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6439 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jan 2022 at 6:38 PM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-08 1:39:12 PM  
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2022-01-08 1:53:12 PM  
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2022-01-08 1:53:45 PM  
What I the fresh hell is that?
 
2022-01-08 1:55:26 PM  
There's other videos, water main break
 
2022-01-08 1:57:39 PM  
You ever have the feeling that you weren't cut out for skiing?
 
2022-01-08 2:04:21 PM  

arrogantbastich: There's other videos, water main break


freezing cold water. they can't, maybe, advance the line a bit?
 
2022-01-08 2:11:17 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: You ever have the feeling that you weren't cut out for skiing?


This would be a sign from god that I might actually recognize.
 
2022-01-08 2:14:45 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: EnzoTheCoder: You ever have the feeling that you weren't cut out for skiing?

This would be a sign from god that I might actually recognize.


"dear Lord, let me not fall and break a leg today"

"Okay, what else do I have to ruin this person's vacation? Oh, this will be perfect!"
 
2022-01-08 2:18:01 PM  
I love the commenter complaining that the person with the camera should be doing something to help instead. I always bring my advanced plumbing tool on the slopes with me.
 
2022-01-08 2:21:17 PM  

ArkAngel: I love the commenter complaining that the person with the camera should be doing something to help instead. I always bring my advanced plumbing tool on the slopes with me.


"hang on, Bob. we're looking for the JB Weld."
 
2022-01-08 2:22:40 PM  
They're lucky it wasn't a steam pipe break. They'd be lobstery.
 
2022-01-08 2:24:38 PM  
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2022-01-08 2:26:04 PM  
I guess that makes up for them forgetting to wipe earlier....
 
2022-01-08 2:29:34 PM  
That poor schlub has a lifetime of enema jokes to look forward to.
 
2022-01-08 2:31:24 PM  
I'd like to think that I could have helped these people, but it's a very slippery slope.
 
2022-01-08 2:31:45 PM  
They'll probably get free admission for life and never go back.
 
2022-01-08 2:33:04 PM  
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'You're entitled to compensation.'
 
2022-01-08 2:36:55 PM  

offacue: They'll probably get free admission for life and never go back.


or figure "what's the odds that it could ever happen again?" and go back.
and then have the same thing happen with a sewer line.
 
2022-01-08 2:37:53 PM  
THESE PIPES ARE CLEAN!
 
2022-01-08 2:42:01 PM  

Mentat: THESE PIPES ARE CLEAN!


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2022-01-08 2:45:02 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Mentat: THESE PIPES ARE CLEAN!

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That movie absolutely sunk Andy Richter's career.
 
2022-01-08 2:47:51 PM  

ArkAngel: I love the commenter complaining that the person with the camera should be doing something to help instead. I always bring my advanced plumbing tool on the slopes with me.


It's a hole shooting water up into the air. Get something heavy to try and deflect the stream. Even lashing a few skis together and standing on them might break it up a little.
 
2022-01-08 2:50:55 PM  

Lsherm: ArkAngel: I love the commenter complaining that the person with the camera should be doing something to help instead. I always bring my advanced plumbing tool on the slopes with me.

It's a hole shooting water up into the air. Get something heavy to try and deflect the stream. Even lashing a few skis together and standing on them might break it up a little.


"so this guy comes into the ER with a ski up his ass..."
 
2022-01-08 2:51:37 PM  

Lsherm: ArkAngel: I love the commenter complaining that the person with the camera should be doing something to help instead. I always bring my advanced plumbing tool on the slopes with me.

It's a hole shooting water up into the air. Get something heavy to try and deflect the stream. Even lashing a few skis together and standing on them might break it up a little.


Or Phineas Gage that poor asshole hanging several feet above it.
 
2022-01-08 3:05:44 PM  

Lsherm: ArkAngel: I love the commenter complaining that the person with the camera should be doing something to help instead. I always bring my advanced plumbing tool on the slopes with me.

