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    More: Sick, Crime, Austin Todd Stryker, Murder, 21-year-old Hannah Bender, life sentence, 24-year-old man, Organized crime, Gang  
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2021-12-17 9:24:31 AM  
As previously reported by Law&Crime, authorities and witnesses testified that Stryker was a member of a gang called "THIS." The gang's leader, 79-year-old Jerry Harper,

Whiskey.
Tango.
Foxtrot.
 
2021-12-17 1:00:38 PM  

Unobtanium: As previously reported by Law&Crime, authorities and witnesses testified that Stryker was a member of a gang called "THIS." The gang's leader, 79-year-old Jerry Harper,

Whiskey.
Tango.
Foxtrot.


OG
 
2021-12-17 2:30:50 PM  
Good.

Asshole popped her from the back with no warning.
 
2021-12-17 2:31:19 PM  
Obviously Stryker did not heed Norm McDonald's advice on "shallow graves".
 
2021-12-17 2:33:17 PM  
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2021-12-17 2:34:12 PM  
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2021-12-17 2:35:40 PM  
He is so smart!  He is so smart!  S-M-R-T!  I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
 
2021-12-17 2:36:54 PM  
When I was in jail, nobody referred to each other as "smart". If someone appeared "smart" they would simply be called "educated", not anything else. Why? BECAUSE YOU'RE IN JAIL! SMART PEOPLE STAY OUT OF JAIL!
 
2021-12-17 2:38:38 PM  
Superior Court Judge Kathlene F. Gosselin

How did she manage law school with all those kids?
 
2021-12-17 2:40:16 PM  
THIS what?

The suspense is killing me
 
2021-12-17 2:50:04 PM  

downstairs: Unobtanium: As previously reported by Law&Crime, authorities and witnesses testified that Stryker was a member of a gang called "THIS." The gang's leader, 79-year-old Jerry Harper,

Whiskey.
Tango.
Foxtrot.

OG


These guys are "big time"! You got to be big time to hit a Dollar General.
 
2021-12-17 2:50:20 PM  

downstairs: Unobtanium: As previously reported by Law&Crime, authorities and witnesses testified that Stryker was a member of a gang called "THIS." The gang's leader, 79-year-old Jerry Harper,

Whiskey.
Tango.
Foxtrot.

OG


What does the Olive Garden have to do with this?
 
2021-12-17 2:53:35 PM  
Smart, but not quite smart enough. And he'll have the rest of his life to reflect on that.
 
2021-12-17 3:01:09 PM  
I didn't read the article, but claiming it was a  suicide by stabbing herself 30 times and then shooting herself in the head doesn't seem like a smart theory for creating reasonable doubt.
 
2021-12-17 3:13:15 PM  

baorao: I didn't read the article, but claiming it was a  suicide by stabbing herself 30 times and then shooting herself in the head doesn't seem like a smart theory for creating reasonable doubt.


He claims she accidentally shot herself in the head and then in order for him to get rid of the body, he stabbed her so that all the blood would drain out so the corpse wouldn't be so heavy. Sounds perfectly cromulent to me
 
2021-12-17 3:13:47 PM  
Say what you want. But he gets 3 meals a day and a bed rent free!
 
2021-12-17 3:17:29 PM  
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2021-12-17 3:23:20 PM  
Stryker...

The 80s hair band Christian metal was bad enough.  Now this??
 
2021-12-17 3:26:22 PM  

baorao: I didn't read the article, but claiming it was a  suicide by stabbing herself 30 times and then shooting herself in the head doesn't seem like a smart theory for creating reasonable doubt.


Wasn't there a linked article yesterday about a case getting reopend decades after declared a suicide because she would have had to have continued stabbing herself after she died?
 
2021-12-17 3:28:22 PM  
All this for the proceeds one would get from robbing a dollar store.
 
2021-12-17 3:37:07 PM  

bababa: All this for the proceeds one would get from robbing a dollar store.


Not trying to be an asshole contrarian but maybe Dollar General might get more cash using customers while fancy stores like Target or Walmart have customers using credit/debit cards
Bet the switch to a cashless society is hitting stickup men hard
 
2021-12-17 3:39:32 PM  

Hey Nurse!: baorao: I didn't read the article, but claiming it was a  suicide by stabbing herself 30 times and then shooting herself in the head doesn't seem like a smart theory for creating reasonable doubt.

He claims she accidentally shot herself in the head and then in order for him to get rid of the body, he stabbed her so that all the blood would drain out so the corpse wouldn't be so heavy. Sounds perfectly cromulent to me


ahhh. we had one of those around here. a dude was on video with a woman at a liquor store at 1:30AM and she never made it home.

he said she had a seizure in his basement and died, so he cut off her head with a sawzall so that he could fit the body in some trash bags. didn't want to bother anyone with paperwork and such.
 
2021-12-17 4:04:26 PM  

baorao: Hey Nurse!: baorao: I didn't read the article, but claiming it was a  suicide by stabbing herself 30 times and then shooting herself in the head doesn't seem like a smart theory for creating reasonable doubt.

