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(Axios)   Massive cyberattack hits Ukraine. Without rushin' to judgement on who is behind the attack have Ukraine officials tried unplugging and plugging the cord back in   (axios.com) divider line
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1419 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jan 2022 at 10:32 AM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
PSYOPS rules say you blackout the media before invasion... look at Yugoslavia, Baghdad, I'd say Kabul, but they were blacked out before we invaded.

Doubt they are going just yet. Maybe a test run.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Huh. If only there were a competing nation that wanted to take over the ukraine desperately. Maybe someone rushing in...?
 
5 days ago  
Damn it, Suriname!
 
5 days ago  
Again
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5 days ago  
False Flag. The US did this. Biden is wagging the dog. /s
 
5 days ago  
I happen to know one of the US personal we have there assisting Ukraine
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Invasion iminent.

I say, let it happen. Watch as Russia gets mired in a costly and deadly guerrilla campaign.
 
5 days ago  
More info on the last attack. Look for energy blackouts next.
https://www.wired.com/story/sandworm-​k​remlin-most-dangerous-hackers/
 
5 days ago  
In many nations, you can spot an imminent Russian invasion by staying vigilant and taking note of how much of the population is wearing Adidas.  I don't think this works in Ukraine, though.
 
5 days ago  
It's almost as if 4 years of having a president who caved to the whims of Putin at every possible opportunity had consequences.

/my name is reek.jpg
 
5 days ago  

thehellisthis: In many nations, you can spot an imminent Russian invasion by staying vigilant and taking note of how much of the population is wearing Adidas.  I don't think this works in Ukraine, though.


Often, they send in an advanced guard of a circus clown with yellow cotton candy for hair.
 
5 days ago  
The PeePee tape is lose.  Putin looks passable in drag.
 
5 days ago  

FlashHarry: Invasion iminent.

I say, let it happen. Watch as Russia gets mired in a costly and deadly guerrilla campaign.


Half to two-thirds of Ukraine would be loyal or sympathetic to Russia.  Occupation may not be as difficult as some believe. I spent two years in Eastern Ukraine and travelled extensively. Russian symbols and propaganda are everywhere.
 
5 days ago  

BitwiseShift: The PeePee tape is lose.  Putin looks passable in drag.


Draw your own conclusions.

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5 days ago  
After the cold war, Ukraine's main export to the rest of Europe was the most ruthless, bloodthirsty gangsters you can imagine. So please excuse me while I continue not to feel sorry for them.
 
5 days ago  
Stupid libs, it was Hunter Biden with his laptop in the conservatory. Get a Clue!
 
5 days ago  

Katerchen: After the cold war, Ukraine's main export to the rest of Europe was the most ruthless, bloodthirsty gangsters you can imagine. So please excuse me while I continue not to feel sorry for them.


Well yeah, they kicked out the Russians.
 
5 days ago  
imagine if this happen in the usa.

It would be a bloodbath.

No wi fi?

Jesus take me now!
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

SuburbanCowboy: False Flag. The US did this. Biden is wagging the dog. /s


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5 days ago  
Protip: Search for "nut punch gif", not the other version.
 
5 days ago  

stevenvictx: imagine if this happen in the usa.

It would be a bloodbath.

No wi fi?

Jesus take me now!


It would be fine. Fark's army of IT experts would mobilize to get the cat pictures and porn back up in minutes.
 
5 days ago  
One of the first massive cyber attacks was in Estonia in 2007 after they removed a Soviet WW2 statue.

Ukraine just removed a similar statue this week.

Not saying one has anything to do with the other but...
 
5 days ago  

brianmidkiff2: FlashHarry: Invasion iminent.

I say, let it happen. Watch as Russia gets mired in a costly and deadly guerrilla campaign.

Half to two-thirds of Ukraine would be loyal or sympathetic to Russia.  Occupation may not be as difficult as some believe. I spent two years in Eastern Ukraine and travelled extensively. Russian symbols and propaganda are everywhere.


Just because some of them still speak russian doesn't makes them sympathetic. I think they have fought for their independence and they want to keep it.
Maybe you fell for the disinformation campaign Putin has been running for many years in Ukraine in his attempts to destabilize the country.
 
5 days ago  
No one knows it was Russia. Maybe it was a 400-pound farker sitting on his bed. Cyber is very tough
 
5 days ago  
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/ Got nuthin
// I hope this isn't the start of war.
 
5 days ago  
There was NO cyberattack!

