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(Japan Today)   West coast Farkers ahould prepare for either giant monsters or super powers and/or giant monsters with super powers   (japantoday.com) divider line
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2021-12-22 12:02:22 PM  
Simpsons did it.
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2021-12-22 1:32:59 PM  
ahould?
 
2021-12-22 1:52:10 PM  
Wonder Twins activate?
 
2021-12-22 1:53:02 PM  
The Dutch grocery store?
 
2021-12-22 1:54:33 PM  
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2021-12-22 1:56:29 PM  
If you thought goblin sharks looked weird now, just wait...
 
2021-12-22 1:56:46 PM  
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop getting raped by tentacle monsters.
 
2021-12-22 1:59:04 PM  
PETCO files for approval of Fukushima plant water release
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2021-12-22 1:59:46 PM  
I know it's supposed to be cold as a witches tit in a brass bra here soonish
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2021-12-22 2:02:01 PM  
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2021-12-22 2:02:28 PM  

blatz514: ahould?


my bad
 
2021-12-22 2:03:22 PM  
Thought this was about the quake - why not both?
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2021-12-22 2:05:56 PM  
how many gallons of water are in the Pacific Ocean?
 
2021-12-22 2:09:29 PM  

asciibaron: how many gallons of water are in the Pacific Ocean?


I have it on good authority that it's more than one.
 
2021-12-22 2:13:57 PM  

Incog_Neeto: asciibaron: how many gallons of water are in the Pacific Ocean?

I have it on good authority that it's more than one.


whew, i was concerned.
 
2021-12-22 2:17:09 PM  

Incog_Neeto: asciibaron: how many gallons of water are in the Pacific Ocean?

I have it on good authority that it's more than one.


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2021-12-22 2:23:20 PM  
We just need to learn the Mothra song.

【フル歌詞】モスラの歌(Mothra's Song)作曲・古関裕而 - cover -
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2021-12-22 2:27:20 PM  
Gotta get kaiju somehow.
 
2021-12-22 2:28:14 PM  
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2021-12-22 2:33:45 PM  
Do you want Godzilla?  Because this is how you get Godzilla!
 
2021-12-22 2:41:32 PM  
I suspect you'd measure a banana equivalent dosage in cubic miles of seawater.
 
2021-12-22 2:43:04 PM  
I'm not even remotely farking concerned.

The ocean is farking huge.
 
2021-12-22 2:45:32 PM  

OldRod: Do you want Godzilla?  Because this is how you get Godzilla!


That's how you get the king, baby
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2021-12-22 2:55:08 PM  
As the contaminated water sits in the tanks right now, what is the half life of the radiation? I assume there is more than 1 radioactive element in it.
 
2021-12-22 2:57:09 PM  

meat0918: I'm not even remotely farking concerned.

The ocean is farking huge.


This. People don't realize just how gigantic the oceans are. Even the radiation that has already leaked into the Pacific Ocean from the Fukushima incident made no major difference, because the Pacific Ocean is nearly 160 million cubic miles in volume.

Cubic miles. I can't even conceive of one of those, let alone millions.
 
2021-12-22 3:03:37 PM  

austerity101: meat0918: I'm not even remotely farking concerned.

The ocean is farking huge.

This. People don't realize just how gigantic the oceans are. Even the radiation that has already leaked into the Pacific Ocean from the Fukushima incident made no major difference, because the Pacific Ocean is nearly 160 million cubic miles in volume.

Cubic miles. I can't even conceive of one of those, let alone millions.


Even giant oceans have currents that concentrate flows and accumulation areas. And the western pacific flows/concentrates directly to the USA.
 
2021-12-22 3:12:11 PM  

moku9: blatz514: ahould?

my bad


no no, this is an ongoing test to see if typos are more likely to get green-lit; yea that's it, that's the ticket
 
2021-12-22 3:14:09 PM  

fat boy: As the contaminated water sits in the tanks right now, what is the half life of the radiation? I assume there is more than 1 radioactive element in it.


The one they can't easily extract is tritium, a weak beta emitter with a 12.3 year half life.
 
2021-12-22 3:16:07 PM  
Fingers crossed for giant centerfolds.
 
2021-12-22 3:23:59 PM  

moku9: austerity101: meat0918: I'm not even remotely farking concerned.

The ocean is farking huge.

This. People don't realize just how gigantic the oceans are. Even the radiation that has already leaked into the Pacific Ocean from the Fukushima incident made no major difference, because the Pacific Ocean is nearly 160 million cubic miles in volume.

Cubic miles. I can't even conceive of one of those, let alone millions.

Even giant oceans have currents that concentrate flows and accumulation areas. And the western pacific flows/concentrates directly to the USA.


Sure, buddy. That means all the radiation from Fukushima has been concentrated right at us, right? Sure.
 
2021-12-22 3:26:57 PM  

moku9: austerity101: meat0918: I'm not even remotely farking concerned.

The ocean is farking huge.

This. People don't realize just how gigantic the oceans are. Even the radiation that has already leaked into the Pacific Ocean from the Fukushima incident made no major difference, because the Pacific Ocean is nearly 160 million cubic miles in volume.

Cubic miles. I can't even conceive of one of those, let alone millions.

Even giant oceans have currents that concentrate flows and accumulation areas. And the western pacific flows/concentrates directly to the USA.


Tell me you don't understand how large the ocean is compared to the volume of material being released without telling me you don't understand how large the ocean is compared to the volume of material being released.
 
2021-12-22 4:48:19 PM  
Never heard of a farker named ahould. Should I have?
 
2021-12-22 4:52:43 PM  
Subby: Just say, "Big fingers, small keys."  That's what I do anyway.

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2021-12-22 6:42:31 PM  

asciibaron: how many gallons of water are in the Pacific Ocean?


Roughly 174000 quadrillion.

And, the level of remaining nigh-irremovable tritium in the water is infinitesimal to begin with.
 
2021-12-22 10:41:30 PM  

blatz514: ahould?


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