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2538 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 02 Jan 2022 at 5:20 AM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-02 3:00:00 AM  
Black had a three-year federal prison sentence for falsifying documents used to buy weapons at a Miami gun store commuted by President Donald Trump on his last day in office in 2020. He had served about half his sentence.

I have no idea why that was, but based on this picture alone:

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He looks like he smells bad. Based on prior experience, no one with hair like that smells good. Stank makes the hair look that way.
 
2022-01-02 4:20:58 AM  
Sentence him to home confinement...

at Mar-a-Lago.
 
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2022-01-02 4:41:23 AM  
Oh, damn.  This will certainly play well in some places.  Hopefully not here....
 
2022-01-02 5:53:05 AM  

Lsherm: Black had a three-year federal prison sentence for falsifying documents used to buy weapons at a Miami gun store commuted by President Donald Trump on his last day in office in 2020. He had served about half his sentence.

I have no idea why that was, but based on this picture alone:

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He looks like he smells bad. Based on prior experience, no one with hair like that smells good. Stank makes the hair look that way.


He seemingly went on the rape a teenage girl*. That's the sort of thing that would have been newsworthy not so long ago.


* the rapper, not Trump (at least as far as this story is concerned)

 
2022-01-02 5:58:16 AM  
Expecting an article about Yahoo Serious, leaving disappointed.
 
2022-01-02 7:24:26 AM  
That face needs a rake handle shooped into it
 
2022-01-02 7:29:24 AM  
He just looks like a Bill Kapri.
 
2022-01-02 7:37:04 AM  
So is penis hair a thing now?  Man, I am so out of the loop.
 
2022-01-02 10:03:26 AM  
commuted by President Donald Trump on his last day in office in 2020. He had served about half his sentence.

Donald Trump supports revolving-door prisons. Donald Trump even released Dollar Store Sideshow Bob. A man  convicted of falsifying documents. Can you trust a man like Donald Trump?
 
2022-01-02 10:04:44 AM  

UncleDirtNap: So is penis hair a thing now?  Man, I am so out of the loop.


I believe it is called "The Dickhead."
 
2022-01-02 10:29:46 AM  
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2022-01-02 10:33:03 AM  
TFA: "Investigators did not immediately release details about what prompted the arrest [for trespassing]."

Also from TFA: "The Broward Sheriff's Office"

I don't know either, but I'd be willing to hazard a guess.
 
2022-01-02 11:16:59 AM  
Medusa wants her look back.

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2022-01-02 11:27:20 AM  
That's a Kodak moment.
 
2022-01-02 11:38:22 AM  

holdmybones: Lsherm: Black had a three-year federal prison sentence for falsifying documents used to buy weapons at a Miami gun store commuted by President Donald Trump on his last day in office in 2020. He had served about half his sentence.

I have no idea why that was, but based on this picture alone:

[Fark user image image 850x641]

He looks like he smells bad. Based on prior experience, no one with hair like that smells good. Stank makes the hair look that way.

He seemingly went on the rape a teenage girl*. That's the sort of thing that would have been newsworthy not so long ago.
* the rapper, not Trump (at least as far as this story is concerned)


He'd better keep that under his hat.
 
2022-01-02 11:55:21 AM  
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2022-01-02 12:02:07 PM  
The worst part about this guy isn't even himself, it's that his mere existence allowed cardi b to become a household name.



 
2022-01-02 12:09:07 PM  
I bet he's guilty of having a beautiful voice too. I'd like to hear him rap the entire score to the H.M.S. Pinafore.
 
2022-01-02 12:14:20 PM  

covfefe: holdmybones: Lsherm: Black had a three-year federal prison sentence for falsifying documents used to buy weapons at a Miami gun store commuted by President Donald Trump on his last day in office in 2020. He had served about half his sentence.

I have no idea why that was, but based on this picture alone:

[Fark user image image 850x641]

He looks like he smells bad. Based on prior experience, no one with hair like that smells good. Stank makes the hair look that way.

He seemingly went on the rape a teenage girl*. That's the sort of thing that would have been newsworthy not so long ago.
* the rapper, not Trump (at least as far as this story is concerned)

He'd better keep that under his hat.


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2022-01-02 1:05:36 PM  
Betty Black
 
2022-01-02 2:56:36 PM  
Why did he get a pardon?
 
2022-01-02 3:32:50 PM  

edmo: Why did he get a pardon?


Someone "contributed" a generous amount of money to trump's campaign fund.
 
2022-01-02 7:18:29 PM  
It's German, for THE Bart, THE
 
2022-01-02 7:21:30 PM  
I remember a time when cartoon characters just worked out their problems in funny ways and didn't try to kill each other. I think we've lost that.
 
2022-01-02 8:28:12 PM  
Of course he was pardoned by a crusty old clown
 
2022-01-02 11:43:28 PM  

covfefe: I remember a time when cartoon characters just worked out their problems in funny ways and didn't try to kill each other. I think we've lost that.


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