Wadded Beef: Dollar-store Bond villain.


#2 has really let himself go:
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Someone Else's Alt So a conviction will come with a court order that gags them from ever calling themselves Patriots, or True/Real Americans ever again, right?

Now I'm picturing this goon saying exactly that while being interviewed in prison.
 
1 day ago  
Fun fact:
One Piece is a Pirate comic with over 1000 characters.  None of whom have eyepatches.
The Insurrection is a real life Republican endeavor, also with over 1000 characters.  So far, at least 2 have eyepatches.
 
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BeesNuts: That's actually a fairly stylish eyepatch, as eyepatches go.

They are such a missed opportunity for additional drip...


It actually fits his face well.  That Dan guy in Texas comes off as a porno star like that one TV comedian said.
 
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Hindsight is 20
 
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MacFarlaneNews: STANDBY: Court appearance is imminent in the seditious conspiracy case of Stewart Rhodes === (no live feed of hearing.. so we'll be operating on a bit of a delay) https://t.co/ntM8WaZZUl


That's Cartman at 45
 
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Fark yeah

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Juc: Why do his glasses have two lenses, shouldn't that be more of a monocle situation?


He doesn't really need glasses.  He just wears them to look smart.
 
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quiotu: gunga galunga: [Fark user image image 480x267]


Defeatism makes me edgy!

The fact that someone is having a court trial for seditious conspiracy is literal proof that everyone spamming this dogshiat was wrong.

Stop undermining my edginess.
 
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Grungehamster: Is it good when your lawyer rambles on CNN that you were there as security for the event?


Looks like the defense so far is "Well you see we just don't have all the documents yet!"
 
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Rattlesnake Rattles Me: BeesNuts: That's actually a fairly stylish eyepatch, as eyepatches go.

They are such a missed opportunity for additional drip...

It actually fits his face well.  That Dan guy in Texas comes off as a porno star like that one TV comedian said.


I love this conversation.
"If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."
"That douchenozzle got himself a pretty nice eyepatch after he shot his own eye out like an idiot.  At least it's nicer than that *other* douchnozzle with an eyepatch.  Sorry that's the best I can do.  I tried."
 
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