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(New Zealand Herald)   "This picture is stumping most men: Do you know what the item is?" Or better yet, why is this considered news?   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line
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2 days ago  
That's a T bone-stake.
 
2 days ago  
HD antenna for a cell phone duh
 
2 days ago  
It's a buttfor.
 
2 days ago  
Aww. It's a pogo stick for a mouse. Cute.
 
2 days ago  
Dummies, that's a joystasis. If you hold it right, it stops you from suffering from potentially bad decisions.

/am I wrong?
//uterine bling!
 
2 days ago  
Is it a G-Spot?
 
2 days ago  
Spring and damper for RC aircraft landing gear. Do some damn research!
 
2 days ago  
That's got to be the world's hugest fuel metering needle. I'm guessing the NOx mixture was too rich and the manifold probably landed a quarter mile away.
 
2 days ago  

ThomasPaineTrain: It's a buttfor.


It's always "a" buttfor.  It's never "your" buttfor.
 
2 days ago  

cameroncrazy1984: Is it a G-Spot?


No, no. There's a picture of it. It actually exists.
 
2 days ago  
Why the hell did you take the flux capacitor out of its lead-lined casing?

Great Scott!
 
2 days ago  
Does this represent her choice of where to go to dinner?
 
2 days ago  
It's an anchor for a ship in a bottle.
 
2 days ago  
It's a bad decision, and an unreliable form of birth control (from what I've heard from women at work).
 
2 days ago  
Mouse-sized motorcycle handlebars.
 
2 days ago  
I knew it was an IUD as soon as I saw it.

I am not interested in female anatomy.
 
2 days ago  
why is this considered news?

It's not news, it's Fark.

/And farking with fewer consequences
 
2 days ago  

kittyhas1000legs: It's a bad decision, and an unreliable form of birth control (from what I've heard from women at work).


Well, I thought, "WtF, why would someone bronze one of those?" so technically, I lost.

/I always thought they were, like, Teflon or Delrin or something
 
2 days ago  
It's the brand Kevin Costner uses on Yellowstone.
 
2 days ago  

kittyhas1000legs: It's a bad decision, and an unreliable form of birth control (from what I've heard from women at work).


Plenty of women I know swear by the newer ones.
 
2 days ago  
Most men know what an IUD is FOR. They don't know what it looks like, because honestly, it's irrelevant to their lives.

Funny story : I had a friend that was a lesbian until she was 25, when she realized she was actually bi. Hence, for a girl that age, she was quite innocent regarding all things birth-control.
When she got into a stable realationship, she decided to get an IUD. Before going to her ob-gyn, she had to get the device at her pharmacy, and it came in a box that was as long as her forearm. She almost got a panic attack until she realize the actual device was actually much shorter.
 
2 days ago  
obviously it's the grappling hook from a Lara Croft action figure
 
2 days ago  
My high school health class was amazingly progressive for its time and would probably have opened the school up to a thousand lawsuits these days. One of the teaching aids was a mobile made of all the IUDs then on the market. Even the scary Dalkon Shield.
 
2 days ago  

anuran: kittyhas1000legs: It's a bad decision, and an unreliable form of birth control (from what I've heard from women at work).


Plenty of women I know swear by the newer ones.


BY GRABTHAR'S IUD,
BY THE COILS OF WARVAN,
YOU SHALL BE AVENGED!
 
2 days ago  

educated: //uterine bling!


NuvaBling - SNL
Youtube P8WL79XHmDg
 
2 days ago  

billix0: obviously it's the grappling hook from a Lara Croft action figure


Or GI Joe. Think it is a Scarlett or Lady Jaye accessory
 
2 days ago  

kittyhas1000legs: It's a bad decision, and an unreliable form of birth control (from what I've heard from women at work).


Knew what it was the second I saw the image. My wife went to have hers removed only to told that it had become embedded. The surgical removal was $3,000 and she got to keep the device as a souvenir. I think we have it taped to a page in a nonsensical notebook covering our adventures in life together. Worth it for the baby girl I got out of the deal.

Wife did like that her periods and cramping were next to nil while this hook thing was inside her. However, she'd never suggest anyone get it because of her embedded wall experience.
 
2 days ago  

Warthog: ThomasPaineTrain: It's a buttfor.

