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2022-01-10 11:16:08 AM  
She's a co-host on the third or fourth hour of Today?
 
2022-01-10 12:10:50 PM  
She seems fun.

/call me Savannah
/... in a few weeks
 
2022-01-10 12:30:52 PM  
Page Six broke the news that Guthrie's husband, Michael Feldman, threw her a bash on New Year's Eve with 60 friends, family and colleagues on the guest list.

*sigh*  Come on, people. There's nothing wrong with a small party of a dozen close friends/family. Big bashes like this is just farking stupid.
 
2022-01-10 12:31:58 PM  
I love how public figures she interviews start to panic when they realize that she's not throwing softballs.
 
2022-01-10 12:35:37 PM  

bluorangefyre: She's a co-host on the third or fourth hour of Today?


She's lead anchor along with Hoda.  You're thinking about Jenna Bush, who was no doubt hired due to her captivating on screen presence.
 
2022-01-10 12:45:16 PM  
it's funny because she's recovering alcoholic and subby clearly is a trump loving page six fan.
 
2022-01-10 12:51:31 PM  

NateAsbestos: She seems fun.

/call me Savannah
/... in a few weeks


Yes I think I would enjoy sex with her.
 
2022-01-10 1:05:01 PM  

emersonbiggins: You're thinking about Jenna Bush, who was no doubt hired due to her captivating on screen presence.


Everytime I see her, she looks like she's amazed that ketchup didn't come out of the toothpaste tube when she squeezes it
 
2022-01-10 1:05:39 PM  
......I don't get it - she's an alcoholic?  didn't know that.

I had such a crush on her in college in Tucson.  She was the weekend anchor and I thought she was so cute.  then one show she goes, at the end, "this is my last show, I hav ebeen accepted to Georgetown Law and I hope to fulfill my dream of being an attorney."  i was like, aw man.

she ends up graduating #1 at Georgetown, and then had hte highest score on hte AZ Bar Exam.  then she starts popping up on Court TV and so on.  "oh shiat, I remember her!"  2-3 years later she lands the Today show.  Nice life, huh?
 
2022-01-10 1:11:15 PM  

NateAsbestos: She seems fun.

/call me Savannah
/... in a few weeks


But I don't want to call you Savannah.
 
2022-01-10 1:14:48 PM  

rickythepenguin: ......I don't get it - she's an alcoholic?  didn't know that.

I had such a crush on her in college in Tucson.  She was the weekend anchor and I thought she was so cute.  then one show she goes, at the end, "this is my last show, I hav ebeen accepted to Georgetown Law and I hope to fulfill my dream of being an attorney."  i was like, aw man.

she ends up graduating #1 at Georgetown, and then had hte highest score on hte AZ Bar Exam.  then she starts popping up on Court TV and so on.  "oh shiat, I remember her!"  2-3 years later she lands the Today show.  Nice life, huh?


Dude, put the pills, weed and bottle away.
 
2022-01-10 1:31:11 PM  
This song was written about her, as the lead singer dated her for a bit back in the day....


Sand Rubies - Goodbye
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2022-01-10 1:34:26 PM  
I don't get the headline.  I don't see anywhere that says she's an alcoholic.
 
2022-01-10 1:41:54 PM  

TheCubsFan: I don't get the headline.  I don't see anywhere that says she's an alcoholic.


I think the joke is about the last hour of Today show she hosted for a while, where it was basically her and her cohost being day-drunk on camera. At least, I think it was her. I haven't bothered with Today in ages.
 
2022-01-10 1:53:39 PM  

NeoCortex42: TheCubsFan: I don't get the headline.  I don't see anywhere that says she's an alcoholic.

I think the joke is about the last hour of Today show she hosted for a while, where it was basically her and her cohost being day-drunk on camera. At least, I think it was her. I haven't bothered with Today in ages.


Kathy Lee Gifford. Ms. Guthrie is, as far as I know, indeed a recovering alcoholic who has maintained sobriety for quite some time. I kind of remember her talking about how trying to not mess up her children is what keeps her out of the bottle.
 
2022-01-10 2:10:08 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: NeoCortex42: TheCubsFan: I don't get the headline.  I don't see anywhere that says she's an alcoholic.

I think the joke is about the last hour of Today show she hosted for a while, where it was basically her and her cohost being day-drunk on camera. At least, I think it was her. I haven't bothered with Today in ages.

