Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Zillow)   Forever home or strip club?   (zillow.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Standardized test, High school, GreatSchools Ratings, trademarks REALTOR, Zillow Group, trademarks MLS, GreatSchools Ratings methodology, real estate brokerage licenses  
•       •       •

9205 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Dec 2021 at 8:50 AM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



140 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2021-12-27 8:03:18 AM  
Yes.
 
2021-12-27 8:55:48 AM  
*click*

I don't see what the big deal is.  Kind of nice actually. I like the loft...

*click* *click*

Well, maybe,,,bar 2 could be used for that if you moved the pool tab...

*click*

Oh, yeah.  Swinger city, baby.
 
2021-12-27 8:57:23 AM  
Why not both?

I'd live there.
 
2021-12-27 8:57:32 AM  
Why not both?
 
2021-12-27 8:57:58 AM  
Why did the thought of Mustard Man come to mind? Sitting on the couch by himself staring at two empty poles with Techno music blaring.
A typical Farkers wet dream weekend I guess.
 
2021-12-27 8:58:23 AM  
those two trees are a liability
 
2021-12-27 8:58:25 AM  

labman: Why not both?

I'd live there.


You're sure you noted the location?
 
2021-12-27 9:00:40 AM  
That place had two poles???

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-12-27 9:00:48 AM  
I already have my forever home, a nice cemetery plot in the mountains.  I spent $350 for it.
 
2021-12-27 9:05:17 AM  
There is no sex in the Champagne Rumpus Room.
 
2021-12-27 9:06:56 AM  
Personally, to me, the most disgusting thing about a strip club is the other men who are there, so if I had the money, the idea of hiring a few strippers for a private show would actually be more tempting than actually going out to a strip club.

Then again, if I followed that path, I probably wouldn't stay wealthy very long, and would have to sell my house on the internet or something.
 
2021-12-27 9:07:26 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: There is no sex in the Champagne Rumpus Room.


If you own the Champagne Rumpus Room, I think you get to make the rules
 
2021-12-27 9:08:16 AM  
$39 HOA fee?  Oddly specific and low.
 
2021-12-27 9:08:44 AM  
Nice laundry room.

What?
 
2021-12-27 9:09:02 AM  
Someone from the Colts or Pacers owns that?
 
2021-12-27 9:11:31 AM  
Not enthralled with the kitchen.
 
2021-12-27 9:13:30 AM  
gannett-cdn.comView Full Size


Curious.
 
2021-12-27 9:13:58 AM  
Wouldn't pay a penny over 600k for it.

Location, location, location
 
2021-12-27 9:14:15 AM  
Forever home?

th.bing.comView Full Size
 
2021-12-27 9:15:10 AM  

ChubbyTiger: Not enthralled with the kitchen.


Agreed.  The blue strip lighting in the ceiling made me think someone was prepping to paint it

Also, I don't understand the point of the decorative boxes in the pantry.  It might keep like things together, like your 'condements', but it slows you down when making your shopping list if you have to look through each one
 
2021-12-27 9:15:33 AM  
Who's that on the kitchen TV? DeNiro or Frankenstein?

photos.zillowstatic.comView Full Size
 
2021-12-27 9:15:35 AM  
My guess is the owner is in the sex worker business. If they were swingers I would have expected more "special" decorations in the bedrooms. This looks like someone who throws private parties, with some guests that are people of "Negotiable Virtue."

Who else would allow a bathing suit picture in their real estate ad? Unless it is someone who considers it advertising.
 
2021-12-27 9:15:43 AM  
Upstairs is where rich mom and dad lived. 35 year old neck beard son lived in the basement. The sheriff will need to forcefully remove him after the sale.
 
2021-12-27 9:15:53 AM  
Also that price history is a great picture of where the real estate market is headed (again unfortunately)

Hold on to your butts
 
2021-12-27 9:16:08 AM  

kokomo61: Who's that on the kitchen TV? DeNiro or Frankenstein?

[photos.zillowstatic.com image 850x615]


Or maybe DeNiro AS Frankenstein.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.comView Full Size
 
2021-12-27 9:16:09 AM  
Mother-in-law quarters with kitchenette & private entrance.

This is where the stripper poles are, right?
 