He claims she accidentally shot herself in the head and then in order for him to get rid of the body, he stabbed her so that all the blood would drain out so the corpse wouldn't be so heavy. Sounds perfectly cromulent to me

ahhh. we had one of those around here. a dude was on video with a woman at a liquor store at 1:30AM and she never made it home.

he said she had a seizure in his basement and died, so he cut off her head with a sawzall so that he could fit the body in some trash bags. didn't want to bother anyone with paperwork and such.


The guy was just "thinking outside the box" to solve the problem and the Man comes down hard on him for doing it.  Conservatives hate innovation!
 
2021-12-17 4:05:46 PM  

zimbomba63: downstairs: Unobtanium: As previously reported by Law&Crime, authorities and witnesses testified that Stryker was a member of a gang called "THIS." The gang's leader, 79-year-old Jerry Harper,

Whiskey.
Tango.
Foxtrot.

OG

These guys are "big time"! You got to be big time to hit a Dollar General.



That was my second thought, after "...how horrible..."

Murdering someone and throwing away the rest of your life for a haul from the Dollar store?
I hope the other convicts and guards call him "Dollar Boy" for the duration of his stay.

He should be reminded every moment of every day just what an idiot-asshole he is.
 
2021-12-17 4:10:01 PM  

downstairs: Unobtanium: As previously reported by Law&Crime, authorities and witnesses testified that Stryker was a member of a gang called "THIS." The gang's leader, 79-year-old Jerry Harper,

Whiskey.
Tango.
Foxtrot.


Everyone reading this is now a member of the gang called "WTF".
 
2021-12-17 4:27:47 PM  

bababa: All this for the proceeds one would get from robbing a dollar store.


That's where the dollars are!
 
2021-12-17 4:41:44 PM  
So, a 79-year old man who claims to be the head of a gang called "THIS" tells you to murder a woman because she might squeal on the gang's recent robbery of a Dollar General...?  And, you do it?!
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2021-12-17 4:43:32 PM  

spongeboob: bababa: All this for the proceeds one would get from robbing a dollar store.

Not trying to be an asshole contrarian but maybe Dollar General might get more cash using customers while fancy stores like Target or Walmart have customers using credit/debit cards
Bet the switch to a cashless society is hitting stickup men hard


Anyone sticking up stores is a moron to start with. Fraud is much more lucrative and the penalties far lower. Just read a story the other day about someone who defrauded the covid loan program for millions of dollars and was only facing a 6 year jail sentence. Sticking up a gas station is a 10 year minimum in some places and you're likely to get like $57 instead of millions.
 
2021-12-17 4:59:47 PM  

zimbomba63: he said she had a seizure in his basement and died, so he cut off her head with a sawzall so that he could fit the body in some trash bags. didn't want to bother anyone with paperwork and such.


The guy was just "thinking outside the box" to solve the problem and the Man comes down hard on him for doing it.  Conservatives hate innovation!


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2021-12-17 5:04:48 PM  
FTA: Superior Court Judge Kathlene F. Gosselin handed down a life sentence without the possibility of parole to Austin Todd Stryker for killing 21-year-old Hannah Bender

The guy is innocent! Here's the one who stabbed Bender
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2021-12-17 5:14:40 PM  

SBinRR: Stryker...

The 80s hair band Christian metal was bad enough.  Now this??


That's Stryper.
 
2021-12-17 5:40:38 PM  
So this is a "smart" criminal:

1. Belongs to a gang called "THIS"
2. With a 79 year old leader
3. Robbed a Dollar General4. Shot a girl just in case she snitched5. Stabbed her multiple times so the blood would drain out and make the body "lighter"6. Made up some cock&bull story about how she shot herself in the head while looking at her phone7. Got narked out anyway by another gang member who helped dispose of the bodyMakes you wonder what a dumb criminal looks like in that part of the country.
 
2021-12-17 6:40:04 PM  

SBinRR: Stryker...

The 80s hair band Christian metal was bad enough.  Now this??


Stryker... probably not Christian...
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2021-12-17 6:56:27 PM  

srb68: SBinRR: Stryker...

The 80s hair band Christian metal was bad enough.  Now this??

That's Stryper.


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2021-12-18 5:09:30 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: zimbomba63: downstairs: Unobtanium: As previously reported by Law&Crime, authorities and witnesses testified that Stryker was a member of a gang called "THIS." The gang's leader, 79-year-old Jerry Harper,

Whiskey.
Tango.
Foxtrot.

OG

These guys are "big time"! You got to be big time to hit a Dollar General.


That was my second thought, after "...how horrible..."

Murdering someone and throwing away the rest of your life for a haul from the Dollar store?
I hope the other convicts and guards call him "Dollar Boy" for the duration of his stay.

He should be reminded every moment of every day just what an idiot-asshole he is.


The rest of his life involved robbing dollar stores. I don't think he threw away much.
 
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