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(SFGate)   Drakeo the Ruler officially changes name to Caesar Drakeo   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Hip hop music, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, L.A. hip-hop, Eminem, Darrell Caldwell, LOS ANGELES, South L.A.  
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1220 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Dec 2021 at 9:41 PM (28 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-12-19 7:28:10 PM  
"Acquitted of felony murder and attempted murder charges, county prosecutors pursued a retrial on conspiracy charges around the murder. Caldwell ultimately accepted a plea deal and was released in November 2020."

"Et tu, Karma?"
2021-12-19 7:36:50 PM  
"I live a nervous life. I gotta look around and watch my back from police and these other (people) out here," he told the Times in 2018. "(People) want to kill me."

Quelle surprise, it was the "other people" after all, just like statistics overwhelmingly suggest.
2021-12-19 7:50:19 PM  
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look.
2021-12-19 8:53:15 PM  
Is it "drah-KAY-oh" or "DRAYKE-oh?"

Or "DRAY-key-oh?"
2021-12-19 10:31:11 PM  
He shouldn't have called Hermione a mud blood.
2021-12-19 10:32:22 PM  

Shostie: Is it "drah-KAY-oh" or "DRAYKE-oh?"

Or "DRAY-key-oh?"

It's pronounced "throatwarbler mangrove" or "throatwobbler mangrove," depending on what region you're from.
2021-12-19 10:36:05 PM  
Sounds like another case of Don't Start Nothin v. Won't Be Nothin.

It sounds like sadly someone ignored the statute and started somethin.

2021-12-19 11:44:46 PM  
He's the legislator whose harsh and unforgiving laws gave rise to the adjective "drakeonian," currently in common usage.  So I'm told.
2021-12-20 12:32:03 AM  
I'll wait for Twitter to tell me why this is the fault of someone else.
2021-12-20 1:20:30 AM  

Shostie: Is it "drah-KAY-oh" or "DRAYKE-oh?"

Or "DRAY-key-oh?"

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2021-12-20 3:15:43 AM  
Measure twice, cut once.
2021-12-20 3:58:24 AM  
Apparently that guy had something like album of the year last year, covered by npr, gq, and the Washington Post.

I've never heard of him, but as the philosopher Christopher Wallace once said, you're nobody until somebody kills you.

I guess I'll listen to this dead man's music now.
2021-12-20 5:03:46 AM  
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2021-12-20 5:20:02 AM  
Make your money and get out of the god damn game, leave the street bullshiat alone. He had a promising music career and now his life is over over some dumb street beef. Stabbed in the damn neck at a concert, Jesus that's rough. He should of taken his money and moved to a gated community or some shiat, stop kicking it with his friends that still lived the criminal life. shiat happens way too much.
2021-12-20 5:30:47 AM  
Funny how they can end a festival early when it is one of the artists who gets hurt. Take note, Astroworld naysayers, how ending a rap festival early didn't suddenly erupt in thousands of people rioting...
2021-12-20 8:06:49 AM  
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2021-12-20 10:34:35 AM  
Et tu, Homie?
2021-12-20 10:42:20 AM  

Shostie: Is it "drah-KAY-oh" or "DRAYKE-oh?"

Or "DRAY-key-oh?"

He's offspring of Drake and Sandra Oh. Drake-Oh.
2021-12-20 11:21:57 AM  

Get Rich or Try Dyin': Shostie: Is it "drah-KAY-oh" or "DRAYKE-oh?"

Or "DRAY-key-oh?"

He's offspring of Drake and Sandra Oh. Drake-Oh.

Isn't he too busy grooming Millie Bobby Brown?
2021-12-20 1:02:33 PM  
Liveth by the Sword...
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