It's a hole shooting water up into the air. Get something heavy to try and deflect the stream. Even lashing a few skis together and standing on them might break it up a little.


A snowboard could deflect it far enough to miss the chair.
 
2022-01-08 3:06:33 PM  

Lsherm: ArkAngel: I love the commenter complaining that the person with the camera should be doing something to help instead. I always bring my advanced plumbing tool on the slopes with me.

It's a hole shooting water up into the air. Get something heavy to try and deflect the stream. Even lashing a few skis together and standing on them might break it up a little.


Man Jumps Into Jet of Water From Broken Fire Hydrant...
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Good luck with that.
 
2022-01-08 3:07:48 PM  
Early January and already a contender for HOY has emerged.
 
2022-01-08 3:57:07 PM  
Sorry about that

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2022-01-08 5:50:09 PM  
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2022-01-08 6:41:46 PM  
When I first installed my bidet, I put a splitter right on the fresh water line for the toilet tank.  

I have great water pressure.  I think I tasted cold water for a moment after I turned it on, but clicked it back off before it launched me through the bathroom wall.

I added valves to control the pressure after that!
 
2022-01-08 6:42:31 PM  
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2022-01-08 6:43:47 PM  
Interesting version of the trolley problem: keep the lift moving and each rider gets a little wet, or leave it so only one or two chairs get a lot wet?

Free hot cocoa in the chalet for everybody!
 
2022-01-08 6:44:22 PM  

Izunbacol: When I first installed my bidet, I put a splitter right on the fresh water line for the toilet tank.  

I have great water pressure.  I think I tasted cold water for a moment after I turned it on, but clicked it back off before it launched me through the bathroom wall.

I added valves to control the pressure after that!


I hope you brushed your teeth afterwards.
 
2022-01-08 6:46:02 PM  

Izunbacol: When I first installed my bidet, I put a splitter right on the fresh water line for the toilet tank.  

I have great water pressure.  I think I tasted cold water for a moment after I turned it on, but clicked it back off before it launched me through the bathroom wall.

I added valves to control the pressure after that!


Bidets don't include pressure control as a standard part of the design?
 
2022-01-08 6:46:22 PM  
At first I thought this could be funny to watch.

I was wrong.

Jesus that looks horrifying.
 
2022-01-08 6:48:43 PM  
If I had been caught in that, I think I would have considered jumping. It doesn't look high enough to be a risk of serious injury, especially landing on snow (though at that point it's probably a fairly thick layer of hard ice, so maybe not such a good idea).
 
2022-01-08 6:50:40 PM  
There are ice cannons along the side of some of the trails to help build up the snow, so it can get worse.  It can be on a turret.
 
2022-01-08 6:51:54 PM  
Oh my that would suck.
 
2022-01-08 6:55:26 PM  
And within seconds, all of the scumbag news outlets come out of the woodwork asking permission to air it without paying anything.

"Hello, I hope you are ok. Did you take this video? Can Fox New, Fox News Network, LLC & Fox News Edge affiliates use on all platforms w/ credit? Do we need anyone else's permission? Thank you."

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Protip: DO NOT GRANT THEM PERMISSION! EVER! What usually happens is that the news outlet will file copyright to the video and sell it off to other news outlets for a profit. In some cases, the media outlet would even sue the person who had originally made the video for infringement!

Tell the lazy-ass media vultures to go pound sand & go out and shoot their OWN damn videos instead of scouring Twitter for videos.
 
2022-01-08 6:55:41 PM  

nytmare: Izunbacol: When I first installed my bidet, I put a splitter right on the fresh water line for the toilet tank.  

I have great water pressure.  I think I tasted cold water for a moment after I turned it on, but clicked it back off before it launched me through the bathroom wall.

I added valves to control the pressure after that!

Bidets don't include pressure control as a standard part of the design?


They really usually do.
 
