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2022-01-14 11:00:02 AM  
If I had a dollar....
 
2022-01-14 11:24:54 AM  
The Jerky Boys - Pet Cobra
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2022-01-14 11:36:33 AM  
Name checks out.
 
2022-01-14 11:40:01 AM  
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2022-01-14 11:41:15 AM  
Don't kink shame me.
 
2022-01-14 11:42:21 AM  
I feel bad for her but that doesn't mean you get out of paying Snake Catcher Nick Evans' fee. Fortunately he was only five minutes away at the time.
 
2022-01-14 11:45:12 AM  
Well what else do you expect a spitting cobra to do? I mean, it's right there in the name.
 
2022-01-14 11:47:15 AM  
There's a snake in mi kitchen what I'm a gonna do?
There's a snake in mi kitchen what I'm a gonna do?

I'm gonna fix that snake that's what I'm gonna do
Gonna fix that snake.
 
2022-01-14 11:48:41 AM  
What about a fireman?

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2022-01-14 11:53:13 AM  
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2022-01-14 11:54:34 AM  
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) - Budd Meets the Black Mamba Scene (6/12) | Movieclips
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2022-01-14 11:54:52 AM  

dammit just give me a login: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/eU3PzMdaS1Y]


First thing I thought of... "AAH! POISON EYE!". I loved those first couple of albums.
 
2022-01-14 11:57:45 AM  
Not as much as when a cobra spits on your cupboard and opens your eye....

//they're *still* dilated....
 
2022-01-14 11:58:55 AM  
At least it wasn't a scathing cobra.  "Oh, look at you, opening this cupboard with your opposable thumbs! Well, isn't that nice?  But do you ever use those opposable thumbs to call your mother?  No, of course not, because you know she'll tell you what everyone knows: that you're still a loser who will never amount to anything!  Pfft.  I'd bite you, but you're not worth the waste of venom.  And get a haircut already!  You look like a deranged mop."
 
2022-01-14 12:03:57 PM  

Dawnrazor: At least it wasn't a scathing cobra.  "Oh, look at you, opening this cupboard with your opposable thumbs! Well, isn't that nice?  But do you ever use those opposable thumbs to call your mother?  No, of course not, because you know she'll tell you what everyone knows: that you're still a loser who will never amount to anything!  Pfft.  I'd bite you, but you're not worth the waste of venom.  And get a haircut already!  You look like a deranged mop."


Uhh, personal experience?
 
2022-01-14 12:05:49 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Dawnrazor: At least it wasn't a scathing cobra.  "Oh, look at you, opening this cupboard with your opposable thumbs! Well, isn't that nice?  But do you ever use those opposable thumbs to call your mother?  No, of course not, because you know she'll tell you what everyone knows: that you're still a loser who will never amount to anything!  Pfft.  I'd bite you, but you're not worth the waste of venom.  And get a haircut already!  You look like a deranged mop."

Uhh, personal experience?


Well, you know, just one of those things.
 
2022-01-14 12:07:43 PM  
Exhibition Shirling
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2022-01-14 12:10:48 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Dawnrazor: At least it wasn't a scathing cobra.  "Oh, look at you, opening this cupboard with your opposable thumbs! Well, isn't that nice?  But do you ever use those opposable thumbs to call your mother?  No, of course not, because you know she'll tell you what everyone knows: that you're still a loser who will never amount to anything!  Pfft.  I'd bite you, but you're not worth the waste of venom.  And get a haircut already!  You look like a deranged mop."

Uhh, personal experience?


Certainly rather specific. Why did I read that in an upper crust, hoity-toity British accent?
 
2022-01-14 12:17:21 PM  
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2022-01-14 12:20:03 PM  
Still better than mild Covid.
 
2022-01-14 12:21:53 PM  

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Cobra Commander like this.

/Yes, the guy who did the voice was in Roadhouse.
 
2022-01-14 12:22:25 PM  

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Came here to post this, glad to see it's been taken care of.
 
2022-01-14 12:31:12 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Dr Jack Badofsky: Dawnrazor: At least it wasn't a scathing cobra.  "Oh, look at you, opening this cupboard with your opposable thumbs! Well, isn't that nice?  But do you ever use those opposable thumbs to call your mother?  No, of course not, because you know she'll tell you what everyone knows: that you're still a loser who will never amount to anything!  Pfft.  I'd bite you, but you're not worth the waste of venom.  And get a haircut already!  You look like a deranged mop."

Uhh, personal experience?

Certainly rather specific. Why did I read that in an upper crust, hoity-toity British accent?


Due to the influence of British explorers of Africa?
 
2022-01-14 12:55:45 PM  
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2022-01-14 1:02:22 PM  

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I hate when that happens!
 
2022-01-14 1:58:18 PM  
The 3rd time I was ready for it.
 
2022-01-14 2:19:29 PM  
Well, she should have knocked first.
 
2022-01-14 3:09:20 PM  
She opened the wrong cupboard, obviously. Had she opened the makes hot cup of camomile tea cobra cupboard, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
 
2022-01-14 6:56:49 PM  

yuthinasia: She opened the wrong cupboard, obviously. Had she opened the makes hot cup of camomile tea cobra cupboard, we wouldn't be having this conversation.


Yes we would. That's a boa's job.
 
2022-01-14 6:57:01 PM  
Yes. Yes I do hate that.
 
2022-01-14 7:37:24 PM  

WelldeadLink: yuthinasia: She opened the wrong cupboard, obviously. Had she opened the makes hot cup of camomile tea cobra cupboard, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Yes we would. That's a boa's job.


Goddamned herp unions. They hate, um, cupboards!
 
2022-01-14 9:29:16 PM  
Emergency! Had a few incidents involving snakes..One of them, Roy faced off against a spitting cobra..
He used a glass ashtray to shield his face from the spitting...
 
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