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2021-12-17 9:41:38 AM  
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2021-12-17 9:58:06 AM  
 
2021-12-17 10:14:22 AM  
Pouring one out
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2021-12-17 10:49:55 AM  
All his flavors were guaranteed to satisfy.
 
2021-12-17 11:18:41 AM  
He must have been the Emperor of Ice Cream.
 
2021-12-17 11:18:50 AM  
Tom Waits - Ice Cream Man Live in Denver 1975.wmv
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2021-12-17 11:19:59 AM  
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2021-12-17 11:20:30 AM  
STOP! I WANT AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH!
 
2021-12-17 11:21:04 AM  
I expected to see hundreds of kids running after the procession.
 
2021-12-17 11:21:36 AM  
Ice Cream Man (2015 Remaster)
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2021-12-17 11:21:54 AM  

Pinche Mateo: Jeremy DeWhip?

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Jeremy DeWitte and Charlie Zelenoff need to be locked in a room together with a gun and then the person who walks out gets shot.
 
2021-12-17 11:25:03 AM  
Good Humour my arse.
 
2021-12-17 11:25:24 AM  
Undercover cop funeral.
 
2021-12-17 11:25:58 AM  
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But there was no body to bury...
 
2021-12-17 11:28:48 AM  

DaMoGan: I expected to see hundreds of kids running after the procession.


I expect them to run away when they hear this cacophonous horror movie soundtrack
 
2021-12-17 11:29:16 AM  
Let's Listen The 'Mister Softee' Ice Cream Truck Theme Extended
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Play at 0.25 playback speed
 
2021-12-17 11:30:04 AM  
You know what? Good for them. I know my funeral isn't going to be as boss as this.
 
2021-12-17 11:30:52 AM  
it's good to see a real hero get their respect. every time i see hundreds of cops turn out for the piggie bye bye i wonder why post office workers, pharmacists and shoe salesmen don't get the same send off.
 
2021-12-17 11:31:46 AM  
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2021-12-17 11:33:03 AM  
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2021-12-17 11:33:33 AM  
 
2021-12-17 11:36:41 AM  
CSB: There used to be an ice cream truck that would drive by my house everyday playing the 'Lambada'. You know the sensual version. It was so farked up
 
2021-12-17 11:40:27 AM  

sinko swimo: it's good to see a real hero get their respect. every time i see hundreds of cops turn out for the piggie bye bye i wonder why post office workers, pharmacists and shoe salesmen don't get the same send off.


They could if post office workers and shoe salesmen wanted to do it. Cops care enough about each other to come out in force. A cop here died from a stabbing years ago and cops from across the country attended to pay their respects. If you value somebody enough to want to give some of your time to their final sendoff nobody is going to stop you.
 
2021-12-17 11:42:25 AM  
At least it wasn't "Turkey in the Straw"
 
2021-12-17 11:42:33 AM  
Irving Maimway:

I thought Robert "Mister Softee" Prongay was already dead.

I thought that was Michael Stipe?


Yeah, yeah probably obscure even for Fark.  He played an ice cream vendor on The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
 
2021-12-17 11:45:16 AM  

DaMoGan: I expected to see hundreds of kids running after the procession.


In my old work van I hooked up a PA system with a horn in the grill. My old Nokia phone had a ring tone that sounded like an ice cream truck.
Any time I drove through an apartment complex, I'd play the tune over the PA and a bunch of kids would come running out with dollars in their hands, only to look utterly disappointed as I drove past.
 
2021-12-17 11:53:04 AM  
Eddie Murphy Chased Down An Ice Cream Truck | Netflix Is A Joke
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2021-12-17 11:53:31 AM  
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2021-12-17 11:54:33 AM  
So did they just stick a popsicle stick up his ass and throw him the freezer?
 
2021-12-17 11:56:27 AM  

MythDragon: DaMoGan: I expected to see hundreds of kids running after the procession.

In my old work van I hooked up a PA system with a horn in the grill. My old Nokia phone had a ring tone that sounded like an ice cream truck.
Any time I drove through an apartment complex, I'd play the tune over the PA and a bunch of kids would come running out with dollars in their hands, only to look utterly disappointed as I drove past.