2022-01-08 6:56:38 PM  

wxboy: If I had been caught in that, I think I would have considered jumping. It doesn't look high enough to be a risk of serious injury, especially landing on snow (though at that point it's probably a fairly thick layer of hard ice, so maybe not such a good idea).


I mean, if you do it right you balance your CG on top of the stream and let it lower you gently down.

Of course the likely outcome is that it shoots you straight up and your body is sliced in half by the cable.

/skied practically my entire life and never seen anything like that
 
2022-01-08 6:58:34 PM  

powhound: wxboy: If I had been caught in that, I think I would have considered jumping. It doesn't look high enough to be a risk of serious injury, especially landing on snow (though at that point it's probably a fairly thick layer of hard ice, so maybe not such a good idea).

I mean, if you do it right you balance your CG on top of the stream and let it lower you gently down.

Of course the likely outcome is that it shoots you straight up and your body is sliced in half by the cable.

/skied practically my entire life and never seen anything like that


No one expects an icy cold bidet.
 
2022-01-08 7:13:41 PM  
So many jobs could have been created an so much tp waste could have been eliminated if Biden had mandated Bidets in every home in the USA. Biden Bidets has a ring to it
 
2022-01-08 7:18:13 PM  
The headline joke would have been funnier if it had happened at Beaver Creek.
 
2022-01-08 7:18:52 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: And within seconds, all of the scumbag news outlets come out of the woodwork asking permission to air it without paying anything.

"Hello, I hope you are ok. Did you take this video? Can Fox New, Fox News Network, LLC & Fox News Edge affiliates use on all platforms w/ credit? Do we need anyone else's permission? Thank you."

[Fark user image image 600x183]

Protip: DO NOT GRANT THEM PERMISSION! EVER! What usually happens is that the news outlet will file copyright to the video and sell it off to other news outlets for a profit. In some cases, the media outlet would even sue the person who had originally made the video for infringement!

Tell the lazy-ass media vultures to go pound sand & go out and shoot their OWN damn videos instead of scouring Twitter for videos.


You simply charge them for it.   50k sounds good, also you want to be acknowledged as the content provider.  They say no at least you have a starting point.
 
2022-01-08 7:22:11 PM  

powhound: wxboy: If I had been caught in that, I think I would have considered jumping. It doesn't look high enough to be a risk of serious injury, especially landing on snow (though at that point it's probably a fairly thick layer of hard ice, so maybe not such a good idea).

I mean, if you do it right you balance your CG on top of the stream and let it lower you gently down.

Of course the likely outcome is that it shoots you straight up and your body is sliced in half by the cable.

/skied practically my entire life and never seen anything like that


If you balance right, you could just stay on top.[1]
 
2022-01-08 7:22:24 PM  
CSB: When I was looking at the house that I bought back in 99, it had a bidet. I didn't have any experience with a bidet before that. The realtor brought us through the master bath and I was looking at it a bit puzzled. The wife was talking to the realtor and I went over looking at it closer. I turned one of the knobs and it blasted me in the face with water. I'm still trying hard to remember a time my wife laughed harder.
 
2022-01-08 7:35:19 PM  
Bidet's must be referred to with reverence for IT IS THE WAY!
 
2022-01-08 7:38:56 PM  

Cortez the Killer: CSB: When I was looking at the house that I bought back in 99, it had a bidet. I didn't have any experience with a bidet before that. The realtor brought us through the master bath and I was looking at it a bit puzzled. The wife was talking to the realtor and I went over looking at it closer. I turned one of the knobs and it blasted me in the face with water. I'm still trying hard to remember a time my wife laughed harder.


There's some joke about "now you know what it's like to get a facial" in there.
 
2022-01-08 7:42:50 PM  

flappy_penguin: So many jobs could have been created an so much tp waste could have been eliminated if Biden had mandated Bidets in every home in the USA. Biden Bidets has a ring to it


Bidets are GREEN!

The Green Biden Bidets!
 
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