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(BestLife)   You may have noticed some things that have been in your mouth recently, and perhaps some things that haven't been   (bestlifeonline.com) divider line
    More: PSA, Mouth, Symptoms, Blood sugar, Xerostomia, Diabetes mellitus, root cause, range of unpleasant symptoms, Lip  
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2021-12-17 2:56:55 PM  
I read that headline in the voice of Jennifer Anniston's character in horrible bosses.
 
2021-12-17 3:10:10 PM  
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2021-12-17 3:12:09 PM  
This reads like one of those quack medical articles, and I suspect that's exactly what this is.

Mods, how could you greenlight this?
 
2021-12-17 3:28:54 PM  
Sun In My Mouth
Youtube 2z8zwuWFwRc
 
2021-12-17 3:30:00 PM  
Goldfrapp - Moon In Your Mouth (Official Audio)
Youtube pFCqp6I2lcs
 
2021-12-17 3:38:46 PM  
For those who don't want to RTFA:
Dry Mouth, and mouth sores.
 
2021-12-17 3:50:27 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: This reads like one of those quack medical articles, and I suspect that's exactly what this is.

Mods, how could you greenlight this?


No, no.  This is fine.

It means that being a drooling idiot is finally working in my favor!  No dry mouth here *slurp* !
 
2021-12-17 4:36:55 PM  
So meth and chronic alcoholism lead to false positives for diabetes.  Got it.
 
2021-12-17 4:55:39 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: This reads like one of those quack medical articles, and I suspect that's exactly what this is.

Mods, how could you greenlight this?


The links at the end offer even better forms of doom-scrolling-for-hypochondriacs.

If You See This on Your Nails, It Could Be a Tell-Tale Sign of Diabetes
If You're Sweating at Night, It Could Be a Sign of These Kinds of Cancer


The one I didn't see yet: If You Are Breathing, It Could Be a Sign You Will Eventually Die
 
2021-12-17 4:58:05 PM  
That reminds me...subby, have your mom call me.
 
2021-12-17 5:04:51 PM  
Damn... I get dry mouth probably a couple times a week... usually accompanied by the munchies due to low blood sugar I bet!
 
2021-12-17 7:47:18 PM  
Meh. I have enough drool for two people, and I was an undiagnosed diabetic for years.
 
2021-12-17 7:59:08 PM  
Was it butter?  I bet it was butter!

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2021-12-17 11:12:40 PM  

johnny_vegas: Was it butter?  I bet it was butter!

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Obviously she's not married.

And I'm not referring to her lack of a wedding ring.
 
2021-12-18 1:29:50 AM  

johnny_vegas: Was it butter?  I bet it was butter!

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That is the grossest thing I've seen all week. If I'm going to consume that many calories, I at least want it to be in something tasty that I can savour as I eat it to make the weight gain seem worthwhile.

/calories have ruined my life
 
2021-12-18 12:33:07 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: This reads like one of those quack medical articles, and I suspect that's exactly what this is.

Mods, how could you greenlight this?


Ok doctor
 
2021-12-18 12:38:56 PM  
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