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(News.com.au) Weeners Worried that COVID might affect your junk? According to this guy there's nothing to see here - well, certainly much less than before   (news.com.au) divider line
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2022-01-13 8:44:21 AM  
"It was covid" is the new "the water was cold".
 
2022-01-13 8:46:14 AM  
Yeah but I filed a report on VAERS to say that my cock grew to 3 feet long so, that should balance out the lies, right?
 
2022-01-13 10:50:38 AM  
Nicki Minaj's second cousin may want to.... wait for it .... weigh in
 
2022-01-13 10:51:40 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: "It was covid" is the new "the water was cold".


I WAS IN THE POOL!
 
2022-01-13 10:53:15 AM  
Too late for me.
 
2022-01-13 10:54:25 AM  
Well, it is January.
 
2022-01-13 10:54:31 AM  
Yeah, I know I put 8" in my profile, but COVID baby, COVID...
 
2022-01-13 10:56:53 AM  
For every ten pounds you gain, you lose an inch off the peepee.
 
2022-01-13 10:57:04 AM  
We're going to call this Short Covid.

God help those afflicted with Short & Skinny Covid.
 
2022-01-13 10:59:30 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Farking Clown Shoes: "It was covid" is the new "the water was cold".

I WAS IN THE POOL!


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2022-01-13 10:59:52 AM  
Anti-Vaxxers project Small Dick Energy.
 
2022-01-13 11:06:49 AM  

Kitty2.0: For every ten pounds you gain, you lose an inch off the peepee.


I've lost ~80 pounds and kept it off, and let me tell you...the opposite of what you said didn't happen dammit
 
2022-01-13 11:11:50 AM  
So much for "Long COVID".
 
2022-01-13 11:13:58 AM  

Zik-Zak: Kitty2.0: For every ten pounds you gain, you lose an inch off the peepee.

I've lost ~80 pounds and kept it off, and let me tell you...the opposite of what you said didn't happen dammit


A++ reply
 
2022-01-13 11:18:05 AM  

Kitty2.0: For every ten pounds you gain, you lose an inch off the peepee.


Can confirm

/ username checks out?
 
2022-01-13 11:19:17 AM  
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2022-01-13 11:20:09 AM  
I can't  imagine  (in a SFW way) going from this:
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to this:
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2022-01-13 11:22:05 AM  
So if every other guy gets COVID, then I'll finally be "average"?
 
2022-01-13 11:49:50 AM  
New motto for the Anti-Vaxxers- I'm a shrinker, not a thinker!
 
2022-01-13 11:55:49 AM  
I was calling antivaxxers dickless before it was cool
 
2022-01-13 11:56:22 AM  
I'm not so worried about Thor..I'm just a little concerned that one of his plums is slightly smaller than the other two now.
 
2022-01-13 11:57:16 AM  
"shrunk due to Covid"

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2022-01-13 11:57:21 AM  

Zik-Zak: Kitty2.0: For every ten pounds you gain, you lose an inch off the peepee.

I've lost ~80 pounds and kept it off, and let me tell you...the opposite of what you said didn't happen dammit


Keep going. Mine Pinocchio'd at 85 pounds

BIE farkettes, EIP
 
2022-01-13 12:12:11 PM  

Fat Dave: Kitty2.0: For every ten pounds you gain, you lose an inch off the peepee.

Can confirm

/ username checks out?


Huh, guess that means mine used to be over 13". Sweet.
 
2022-01-13 12:13:55 PM  

Kitty2.0: For every ten pounds you gain, you lose an inch off the peepee.


I assure you I did not have a 14" dick when I weighed 160 lbs.
 
2022-01-13 12:51:08 PM  

GRCooper: Zik-Zak: Kitty2.0: For every ten pounds you gain, you lose an inch off the peepee.

I've lost ~80 pounds and kept it off, and let me tell you...the opposite of what you said didn't happen dammit

Keep going. Mine Pinocchio'd at 85 pounds

BIE farkettes, EIP


Jeebus fark, man! An 85-pound penis!?
 
2022-01-13 12:58:14 PM  
I don't know about shrinkage, but the Great Toadliness did not work very well while I had COVID or for a couple months afterwards.
 
2022-01-13 1:00:35 PM  
Lost an inch and a half and went from a self described "definitely bigger than normal" to "decidedly less than average". I'm not saying he didn't lose some length, but I am saying the difference between those two is more than 1.5"

Perhaps Ben Shapiro can claim Covid shrunk his height:
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