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2022-01-13 2:00:36 PM  
Meanwhile, a Communique from HM The Queen:

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2022-01-13 4:09:27 PM  
At age 16 I did not have any Nobel Prizes on my mantel but I did have enough sense not to go to a strangers house and give him handjobs for cash.

I think we need to raise the adult age to like 28 or something.
 
2022-01-13 4:11:57 PM  

dothemath: At age 16 I did not have any Nobel Prizes on my mantel but I did have enough sense not to go to a strangers house and give him handjobs for cash.

I think we need to raise the adult age to like 28 or something.


You made the most important points. You are smart, and somehow it's the kid's fault
 
2022-01-13 4:15:00 PM  
They stole that from me, Robin
 
2022-01-13 4:16:05 PM  
Prince Mr. Andrew to be asked about "Private Parts", Howard Stern to ask about royalties

Fixed.
 
2022-01-13 4:16:39 PM  

rudemix: dothemath: At age 16 I did not have any Nobel Prizes on my mantel but I did have enough sense not to go to a strangers house and give him handjobs for cash.

I think we need to raise the adult age to like 28 or something.

You made the most important points. You are smart, and somehow it's the kid's fault


These girls werent smashed over the head and thrown in a trunk lined with garbage bags. They were invited over by a strange woman, with offers of cash, to give nude massages to her boyfriend.
My question is simply at what age can a person reasonably be expected to understand thats a bad idea.
 
2022-01-13 4:19:06 PM  
So the then 15yr old, may be able to describe distinguishing details about the Prince's junk.... interesting.
 
2022-01-13 4:20:06 PM  

dothemath: rudemix: dothemath: At age 16 I did not have any Nobel Prizes on my mantel but I did have enough sense not to go to a strangers house and give him handjobs for cash.

I think we need to raise the adult age to like 28 or something.

You made the most important points. You are smart, and somehow it's the kid's fault

These girls werent smashed over the head and thrown in a trunk lined with garbage bags. They were invited over by a strange woman, with offers of cash, to give nude massages to her boyfriend.
My question is simply at what age can a person reasonably be expected to understand thats a bad idea.


The legal age, would be a good place to start.
 
2022-01-13 4:21:03 PM  
Didn't he already once publicly state that he had a small dick? This could be more entertaining than Stormy's description of Trump.
 
2022-01-13 4:21:13 PM  

CasperImproved: So the then 15yr old, may be able to describe distinguishing details about the Prince's junk.... interesting.


How weird are people's dicks? I can't think of anything about mine that would make it stand out as "distinguishable". Apart from size, I suppose. It's pretty small.
 
2022-01-13 4:21:45 PM  

dothemath: At age 16 I did not have any Nobel Prizes on my mantel but I did have enough sense not to go to a strangers house and give him handjobs for cash.

I think we need to raise the adult age to like 28 or something.


During certain points in their life...humans become much more vulnerable to persuasion.

For example: on a normal day... you'd never go off a random clown. However....if you were to lose your job...you just might go float with Pennywise.

The victim here was absolutely in one of those periods of her life when all this took place. And she got talked into it by someone who pretended to be her friend.

/ I would encourage everyone to watch Frank Abagnale Jr. speak on Cons and Con Men and to show those videos to anyone who you care about...that way they can spot a Con, like Grooming.
 
2022-01-13 4:22:15 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: CasperImproved: So the then 15yr old, may be able to describe distinguishing details about the Prince's junk.... interesting.

How weird are people's dicks? I can't think of anything about mine that would make it stand out as "distinguishable". Apart from size, I suppose. It's pretty small.


Moles, splotches, twists, etc.
 
2022-01-13 4:22:25 PM  

CasperImproved: Prince's junk.


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2022-01-13 4:23:19 PM  

dothemath: rudemix: dothemath: At age 16 I did not have any Nobel Prizes on my mantel but I did have enough sense not to go to a strangers house and give him handjobs for cash.

I think we need to raise the adult age to like 28 or something.

You made the most important points. You are smart, and somehow it's the kid's fault

These girls werent smashed over the head and thrown in a trunk lined with garbage bags. They were invited over by a strange woman, with offers of cash, to give nude massages to her boyfriend.
My question is simply at what age can a person reasonably be expected to understand thats a bad idea.


Well, no one is asking that question because it's already well codified in law.

