Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(MSN)   Don't you just hate it when you open your cupboard and a spitting cobra spits in your eye?   (msn.com) divider line
    More: Scary, MSN  
•       •       •

1600 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jan 2022 at 11:35 AM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



33 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
5 days ago  
If I had a dollar....
 
4 days ago  
The Jerky Boys - Pet Cobra
Youtube eU3PzMdaS1Y
 
4 days ago  
Name checks out.
 
4 days ago  
i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
4 days ago  
Don't kink shame me.
 
4 days ago  
I feel bad for her but that doesn't mean you get out of paying Snake Catcher Nick Evans' fee. Fortunately he was only five minutes away at the time.
 
4 days ago  
Well what else do you expect a spitting cobra to do? I mean, it's right there in the name.
 
4 days ago  
There's a snake in mi kitchen what I'm a gonna do?
There's a snake in mi kitchen what I'm a gonna do?

I'm gonna fix that snake that's what I'm gonna do
Gonna fix that snake.
 
4 days ago  
What about a fireman?

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
4 days ago  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
4 days ago  
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) - Budd Meets the Black Mamba Scene (6/12) | Movieclips
Youtube QsaG8rJGlyQ
 
4 days ago  

dammit just give me a login: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/eU3PzMda​S1Y]


First thing I thought of... "AAH! POISON EYE!". I loved those first couple of albums.
 
4 days ago  
Not as much as when a cobra spits on your cupboard and opens your eye....

//they're *still* dilated....
 
4 days ago  
At least it wasn't a scathing cobra.  "Oh, look at you, opening this cupboard with your opposable thumbs! Well, isn't that nice?  But do you ever use those opposable thumbs to call your mother?  No, of course not, because you know she'll tell you what everyone knows: that you're still a loser who will never amount to anything!  Pfft.  I'd bite you, but you're not worth the waste of venom.  And get a haircut already!  You look like a deranged mop."
 
4 days ago  

Dawnrazor: At least it wasn't a scathing cobra.  "Oh, look at you, opening this cupboard with your opposable thumbs! Well, isn't that nice?  But do you ever use those opposable thumbs to call your mother?  No, of course not, because you know she'll tell you what everyone knows: that you're still a loser who will never amount to anything!  Pfft.  I'd bite you, but you're not worth the waste of venom.  And get a haircut already!  You look like a deranged mop."


Uhh, personal experience?
 
4 days ago  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Dawnrazor: At least it wasn't a scathing cobra.  "Oh, look at you, opening this cupboard with your opposable thumbs! Well, isn't that nice?  But do you ever use those opposable thumbs to call your mother?  No, of course not, because you know she'll tell you what everyone knows: that you're still a loser who will never amount to anything!  Pfft.  I'd bite you, but you're not worth the waste of venom.  And get a haircut already!  You look like a deranged mop."

Uhh, personal experience?


Well, you know, just one of those things.
 
4 days ago  
Exhibition Shirling
Youtube 6gu3mbl8SAk
 
4 days ago  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Dawnrazor: At least it wasn't a scathing cobra.  "Oh, look at you, opening this cupboard with your opposable thumbs! Well, isn't that nice?  But do you ever use those opposable thumbs to call your mother?  No, of course not, because you know she'll tell you what everyone knows: that you're still a loser who will never amount to anything!  Pfft.  I'd bite you, but you're not worth the waste of venom.  And get a haircut already!  You look like a deranged mop."

Uhh, personal experience?


Certainly rather specific. Why did I read that in an upper crust, hoity-toity British accent?
 
4 days ago  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
4 days ago  
That's amore!
 
4 days ago  
Still better than mild Covid.
 
4 days ago  

ProfessorTerguson: [Fark user image image 191x264]


Fark user imageView Full Size


Cobra Commander like this.

/Yes, the guy who did the voice was in Roadhouse.
 
4 days ago  

thehellisthis: [YouTube video: Exhibition Shirling]


Came here to post this, glad to see it's been taken care of.
 
4 days ago  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Dr Jack Badofsky: Dawnrazor: At least it wasn't a scathing cobra.  "Oh, look at you, opening this cupboard with your opposable thumbs! Well, isn't that nice?  But do you ever use those opposable thumbs to call your mother?  No, of course not, because you know she'll tell you what everyone knows: that you're still a loser who will never amount to anything!  Pfft.  I'd bite you, but you're not worth the waste of venom.  And get a haircut already!  You look like a deranged mop."

Uhh, personal experience?

Certainly rather specific. Why did I read that in an upper crust, hoity-toity British accent?


Due to the influence of British explorers of Africa?
 
4 days ago  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
4 days ago  

big pig peaches: [Fark user image 425x318]


I hate when that happens!
 
4 days ago  
The 3rd time I was ready for it.
 
4 days ago  
Well, she should have knocked first.
 
4 days ago  
She opened the wrong cupboard, obviously. Had she opened the makes hot cup of camomile tea cobra cupboard, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
 
4 days ago  

yuthinasia: She opened the wrong cupboard, obviously. Had she opened the makes hot cup of camomile tea cobra cupboard, we wouldn't be having this conversation.


Yes we would. That's a boa's job.
 
4 days ago  
Yes. Yes I do hate that.
 
4 days ago  

WelldeadLink: yuthinasia: She opened the wrong cupboard, obviously. Had she opened the makes hot cup of camomile tea cobra cupboard, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Yes we would. That's a boa's job.


Goddamned herp unions. They hate, um, cupboards!
 
4 days ago  
Emergency! Had a few incidents involving snakes..One of them, Roy faced off against a spitting cobra..
He used a glass ashtray to shield his face from the spitting...
 
Displayed 33 of 33 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.