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(KOB4)   Colorado vs Nebraska: WATER FIGHT   (kob.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Colorado, Nebraska, Platte River, Nebraska Gov. Pete Ricketts, state's water rights, Colorado's governor, South Platte River, existing water compacts  
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2 days ago  
I'm afraid this is just the beginning. shiat's drying up, yo.
 
2 days ago  
Go Buffs!  Beat the Huskers!

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2 days ago  

Wadded Beef: I'm afraid this is just the beginning. shiat's drying up, yo.


Out here in the East we're getting record rain levels.
 
2 days ago  

Lsherm: Wadded Beef: I'm afraid this is just the beginning. shiat's drying up, yo.

Out here in the East we're getting record rain levels.


Yep. Send some our way.
 
2 days ago  
This is where it starts. This is where the cracks turn into fissures. This is the American West, and it is ALWAYS about water in the end.
 
2 days ago  
I farking hate Nebraska.
 
2 days ago  
Don't worry. The water lawyers will make lots of money.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
The South Platte River Compact, approved in 1923, is a water-sharing agreement that entitles Nebraska to 120 cubic feet per second from the river during the irrigation season between April 1 and Oct. 15, and 500 cubic feet per second during the non-irrigation season

Cool, so prior to the Dust Bowl, they didn't understand that flows could decline. Perhaps it's time to re-negotiate.
 
2 days ago  
Water fight?!

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2 days ago  

davebarnes: Don't worry. The water lawyers will make lots of money.


They should just set up a grudge football series between Colorado and Nebraska, and set each year's allocation based on the result.

Something to _really_ cheer for.
 
2 days ago  

suid: davebarnes: Don't worry. The water lawyers will make lots of money.

They should just set up a grudge football series between Colorado and Nebraska, and set each year's allocation based on the result.

Something to _really_ cheer for.


Broncos vs. Huskers wouldn't be very fair to Colorado.
 
2 days ago  
It's amazing that people choose to live in Nebraska.  Flat ass dirt state.
I also hate the shiat driving cousin farkers from New Hampshire, but they don't hold a candle to Nebraskans.  Nebraskans are committed to a whole nother level of inbreeding.  I've stopped in a couple different towns there where everyone looks the same.
Every one.
No branches on those trees, not for generations.
 
2 days ago  

anuran: This is where it starts. This is where the cracks turn into fissures. This is the American West, and it is ALWAYS about water in the end.


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It's not always water...
 
2 days ago  
Nebraska should have stayed in the big 8/12.
 
2 days ago  

little big man: Go Buffs!  Beat the Huskers!

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Ndamukong Suh Interception vs Colorado
Youtube pV8QSUnmLUg
 
2 days ago  
Governor Rickets doesn't stand a chance.
 
2 days ago  
Whiskey's for drinking, water's for fighting.
 
2 days ago  

davebarnes: Don't worry. The water lawyers will make lots of money.


and the ammo makers
 
2 days ago  
Um.

F*ck Nebraska.

Colorado is the headwaters of drainage systems into two oceans. We're not f*cking California for YOUR corny ass.
 
2 days ago  
Climate change is going to make terrorists of us all, in the end.
 
2 days ago  

SpaceBison: little big man: Go Buffs!  Beat the Huskers!

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[YouTube video: Ndamukong Suh Interception vs Colorado]


There was nothing better than CU/NU hatred - that shiat ran deep
 
2 days ago  
One step closer to Water Knives...
 
1 day ago  

PunGent: One step closer to Water Knives...


Which is farking terrifying.  Love that book.
 
1 day ago  

monsatano: SpaceBison: little big man: Go Buffs!  Beat the Huskers!

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[YouTube video: Ndamukong Suh Interception vs Colorado]

There was nothing better than CU/NU hatred - that shiat ran deep


That rivalry was FUN. I admit I like my alma mater in the Pac-12 but I still don't think of Utah as a hated opponent on Thanksgiving weekend.

Surprised no one has brought up 62-36 yet.
 
1 day ago  

little big man: Go Sko Buffs!  Beat the Huskers!


FTFY
 
1 day ago  
There would be a lot more clicks if Coed was added.

Nebraska Coeds vs., Colorado Coeds. WATER FIGHT!
 
1 day ago  

MIRV888: Governor Rickets doesn't stand a chance.


get rid of Ricketts and promote Lt. Governor Scurvy?
 
1 day ago  

maxandgrinch: There would be a lot more clicks if Coed was added.

Nebraska Coeds vs., Colorado Coeds. WATER FIGHT!


Flip side, bikini car washes will be less of a thing, after the megadraughts...
 
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