If they did this to a 20yo woman it would still be illegal, but for different reasons.

Don't worry though, we can still blame the smelly pirate hooker woman though.

/we can't and shouldn't.
 
2022-01-13 4:23:46 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: CasperImproved: So the then 15yr old, may be able to describe distinguishing details about the Prince's junk.... interesting.

How weird are people's dicks? I can't think of anything about mine that would make it stand out as "distinguishable". Apart from size, I suppose. It's pretty small.


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2022-01-13 4:24:18 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: CasperImproved: So the then 15yr old, may be able to describe distinguishing details about the Prince's junk.... interesting.

How weird are people's dicks? I can't think of anything about mine that would make it stand out as "distinguishable". Apart from size, I suppose. It's pretty small.


Marks, moles, defects, birthmarks ? I have a very distinguishable birthmark in a naughty place. (TMI but you started it).
 
2022-01-13 4:25:02 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: CasperImproved: So the then 15yr old, may be able to describe distinguishing details about the Prince's junk.... interesting.

How weird are people's dicks? I can't think of anything about mine that would make it stand out as "distinguishable". Apart from size, I suppose. It's pretty small.


One of my testicles is larger than the other two.

/stolen joke
 
2022-01-13 4:26:53 PM  

iheartscotch: During certain points in their life...humans become much more vulnerable to persuasion.


Im not saying Captain Crunch is not a giant piece of sh*it. He is, im sure.

Im just saying 16/17 seems kinda old to not notice an obvious shady deal like this. It seems that the teenagers of today would be hyper aware considering all the information they have at their disposal.
 
2022-01-13 4:28:56 PM  

dothemath: rudemix: dothemath: At age 16 I did not have any Nobel Prizes on my mantel but I did have enough sense not to go to a strangers house and give him handjobs for cash.

I think we need to raise the adult age to like 28 or something.

You made the most important points. You are smart, and somehow it's the kid's fault

These girls werent smashed over the head and thrown in a trunk lined with garbage bags. They were invited over by a strange woman, with offers of cash, to give nude massages to her boyfriend.
My question is simply at what age can a person reasonably be expected to understand thats a bad idea.


Found the Libertarian in the thread.
 
2022-01-13 4:30:57 PM  
It looked like a penis, only smaller.
 
2022-01-13 4:33:10 PM  

Nirbo: dothemath: rudemix: dothemath: At age 16 I did not have any Nobel Prizes on my mantel but I did have enough sense not to go to a strangers house and give him handjobs for cash.

I think we need to raise the adult age to like 28 or something.

You made the most important points. You are smart, and somehow it's the kid's fault

These girls werent smashed over the head and thrown in a trunk lined with garbage bags. They were invited over by a strange woman, with offers of cash, to give nude massages to her boyfriend.
My question is simply at what age can a person reasonably be expected to understand thats a bad idea.

Well, no one is asking that question because it's already well codified in law.

If they did this to a 20yo woman it would still be illegal, but for different reasons.

Don't worry though, we can still blame the smelly pirate hooker woman though.

/we can't and shouldn't.


The problem that I've noticed is that there's a lot of bias going around. Just because YOU were capable of something does not necessarily mean that we should expect everyone else to be able to do it too.

/  I would also say that if the person proposing that "THEY'D have known better" hadn't been in an extremely similar situation....how do they know that THEY would have known better? It's just bad logic.
 
2022-01-13 4:34:04 PM  
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Off with his head!
 
2022-01-13 4:34:05 PM  

dothemath: iheartscotch: During certain points in their life...humans become much more vulnerable to persuasion.

Im not saying Captain Crunch is not a giant piece of sh*it. He is, im sure.

Im just saying 16/17 seems kinda old to not notice an obvious shady deal like this. It seems that the teenagers of today would be hyper aware considering all the information they have at their disposal.


This happened over 20 years ago.
 
2022-01-13 4:35:42 PM  

iheartscotch: I would also say that if the person proposing that "THEY'D have known better" hadn't been in an extremely similar situation....


Again, I had assumed that kids today would be way savvier with the street smarts considering the resources they have and the sheer numbers of examples of this kind of thing in the news.
 
2022-01-13 4:37:21 PM  

dothemath: rudemix: dothemath: At age 16 I did not have any Nobel Prizes on my mantel but I did have enough sense not to go to a strangers house and give him handjobs for cash.