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5 days ago  
Well we just ended one war so of course we have go get involved in another. It's an addiction.
 
5 days ago  
At the border, the Russians are met by a Ukraine government employee.
UGE:  Sorry.  You can't invade today
Russians:  "Vell, vhy naught?"
UGE:  Computers' down.
Russians:  "Vhaaat?"
UGE:  Can't process your invasion paperwork.  Computers are down.  Come back tomorrow maybe.
Russians: "Ve vill jus' invade without papervork!  Da!"
UGE: That requires other paperwork!  Computers are down.  Comeback tomorrow.
Russians: "Ve do paper forms!  Da!  Paper forms, vide guys!"
UGE: We only have PDFs and we can print them cause...
Russians:  "Ve know.  Ve know.  Computers are down.  Back to Moscow, angry horde."
 
5 days ago  

Creoena: BitwiseShift: The PeePee tape is lose.  Putin looks passable in drag.

Draw your own conclusions.

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George Hamilton had REALLY let himself go.
 
5 days ago  

gunther_bumpass: stevenvictx: imagine if this happen in the usa.

It would be a bloodbath.

No wi fi?

Jesus take me now!

It would be fine. Fark's army of IT experts would mobilize to get the cat pictures and porn back up in minutes.


Google News is on it.  I checked when this popped up to see other articles and there was something about cats protesting healthy cat food or something where this probably should have been listed.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
"Our specialists have already started restoring the work of IT systems, and the cyberpolice has opened an investigation,"


You dun Goofed, MAD DAD ONLY remix
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Someone dun goofed.
 
5 days ago  
It will be a historic day in the anals of warfare when a cyber attack is met with a kinetic response.
 
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5 days ago  
Fry is Shocked!
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5 days ago  
First they were "Massive Attack", then due to pressures about the Gulf War they changed to "Massive" but aftwards went back to "Massive Attack" - and now they're "Massive Cyberattack"? I can't keep up with them.
 
5 days ago  
Where is Space Force when we need them?  Do we need to institute a draft for Space Force to line up the massive information technology resources of America?

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5 days ago  
Hey, man. This is beginning to sound a whole lot like a "Ukraine" thing to me.
 
4 days ago  

brianmidkiff2: I spent two years in Eastern Ukraine and travelled extensively. Russian symbols and propaganda are everywhere.


The eastern provinces would likely capitulate, from what I hear, but ethnic Ukrainians would fight like hell.
 
4 days ago  

dothemath: It will be a historic day in the anals of warfare when a cyber attack is met with a kinetic response.


Deep and powerful thrusting the anals will endure.  In a war like way.
 
4 days ago  
Ukraine has been a stable food bowl.  That is why the Germans tried to grab it in WWII and others before.
 
4 days ago  

Karma Chameleon: Well we just ended one war so of course we have go get involved in another. It's an addiction.


We're not going to war with Russia.
 
4 days ago  
"Ukrainian! All your personal data was uploaded to the public network. All data on the computer is destroyed, it is impossible to restore it," a message written on the hacked websites said, according to Reuters.

The note, written in Ukrainian, Russian and Polish, added: "All information about you has become public, be afraid and expect the worst. This is for your past, present and future."


Or, to put it in plain English: "All your base are belong to us!"
 
4 days ago  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "Our specialists have already started restoring the work of IT systems, and the cyberpolice has opened an investigation,"


[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/SmR89bFZ​Ldc]

Someone dun goofed.


Didn't the girl from the video commit suicide shortly thereafter?
 
4 days ago  
Just as a prank, it would be fun to dress all the Ukrainian defenders in Chinese uniforms, and change the livery of the tanks and APCs to Chinese Army, play Mandarin songs on loudspeakers.  The Russians would love it.  The Chinese may catch on.
 
4 days ago  

Por que tan serioso: Hey, man. This is beginning to sound a whole lot like a "Ukraine" thing to me.


It became a US thing when we talked Ukraine into destroying their nuclear arsenal on the condition we aid in their defense.

I bet you think stealthing is cool, too.
 
4 days ago  

fsbilly: Por que tan serioso: Hey, man. This is beginning to sound a whole lot like a "Ukraine" thing to me.

It became a US thing when we talked Ukraine into destroying their nuclear arsenal on the condition we aid in their defense.

I bet you think stealthing is cool, too.


Hey bro. Ukraine knew who we were before they hooked up with us and they still sucked this dirty dick. Now what.
 
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