Wow are you an asshole...
 
2021-12-17 12:01:15 PM  
I cry, you cry, we all cry when they die.
 
2021-12-17 12:04:21 PM  
The dead man was found in the back of his ice cream truck covered in chocolate sauce and sprinkles.  Police think he may have topped himself...
 
2021-12-17 12:04:30 PM  
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2021-12-17 12:19:00 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: I cry, you cry, we all cry when they die.


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2021-12-17 12:23:29 PM  
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2021-12-17 12:33:57 PM  

Quinzy: MythDragon: DaMoGan: I expected to see hundreds of kids running after the procession.

In my old work van I hooked up a PA system with a horn in the grill. My old Nokia phone had a ring tone that sounded like an ice cream truck.
Any time I drove through an apartment complex, I'd play the tune over the PA and a bunch of kids would come running out with dollars in their hands, only to look utterly disappointed as I drove past.

Wow are you an asshole...


I never claimed otherwise.
 
2021-12-17 12:48:15 PM  
I'm let down that there wasn't a horde of children following behind waiting for the trucks to stop.
 
2021-12-17 12:49:18 PM  

ranev700: At least it wasn't "Turkey in the Straw"


Around here it is often "The Entertainer"
 
2021-12-17 12:56:13 PM  
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2021-12-17 12:59:30 PM  
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2021-12-17 1:03:13 PM  
I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by.

I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by.

All my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
 
2021-12-17 1:14:07 PM  

catmandu: ranev700: At least it wasn't "Turkey in the Straw"

Around here it is often "The Entertainer"


The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays "It's A Small World" over and over and over.  It's almost like being on the ride.
 
2021-12-17 1:19:58 PM  
Well did they sell enough ice cream to pay for the funeral or not?

Van Halen - Van Halen - Ice Cream Man
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2021-12-17 1:20:14 PM  

RTOGUY: sinko swimo: it's good to see a real hero get their respect. every time i see hundreds of cops turn out for the piggie bye bye i wonder why post office workers, pharmacists and shoe salesmen don't get the same send off.

They could if post office workers and shoe salesmen wanted to do it. Cops care enough about each other to come out in force. A cop here died from a stabbing years ago and cops from across the country attended to pay their respects. If you value somebody enough to want to give some of your time to their final sendoff nobody is going to stop you.


Thiere the only ones who are so self-important that they block off streets and roll thru the busiest parts of town by the hundreds, all on company time, instead of doing thiere jobs.

/ much like bicyclists, in herds
// Yeah, it's a dangerous job, but so is driving transport, or Ice cream truckers.
/// If they had blocked streets like the police do, The cops woulda been thiere in force... to stop them
 
2021-12-17 1:59:27 PM  
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RIP Ice Cream Jones
 
2021-12-17 2:03:58 PM  

Quinzy: MythDragon: DaMoGan: I expected to see hundreds of kids running after the procession.

In my old work van I hooked up a PA system with a horn in the grill. My old Nokia phone had a ring tone that sounded like an ice cream truck.
Any time I drove through an apartment complex, I'd play the tune over the PA and a bunch of kids would come running out with dollars in their hands, only to look utterly disappointed as I drove past.

Wow are you an asshole...


How else was he going to get a child in van? Spray paint "free candy" on the side?
 
2021-12-17 2:26:07 PM  
the DailyFail doesn't know who died.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10321541/Fleet-ICE-CREAM-vans-join-fellow-sellers-funeral-cortege.html
Warm hearts: Fleet of ICE CREAM vans join fellow seller's funeral cortege as they pay touching tribute
- Did you know the ice-cream man? Email: s­am*ba­ke­r[nospam-﹫-backwards]enilnol­ia­m*co­*uk

The clip was recorded on the way to a cemetery in Camberwell, south London earlier today.
 
2021-12-17 2:40:45 PM  

crzybtch: So did they just stick a popsicle stick up his ass and throw him the freezer?


no it was more dignified than that. they covered him in caramel and then dipped him in chocolate fudge then put sprinkles on him.
 
2021-12-17 2:49:36 PM  
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2021-12-17 3:04:51 PM  
Nightmare fuel.
 
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