I think we need to raise the adult age to like 28 or something.

You made the most important points. You are smart, and somehow it's the kid's fault

These girls werent smashed over the head and thrown in a trunk lined with garbage bags. They were invited over by a strange woman, with offers of cash, to give nude massages to her boyfriend.
My question is simply at what age can a person reasonably be expected to understand thats a bad idea.


she groomed them. This is why having sex before the age of consent is a bad idea. It's called age of consent for a good reason, particularly since little girls of a certain age are taught obedience above everything.
 
2022-01-13 4:41:45 PM  

Astorix: dothemath: rudemix: dothemath: At age 16 I did not have any Nobel Prizes on my mantel but I did have enough sense not to go to a strangers house and give him handjobs for cash.

I think we need to raise the adult age to like 28 or something.

You made the most important points. You are smart, and somehow it's the kid's fault

These girls werent smashed over the head and thrown in a trunk lined with garbage bags. They were invited over by a strange woman, with offers of cash, to give nude massages to her boyfriend.
My question is simply at what age can a person reasonably be expected to understand thats a bad idea.

she groomed them. This is why having sex before the age of consent is a bad idea. It's called age of consent for a good reason, particularly since little girls of a certain age are taught obedience above everything.


Why isn't the age of consent just whatever age you're considered an adult? That seems like it would simplify things immensely
 
2022-01-13 4:42:17 PM  
So, this is less like Saving Private Ryan and more like Saving Ryan's Privates, am I right? Will there be pictures?
 
2022-01-13 4:42:36 PM  

dothemath: iheartscotch: During certain points in their life...humans become much more vulnerable to persuasion.

Im not saying Captain Crunch is not a giant piece of sh*it. He is, im sure.

Im just saying 16/17 seems kinda old to not notice an obvious shady deal like this. It seems that the teenagers of today would be hyper aware considering all the information they have at their disposal.


Bro....I've seen 60 year old people of sound mind and body, who should have really known better, get taken by a someone because they never thought that it would happen to them and they were in a period like I described. It. Is. Established. Science.

It's not an age thing. Our primate brains get a little squirrelly around major life transitions.

/ those can include, but are not limited to: losing a job, getting a divorce (or a breakup), the death of a loved one, graduating, getting kicked out of a house....basically anything traumatic or that alters your life significantly can make your brain go squirrelly
 
2022-01-13 4:42:55 PM  
Maybe don't fark kids?
 
2022-01-13 4:49:49 PM  
It's a given that a random penis could have some identifying aspects. What I'm not so sure about is how likely it is a person would get a really good look in a single encounter (was it a single encounter? I dunno).

Anyhow, some encounters I've been party to did not involve a lot of genital gazing. Now a particular kind of attention paid to the Royal Member might have made it impossible to not notice distinguishing characteristics (was it a particular kind of attention? I dunno)
 
2022-01-13 4:52:37 PM  
The Queen just stripped Andrew of all his titles. Like, today.
Or was that covered here already.

He can't use HRH anymore either.
Or Duke of York.

She's kicked him to the curb and told him he'll have to face this as a private citizen. She won't be paying for his defense attorneys either.

He's toast.
 
2022-01-13 5:03:04 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: CasperImproved: So the then 15yr old, may be able to describe distinguishing details about the Prince's junk.... interesting.

How weird are people's dicks? I can't think of anything about mine that would make it stand out as "distinguishable". Apart from size, I suppose. It's pretty small.


Donald Trump's is supposed to be like a mushroom, that wouldn't be very easy to forget
 
2022-01-13 5:04:38 PM  

CasperImproved: Natalie Portmanteau: CasperImproved: So the then 15yr old, may be able to describe distinguishing details about the Prince's junk.... interesting.

How weird are people's dicks? I can't think of anything about mine that would make it stand out as "distinguishable". Apart from size, I suppose. It's pretty small.

Moles, splotches, twists, etc.


Length.


/For some of us
 
2022-01-13 5:05:49 PM  

8 inches: /For some of us


Youre measuring from the base of your butthole, arent you?
 
2022-01-13 5:07:36 PM  

Dr. Bison: Maybe don't fark kids?


Well yeah. If you want to just state the obvious.

You're going to completely kill the market for my don't fark kids alarm. Trademark.
 