Kathy Lee Gifford. Ms. Guthrie is, as far as I know, indeed a recovering alcoholic who has maintained sobriety for quite some time. I kind of remember her talking about how trying to not mess up her children is what keeps her out of the bottle.


That sounds right. I totally forgot Kathy Lee moved over to Today for a while. Thank you.

Okay, I don't get the headline then.
 
2022-01-10 2:27:32 PM  

harveytruckin: This song was written about her, as the lead singer dated her for a bit back in the day....


if that's true, she must have been a handful back in the day.


On the eve of the independence day
I've a few things I'd like to say
For all the times you put me down
For all the times you weren't around
You'll look to me
And I won't be found

For all the times you set me up
For all our hope that you gave up
For nearly crushing all of my dreams
And all the real life in between

You'll see you better

Realize
I'm only here to say goodbye

For using me and all I own
For young neck dressed in another man's cologne
I'm sure my catalogue's incomplete
You little creep
You better


Realize
I'm only here to say goodbye

For driving my car into a lake
For never baking my birthday cake
For all the men who took off your clothes
For all the money you put up your nose

For every excuse you ever made
For all the bills I always paid
For every moment of every day
This is the last one I'm glad to say
In every way you're gonna

Realize
I'm only here to say goodbye



damn.  that's not just a goodbye song, that's a "fark the hell off" song.
 
2022-01-10 3:26:44 PM  

jmr61: NateAsbestos: She seems fun.

/call me Savannah
/... in a few weeks

Yes I think I would enjoy sex with her.


I am beginning to think quite a few people would like to do so.
 
2022-01-10 3:38:53 PM  
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2022-01-10 4:24:12 PM  
She's pretty and, while she occasionally acts vapid, she is totally able to pull out the big interview stick. I likes 'em smart.
 
2022-01-10 4:43:06 PM  

rickythepenguin: ......I don't get it - she's an alcoholic?  didn't know that.

I had such a crush on her in college in Tucson.  She was the weekend anchor and I thought she was so cute.  then one show she goes, at the end, "this is my last show, I hav ebeen accepted to Georgetown Law and I hope to fulfill my dream of being an attorney."  i was like, aw man.

she ends up graduating #1 at Georgetown, and then had hte highest score on hte AZ Bar Exam.  then she starts popping up on Court TV and so on.  "oh shiat, I remember her!"  2-3 years later she lands the Today show.  Nice life, huh?


Huh, I had no idea she was an attorney. I'm not a regular viewer so I'm not that familiar with her program, but just from memory of the bits and pieces I've overheard, she doesn't come off sounding like one.
 
2022-01-10 5:18:20 PM  

philodough: Huh, I had no idea she was an attorney. I'm not a regular viewer so I'm not that familiar with her program, but just from memory of the bits and pieces I've overheard, she doesn't come off sounding like one.


i don't know if she ever practiced, but yeah, she passed AZ Bar (and in AZ, you can only sit for the bar if you've graduated from an ABA accredited law school).  From memory she started getting TV gigs very shortly after she passed, the aforementions Court TV thing and I remember her popping up on this or that show doing quick hit pieces of whatever juicy national trial was going on.

but yeah.  it's cutting it pretty thinly as to whether she "is" an attorney (as in, is she maintaining her license(s) via continuin education or is she on inactive status) but yeah, she at minimum passed the bar.
 
2022-01-10 7:46:54 PM  

philodough: rickythepenguin: ......I don't get it - she's an alcoholic?  didn't know that.

I had such a crush on her in college in Tucson.  She was the weekend anchor and I thought she was so cute.  then one show she goes, at the end, "this is my last show, I hav ebeen accepted to Georgetown Law and I hope to fulfill my dream of being an attorney."  i was like, aw man.

she ends up graduating #1 at Georgetown, and then had hte highest score on hte AZ Bar Exam.  then she starts popping up on Court TV and so on.  "oh shiat, I remember her!"  2-3 years later she lands the Today show.  Nice life, huh?

Huh, I had no idea she was an attorney. I'm not a regular viewer so I'm not that familiar with her program, but just from memory of the bits and pieces I've overheard, she doesn't come off sounding like one.


I didn't know it until I watched her interview of Trump. I was really impressed. Afterwards, when I expressed surprise, I was informed of her academic accomplishments. I judged her poorly for being a TV personality and I was wrong.
 
2022-01-11 2:27:42 PM  
I think subby's confusing her with Elizabeth Vargas.
 
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