It's always "a" buttfor.  It's never "your" buttfor.


Right. Never imply ownership of the "a buttfor".
 
2 days ago  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: anuran: kittyhas1000legs: It's a bad decision, and an unreliable form of birth control (from what I've heard from women at work).

Plenty of women I know swear by the newer ones.


BY GRABTHAR'S IUD,
BY THE COILS OF WARVAN,
YOU SHALL BE AVENGED!


By the Menses of Mirena and the Lusty Loop of Lippe I absurd thee, Jabiru, Leptoptilos, and Mycteria!
 
2 days ago  

Grumpy Cat: Aww. It's a pogo stick for a mouse. Cute.


The Party | The Young Ones | BBC Studios
Youtube wk5pO06BdSk
 
2 days ago  
It's an I.E.D.
Get the bomb squad...
Run for cover...

...wait...

It's an I.U.D.
Get some disinfectant.
Sanitize... everything...
 
2 days ago  
Hmmm, my first thought was a pendant for a necklace that's shaped like an IUD.
 
2 days ago  

anuran: kittyhas1000legs: It's a bad decision, and an unreliable form of birth control (from what I've heard from women at work).

Plenty of women I know swear by the newer ones.


The devices used to be shiat. But the Susan Thompson Buffett Foundation poured money into research years ago and turned them into the most reliable form of birth control. I guess the pill might be more reliable, but the IUD is "set it and forget it."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/w​o​nk/wp/2015/07/31/warren-buffetts-famil​y-secretly-funded-a-birth-control-revo​lution/
 
2 days ago  
A grappling hook for a G.I. Joe action figure.
 
2 days ago  
It's a bomb?

No, Dick for brains
 
2 days ago  
The Terrhawks logo didnt age well ....


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2 days ago  
An IUD.  Not as sexy as the Millennium Dalkon, though.
 
2 days ago  

ThomasPaineTrain: It's a buttfor.


What's a buttfor?
 
2 days ago  
I recognized it in an instant. Not because I'm smart or woke to women's issues, but because the first time I saw one I was amazed that such a simple device could be effective. Was suspicious it would work. I mean, what if she's a gymnast, bounces around on a trampoline, sleeps on her side, elevates her legs with a medical condition? Wouldn't the fluid flow around it?

The article laughs at men's understanding, but I've always been impressed that while men know little about women's anatomy, women know more about men's physiology than men know about themselves.
 
2 days ago  

dsmith42: The devices used to be shiat. But the Susan Thompson Buffett Foundation poured money into research years ago and turned them into the most reliable form of birth control. I guess the pill might be more reliable, but the IUD is "set it and forget it."


My understanding is that the differences (when the pill is taken on schedule - religiously, if you'll pardon the former-Catholic humor), fall well within statistical error. A draw, in other words. 

That said, if you're at all like me and are occasionally not 100% reliable about medication of any kind, the IUD becomes the far better choice.
 
2 days ago  

Pert: ThomasPaineTrain: It's a buttfor.

What's a buttfor?


It's for sitting on, duh.
 
2 days ago  
Impairing a normal bodily process does not comprise "health."  Don't @ me.
 
2 days ago  

blockhouse: Impairing a normal bodily process does not comprise "health."  Don't @ me.


Cancer is a normal bodily process.
 
2 days ago  
An over engineered slide whistle?
 
2 days ago  
It goes in your pee-hole to stop you getting pregnat. But I tried one and it was really unpleasant, do not recommend!

/male
 
2 days ago  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: It goes in your pee-hole to stop you getting pregnat. But I tried one and it was really unpleasant, do not recommend!

/male


Wow - I know the whole "user name checks out" thing is overused, but user name really does check out!
 
2 days ago  
Hey baby do you have an IOU? I didn't bring a condominium.
 
2 days ago  
The strings on those things do not feel good on the penis.
 
2 days ago  
My sister the doctor has one, prescribes them especially for women who can't take, won't take, or can't afford pills every month.
 
2 days ago  

blockhouse: Impairing a normal bodily process does not comprise "health."  Don't @ me.


Half your job is helping impair normal bodily processes from infection and tumor growth to acid reflux and schizophrenic breaks. Bet you're one of the dipshiats who tears up women's contraceptive scrips and ooks "Religious Freedumb!"
 
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