2022-01-13 5:09:14 PM  

dothemath: 8 inches: /For some of us

Youre measuring from the base of your butthole, arent you?


Back of his neck
 
2022-01-13 5:10:37 PM  
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2022-01-13 5:11:33 PM  

dothemath: 8 inches: /For some of us

Youre measuring from the base of your butthole, arent you?


Username doesn't check out.
 
2022-01-13 5:14:04 PM  

philodough: The Queen just stripped Andrew of all his titles. Like, today.
Or was that covered here already.

He can't use HRH anymore either.
Or Duke of York.

She's kicked him to the curb and told him he'll have to face this as a private citizen. She won't be paying for his defense attorneys either.

He's toast.


As it should be. The royal family has to protect its status as Britain's number one tourism draw, don'tcha know? Disney would do the same thing to Goofy if he was embroiled in a scandal where he was diddlin' little girls. He'd be history.
 
2022-01-13 5:15:58 PM  

dothemath: At age 16 I did not have any Nobel Prizes on my mantel but I did have enough sense not to go to a strangers house and give him handjobs for cash.

I think we need to raise the adult age to like 28 or something.


I'd be willing to go out on a limb and assume you still don't have any prizes on your mantle, Nobel or otherwise, and certainly none for spelling.
 
2022-01-13 5:17:55 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: dothemath: At age 16 I did not have any Nobel Prizes on my mantel but I did have enough sense not to go to a strangers house and give him handjobs for cash.

I think we need to raise the adult age to like 28 or something.

I'd be willing to go out on a limb and assume you still don't have any prizes on your mantle, Nobel or otherwise, and certainly none for spelling.


Now youre just being unnecessarily hurtful.
 
2022-01-13 5:25:02 PM  
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2022-01-13 5:35:38 PM  

dothemath: rudemix: dothemath: At age 16 I did not have any Nobel Prizes on my mantel but I did have enough sense not to go to a strangers house and give him handjobs for cash.

I think we need to raise the adult age to like 28 or something.

You made the most important points. You are smart, and somehow it's the kid's fault

These girls werent smashed over the head and thrown in a trunk lined with garbage bags. They were invited over by a strange woman, with offers of cash, to give nude massages to her boyfriend.
My question is simply at what age can a person reasonably be expected to understand thats a bad idea.


Trying unseemingly hard to shift the blame from child abusers to their victims. Carrying water for Short Eyes. That's low even for Fark.
 
2022-01-13 5:36:29 PM  

dothemath: Im just saying 16/17 seems kinda old to not notice an obvious shady deal like this


I've known 50 year old CEOs and accountants to fall for laughably bad scams to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Neighbor of my parents back in '75 lost about a million bucks (real money back then) in an oil-well recovery scam.

/just fell for a phishing email myself, so, not getting a kick, tbh
 
2022-01-13 5:38:44 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: Natalie Portmanteau: CasperImproved: So the then 15yr old, may be able to describe distinguishing details about the Prince's junk.... interesting.

How weird are people's dicks? I can't think of anything about mine that would make it stand out as "distinguishable". Apart from size, I suppose. It's pretty small.

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Dunno. They pretty much all look the same
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2022-01-13 5:39:08 PM  

philodough: The Queen just stripped Andrew of all his titles. Like, today.
Or was that covered here already.

He can't use HRH anymore either.
Or Duke of York.


PIty, seems like a sweet ride:

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2022-01-13 5:46:34 PM  

dothemath: iheartscotch: I would also say that if the person proposing that "THEY'D have known better" hadn't been in an extremely similar situation....

Again, I had assumed that kids today would be way savvier with the street smarts considering the resources they have and the sheer numbers of examples of this kind of thing in the news.


You are assuming "common sense". There is scant evidence that such a thing exists, even amongst people that are considered adults.
 
2022-01-13 6:20:35 PM  
It has a mole - send it Beulah Balbricker to ID it.
 
2022-01-13 6:20:51 PM  

dothemath: My question is simply at what age can a person reasonably be expected to understand thats a bad idea.


The age where it is no longer illegal.

brilett: It looked like a penis, only smaller.


Are they going to have to keep the evidence?
 
2022-01-13 7:10:27 PM  

cyberspacedout: Didn't he already once publicly state that he had a small dick? This could be more entertaining than Stormy's description of Trump.


Or paula Jones's of Bill Clinton

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