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2022-01-13 3:34:05 PM  
Welcome to Fark's Headline of the Month Voting for December 2021!

Great Fark headlines take all forms! Puns, wordplay, fun obscure references, visual, lyrics or verse, context - like buried lede and plot twist (click through to read the story to figure out the joke - these are often some of the best), and just damn clever or a sideways look at the story or the world.

Take the time to read and laugh. Then vote!

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Voting starts Thursday, January 13 and ends Monday, January 17, 4pm Eastern.

Vote, vote, vote, and let's see what you love best for December 2021 Headlines of the Month!
 
2022-01-13 3:34:05 PM  
These ancient footprints were made by humans, and not bears. This humans repeating


Linked article: home.dartmouth.edu
 
2022-01-13 3:34:05 PM  
Subby can't beat "Dock To Bottom Feature" with a stick


Linked article: 9to5google.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:05 PM  
New farkin' type of earthquake discovered. It's not news, it's frack


Linked article: phys.org
 
2022-01-13 3:34:05 PM  
"We tried gluten-free, casein-free, dairy-free. We've tried homeopathic remedies. We've tried every therapy out there." Then one day we blew pot smoke in his face


Linked article: cnn.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:06 PM  
Women are more likely to be injured in auto accidents because all crash test dummies are male, a fact that might make you go hmm mmm mmm mmm


Linked article: usa.streetsblog.org
 
2022-01-13 3:34:06 PM  
Elon Musk thinks under-population is biggest threat to human civilization. Subby thinks he is holding the graph upside down


Linked article: usatoday.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:06 PM  
Scientists discover a new dinosaur with a weird type of tail weapon which reminds them of an Aztec war club. This is not good news for Thag Simmons


Linked article: livescience.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:06 PM  
Birds perceive time and space differently than humanity, Gallifreyans


Linked article: salon.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:06 PM  
COVID-19 levels in Boston sewage are going up, so don't drink Boston sewage


Linked article: msn.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:06 PM  
Heal hydra


Linked article: phys.org
 
2022-01-13 3:34:06 PM  
So what's the deal with all the recent weird weather we've been having? And airline food. What's the deal with airline food? And let's not even talk about that weird tag on mattresses


Linked article: apnews.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:06 PM  
Oh great, now we have to tame 14 new species of shrews


Linked article: msn.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:07 PM  
What color soylent is black soldier fly larvae?


Linked article: phys.org
 
2022-01-13 3:34:07 PM  
Viagra linked to dementia prevention, setting the stage for the fastest off-brand approval ever


Linked article: bbc.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:07 PM  
Looks like Microsoft has had a huge leaking AAS hole for four years


Linked article: theregister.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:07 PM  
DARPA funded researchers accidentally create a warp bubble for the first time reports department head Zefram Cochrane


Linked article: thedebrief.org
 
2022-01-13 3:34:07 PM  
Meet NASA's ten newest astronauts, the men and women who will orbit the Earth, walk on the moon, and punch Bart Sibrel


Linked article: nasa.gov
 
2022-01-13 3:34:07 PM  
Today may be Heisenberg's 120th birthday


Linked article: en.wikipedia.org
 
2022-01-13 3:34:07 PM  
Thousands of coma patients may be conscious but we're ignoring them because of the DARKNESS. IMPRISONING ME


Linked article: sciencefocus.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:08 PM  
Stressed out front-line health care workers who are doom-and-gloomin' may soon see help courtesy of shroomin'


Linked article: medicalxpress.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:08 PM  
The Navy is developing squiggly robots for ... Paige, No!


 
2022-01-13 3:34:08 PM  
Double penetration of Johnson deemed effective. And probably a lot of fun as well


Linked article: abcnews.go.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:08 PM  
Demolition company will have to charge a flat fee


Linked article: msn.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:08 PM  
Scientists up in arms over proposed octopus farm


Linked article: bbc.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:08 PM  
New Super Stealthy Navy destroyer is covered in rust. Protip: If you're gonna spend $9 billion, get the undercoating


Linked article: thedrive.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:08 PM  
Elon Musk claims he will pay more than $11 billion in taxes this year, but he did not say on which planet


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:09 PM  
Space ghosts around Jupiter's moon, but no word whether they're 1960s space ghosts or more modern coast-to-coast space ghosts (possible nsfw content on page)


Linked article: express.co.uk
 
2022-01-13 3:34:09 PM  
Ancient dinosaur tracks discovered on Welsh beach. Paleontologists name it Pwllgwyndnnrllengwyngyllasaur


Linked article: enfieldindependent.co.uk
 
2022-01-13 3:34:09 PM  
Falls in care homes can be significantly reduced with intervention, higher floors


Linked article: medicalxpress.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:09 PM  
FDA approves VR headsets to treat lazy-eye. Subby once dated a girl with lazy-eye, but it turned out she was seeing someone else the whole time


Linked article: usatoday.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:09 PM  
We'll probably have to use things like the names of galaxies ... oh crap


Linked article: wboy.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:09 PM  
Elon Musk used trickle down theory to sell the benefits of having a space port in their town. The trickling consists of explosions, broken windows, forced home buyouts, threats of eminent domain seizures, and loss of wildlife


Linked article: nbcnews.com
 
2022-01-13 3:34:09 PM  
Ant queen's genes determine the sex of entire colonies. No word on louse's blouses


Linked article: eurekalert.org
 
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