2021-12-27 9:17:24 AM  
Even if that house was perfect (it's not) it is still in Indianapolis. Who in the ever living fark wants to live in Indianapolis?
 
2021-12-27 9:19:09 AM  

ChubbyTiger: Not enthralled with the kitchen.


Maybe just add another stripper pole in there then...
 
2021-12-27 9:19:52 AM  
Looks pretty sweet. Too bad it's in Indiana.
 
2021-12-27 9:23:30 AM  
That is right off of Geist Reservoir. I'm going with owned by swingers.
 
2021-12-27 9:24:15 AM  

ScrimBoy: $39 HOA fee?  Oddly specific and low.


Daily
 
2021-12-27 9:24:31 AM  
Someone that blew the lottery money and spent it all on ugly strippers and crappy blow.....in Indianapolis?
 
2021-12-27 9:25:27 AM  
Has no one noticed the carpeted bath tub?!
 
2021-12-27 9:27:47 AM  

PawisBetlog: Wouldn't pay a penny over 600k for it.

Location, location, location


You aren't wrong. If you move the house 3 lots to the right, it becomes a million-dollar waterfront property.
 
2021-12-27 9:27:49 AM  

GardenWeasel: ScrimBoy: $39 HOA fee?  Oddly specific and low.

Daily


That would make more sense.
 
2021-12-27 9:31:39 AM  
Guy in Miami did this. Said he was training strippers or porn stars or something. Sounded like a high end brothel

Expensive neighborhood, he got shut down over noise complaints
 
2021-12-27 9:32:30 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Forever home?

[th.bing.com image 625x406]


I read that as "I SHOULD BUY A MOUSE".
 
2021-12-27 9:33:00 AM  
Difficulty: Indiana
 
2021-12-27 9:33:25 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Has no one noticed the carpeted bath tub?!


Looks like the whole bathroom is carpet.  Yuck.  Just do heated floors.

The decor of this place sucks.
 
2021-12-27 9:33:39 AM  

ScrimBoy: $39 HOA fee?  Oddly specific and low.


Plus a two drink minimum
 
2021-12-27 9:34:07 AM  

ScrimBoy: $39 HOA fee?  Oddly specific and low.


Hourly fee.
 
2021-12-27 9:34:43 AM  

Oneiros: ChubbyTiger: Not enthralled with the kitchen.

Agreed.  The blue strip lighting in the ceiling made me think someone was prepping to paint it

Also, I don't understand the point of the decorative boxes in the pantry.  It might keep like things together, like your 'condements', but it slows you down when making your shopping list if you have to look through each one


That's what the help is for. What? You going to run that house by yourself?
 
2021-12-27 9:35:15 AM  

ScrimBoy: $39 HOA fee?  Oddly specific and low.


Nothing says "I formed my own HOA so nobody else can tell me what to do" like a $39 HOA fee. That probably covers the annual filing fee.
 
2021-12-27 9:35:25 AM  
Anyone who puts carpet in a bathroom is a complete and total farking moron.

I hope nobody pooped and then flushed with the lid still open...that carpet has got to smell worse than a wet dog that rolled in pig shiat.
 
2021-12-27 9:35:40 AM  
Overall the house still looks like 1983 premium builder grade. If it wasn't on Geist, it wouldn't list over $500K (in the Indy market)
 
2021-12-27 9:39:35 AM  
Man. I could sell everything and absolutely ball out of control in Gary Indiana.  Get a stripper wife/house.
 
2021-12-27 9:42:03 AM  
Seascape Ct., Indianapolis

Say what?
 
2021-12-27 9:42:50 AM  
If the 1990's were a home it would that.
 
2021-12-27 9:44:50 AM  

kokomo61: kokomo61: Who's that on the kitchen TV? DeNiro or Frankenstein?

[photos.zillowstatic.com image 850x615]

Or maybe DeNiro AS Frankenstein.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 300x168]


Probably the only role he is qualified to play. Just grunt and shout on screen. Maybe if he did it with a fake mobster accent.
 
2021-12-27 9:46:58 AM  

Por que tan serioso: Man. I could sell everything and absolutely ball out of control in Gary Indiana.  Get a stripper wife/house.


You really don't want your house in Gary.  No amount of stripper parfum is gonna disguise the lovely chemical stink of the nearby industries.
 
Displayed 50 of 140 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.