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(AP News)   Just a thought, buddy: The flowing white robes and funny hat probably aren't helping   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Buenos Aires, Vatican City, Rome, Pope, Pope Francis, Javier Martinez Brocal of Rome Reports, Italy, St. Peter's Basilica  
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‘’ 1 day ago  
Wait, funny hats and white robes aren't in style? I guess it's back to the cargo shorts and t-shirt.

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A record store?!
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

thatguyoverthere70: A record store?!


Digital sampling loses the Holy Spirit due to bitrate. The Pope requires analogue.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Can't even shiat in the woods any more without someone making a big deal about it.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
He was looking for somewhere to send a fax
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

NeoCortex42: thatguyoverthere70: A record store?!

Digital sampling loses the Holy Spirit due to bitrate. The Pope requires analogue.


Digital encoding is the devil's work.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
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thatguyoverthere70: A record store?!


The All Castrati Choir of Naples new album was dropping.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Oh, I thought that this story was going to be about conservatives and their penchant for white robes and matching headwear.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
The pope should order one of those glasses with the fake nose and mustache for his next trip to the record store.

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‘’ 1 day ago  
I wonder if "Notorious Big P" is his rap alter ego.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Looking for a sealed unwrapped red vinyl copy of Oil of Every Pearl's Un-Insides? It would take a miracle.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
He can't hide his Norwegian Death Metal addiction much longer
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
"In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit: let thy bass rip"
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Does he not have a pair of old bluejeans for sunday... er monday afternoons?
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
At least he's wearing a mask.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Despite rumours, the Pope does not have choirs of angels to sing him to sleep.

In fact, he doesn't even have the right to demand that choirs of men, women and boys sing him to sleep because it costs a fortune to pay triple over-time to the Vatican staff.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Most priests I've known would forgo the cassock and surplice when out and about, sticking with the all black ensemble with the plastic collar. Was it laundry day?
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

thatguyoverthere70: A record store?!


It's an ancient conspiracy that Dan Brown never told you about. Yet. But another Da Vinci movie may be in the offing.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

Trainspotr: Most priests I've known would forgo the cassock and surplice when out and about, sticking with the all black ensemble with the plastic collar. Was it laundry day?


Popes don't wear black. Since each of the liturgical colours has a precise meaning and purpose, it scares the Hell out of Eschatologists.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
SALES - Pope is a Rockstar
Youtube tasrc1HaSt8
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Dude is wearing a mask. Can we really be certain it is the pope?

;-)
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Maybe they don't ship internationally.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

kabloink: Wait, funny hats and white robes aren't in style? I guess it's back to the cargo shorts and t-shirt.

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That shall not pass for an outfit.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

jtown: NeoCortex42: thatguyoverthere70: A record store?!

Digital sampling loses the Holy Spirit due to bitrate. The Pope requires analogue.

Digital encoding is the devil's work.


1M0
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

brantgoose: Trainspotr: Most priests I've known would forgo the cassock and surplice when out and about, sticking with the all black ensemble with the plastic collar. Was it laundry day?

Popes don't wear black. Since each of the liturgical colours has a precise meaning and purpose, it scares the Hell out of Eschatologists.


Well, that's pretty stupid.  But why not buy a white suit and panama hat for after-hours shopping?
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

chitownmike: jtown: NeoCortex42: thatguyoverthere70: A record store?!

Digital sampling loses the Holy Spirit due to bitrate. The Pope requires analogue.

Digital encoding is the devil's work.

1M0


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‘’ 1 day ago  

chitownmike: chitownmike: jtown: NeoCortex42: thatguyoverthere70: A record store?!

Digital sampling loses the Holy Spirit due to bitrate. The Pope requires analogue.

Digital encoding is the devil's work.

1M0

0b1M0


Nevermind
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

thatguyoverthere70: A record store?!


Francis was a bouncer at a night club before he got called up to the big leagues.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
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‘’ 1 day ago  
Guessing he's a big fan of boy bands.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Sometimes you just need to browse.


/ checked out the Genesis section
// eventually picked up Lyle Lovett's "Joshua Judges Ruth"
/// asked if there was any new Testament in
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
He put on his robe and wizard hat.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
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‘’ 1 day ago  
He was looking for the WAP single.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
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ChrisDe: Guessing he's a big fan of boy bands.


To be fair , Black Sabbath was all guys
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

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MC Pontifex.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

NeoCortex42: thatguyoverthere70: A record store?!

Digital sampling loses the Holy Spirit due to bitrate. The Pope requires analogue.


Still uses "digital sampling" for the choirboys.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
His disguise would've worked fifty years ago. Flowing robes and funny hats were pretty much the uniform for Tower Records employees.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Why is it bad luck and why does he have to explain it? He went to a store and bought something he enjoys. Who cares?
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

brantgoose: thatguyoverthere70: A record store?!

It's an ancient conspiracy that Dan Brown never told you about. Yet. But another Da Vinci movie may be in the offing.


In-A-Gadda-Da-Vinci
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Classy enough not to involve his minions in his indulgences.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
I will pray for his depraved soul.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

abhorrent1: Why is it bad luck and why does he have to explain it? He went to a store and bought something he enjoys. Who cares?


Every tabloid in the world.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
Cool dude. Told the owners he would make it by someday and bless the place and then randomly shows up and does it.
 
‘’ 1 day ago  

brantgoose: Trainspotr: Most priests I've known would forgo the cassock and surplice when out and about, sticking with the all black ensemble with the plastic collar. Was it laundry day?

Popes don't wear black. Since each of the liturgical colours has a precise meaning and purpose, it scares the Hell out of Eschatologists.


Oh come on..You know the Pope hangs out Mondays in a pair of ripped up jeans and a 1986 Iron Maiden tour
t-shirt..
 
‘’ 1 day ago  
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robodog: thatguyoverthere70: A record store?!

Francis was a bouncer at a night club before he got called up to the big leagues.


No shiat, actually.

Born in Buenos Aires, Argentina, Bergoglio worked for a time as a bouncer and a janitor as a young man before training to be a chemist and working as a technician in a food science laboratory.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Fr​a​ncis
 
‘’ 18 hours ago  
I've seen this story all over the place.  What I want to know is: Who gives a shiat?  What was he doing that he was "caught"?  Was he hiding records?  The Catholic hierarchy is big on that.  Otherwise, who cares?
 
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