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(   Latest crisis down in Australia? Red-winged parrots getting drunk from eating fermenting mangoes in the Kimberley. "We're hearing a few reports of flying into windows and sitting on the floor, not being able to fly"   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Veterinary medicine, Veterinarian, Fermentation, Alcohol intoxication, Fruit, past week, Parrot, fallen fruit  
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492 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 19 Dec 2021 at 6:14 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-12-19 3:08:04 PM  
Well of course they can't fly. They just bounced off a damned window!
2021-12-19 4:30:38 PM  
The red winged parrot should be the official bird of Fark
2021-12-19 4:48:22 PM  
better than carnavious ponys. ..... I think.
2021-12-19 5:25:27 PM  

optikeye: better than carnavious ponys. ..... I think.

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"How the fark many of these things do I gotta eat before I get a buzz? Why don't I just cut out the middlebird and eat the mangoes myself?"
2021-12-19 10:29:22 PM  
I have trouble believing that Australian birds can't handle their drink.
2021-12-20 1:07:09 AM  
Are we able to sponsor these birds?
2021-12-20 1:46:08 PM  
This article fails without video of drunk birds.

Also this scientist may be a doctor but he needs to stick to plants:

Professor Considine confirmed fermented mango is not harmful to humans because we are unlikely to eat a mango that has reached that point. "It's a unique smell," he said. "People would know if they were eating a mango that had gone so far as to have appreciable levels of alcohol."It wouldn't taste so good anymore, and it would be kind of soft and mushy."

RedWing MangoWindow IPA now on sale at your local Mr. Thrifty.
2021-12-20 7:08:37 PM  
Beg pardon, what is "the" Kimberley?
2021-12-20 8:59:10 PM  
Try brown bears drunk pff
2021-12-20 9:00:30 PM  
off their asses off of fermented corn spilled from train grain cars.

Nasty drunks.
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