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Moderator [TotalFark]
2022-01-13 3:34:01 PM  
Welcome to Fark's Headline of the Month Voting for December 2021!

Great Fark headlines take all forms! Puns, wordplay, fun obscure references, visual, lyrics or verse, context - like buried lede and plot twist (click through to read the story to figure out the joke - these are often some of the best), and just damn clever or a sideways look at the story or the world.

Take the time to read and laugh. Then vote!

Vote for any or all! We don't limit your voting, we really want to see what you laughed at and enjoyed!

Voting starts Thursday, January 13 and ends Monday, January 17, 4pm Eastern.

Vote, vote, vote, and let's see what you love best for December 2021 Headlines of the Month!
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:01 PM  
Capital One says it is ditching all consumer overdraft fees, giving up $150 million in annual revenues. In an unrelated story, it has announced it's heavy into unicorn fart futures, renewable vegan pixie dust, and the Brooklyn Bridge swaps market


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:01 PM  
Brace yourselves everyone. Hackers have compromised the cream cheese supply chain


Linked article: cnn.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:01 PM  
📎"I see you're browsing Fark. Would you like to ○ Order booze. ○ Order Your Dog A Steak ⦿ Don't show me this ad again"


Linked article: geekwire.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:01 PM  
People are buying drugs via Instagram. I mean, it's right there in the name


Linked article: engadget.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:02 PM  
Procter & Gamble Your Health


Linked article: cbc.ca
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:02 PM  
America runs on bad jobs. That's not true. I was assured it ran on Dunkin'


Linked article: cnn.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:02 PM  
Why no one wants to work anymore. Let's bang on the drums all day instead


Linked article: twitter.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:02 PM  
Pot bans 7 kettles from its platform


Linked article: theguardian.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:02 PM  
Learn about non-fungible tokens from someone who knows less than you


Linked article: sendaylinleach.medium.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:02 PM  
BuzzFeed News employees walk out on strike. You won't BELIEVE their six demands


Linked article: newsguild.org
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:02 PM  
Timelords hit by ransomware attack


Linked article: theregister.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:03 PM  
H&R Block sues over Square's new name 'Block,' but won't comment on whether they retained Joel Z. Hyatt as counsel or E F Hutton for PR


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:03 PM  
Nikola agrees to pay $125 million fine to settle SEC probe, cease playing the alphorn


Linked article: cnn.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:03 PM  
I think the surprising takeaway from this is that Elon Musk has friends


Linked article: finance.yahoo.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:03 PM  
Intel apologizes for briefly taking a moral stand against slave labor


Linked article: bbc.co.uk
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:03 PM  
This implies there is a happier and more thoughtful way to mass fire a bunch of people


Linked article: techcrunch.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:03 PM  
Better.com? They should call it Worst.com. That's gold, Jerry, gold


Linked article: cnn.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:04 PM  
Treasury wants to inspect the barn doors of all-cash real estate deals


Linked article: wearecentralpa.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:04 PM  
"Nobody is going to walk up behind anybody getting ready to bowl and hit them with a chair." Although that would make bowling more exciting


Linked article: cnn.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:04 PM  
Big Retailers: "Supply chain problems are going to hurt the economy and increase prices." FTC: "Let's take a look for shenanigans." Walmart: "It's better now"


Linked article: goodmorningamerica.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:04 PM  
Look at how tiny and pathetic Russia actually is


Linked article: visualcapitalist.com
 
Headline of the Month candidate
2022-01-13 3:34:04 PM  
Counterpoint: what the US economy needs is to kiss my shiny metal ass


Linked article: marketwatch.com
 
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