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Moderator [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:31:58 AM  
Welcome to Fark's Headline of the Year 2021!

Great Fark headlines take all forms! Puns, wordplay, fun obscure references, visual, lyrics or verse, buried lede and plot twist (click through to read the story to figure out the joke - these are often some of the best), and just damn clever or a sideways look at the story or the world.

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Voting starts Thursday, December 16 and ends Tuesday, December 21, noon Eastern.

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:31:59 AM  
Witness dumps on R. Kelly


Linked article: thedailybeast.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:31:59 AM  
Band hits its name


Linked article: theguardian.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:31:59 AM  
Old Yeller takes Tommy Kirk for a walk


Linked article: hollywoodreporter.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:31:59 AM  
Matt Damon somehow regrets not having played the role of an athletic tribal smurf


Linked article: yahoo.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:31:59 AM  
You'd have to have character for it to be assassinated


Linked article: foxnews.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:00 AM  
Happy Birthday to Carlos Santana. Hope he can lead the Royals to victory


Linked article: en.wikipedia.org
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:00 AM  
Graeme Edge is out there somewhere


Linked article: theguardian.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:00 AM  
Foo Fighters postpone LA concert after Covid-19 hits "someone" within the "organization" though Grohl assures in the past they've gotten the best, the best, the best of flu


Linked article: nme.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:00 AM  
35 years ago today, a movie about a queen defending her people against invaders from another planet premiered in theaters to great acclaim


Linked article: twitter.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:00 AM  
Caine mutinies against reports of his retirement


Linked article: twitter.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:00 AM  
Lynyrd Skynyrd gytyryst cytchys Cyvyd


Linked article: hollywoodreporter.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:00 AM  
Tanzanian author wins Nobel Prize in literature, immediately spins around creating a dust devil


Linked article: ctvnews.ca
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:01 AM  
Lil Nas X covers Dolly Parton's hit. And if the filter takes care of that, well, I guess it needed to be covered


Linked article: kiro7.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:01 AM  
Baby chasing a dollar is still a baby chasing a dollar


Linked article: variety.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:01 AM  
DiCaprio in talks to play Kool-Aid Man on the big screen. Oh yeah


Linked article: deadline.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:01 AM  
You did not rank my cinematic duel first out of twenty? Prepare to die


Linked article: theguardian.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:01 AM  
Michael Fassbender goes back to his old high school for an impromptu workshop on how to make people uncomfortable while playing the flute


Linked article: cnn.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:01 AM  
Robert Downey Sr. has died. Subby never liked his talk show anyway


Linked article: cnn.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:02 AM  
I have a Bo Burnham Emmy for that


Linked article: variety.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:02 AM  
Indie rockers Wet Leg assigned someone to butter muffins at BBC. Excuse me? What?


Linked article: bbc.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:02 AM  
Should we use a 555 phone number or clear a real phone number for this show? You know what, who's gonna notice anyway


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:02 AM  
David Arquette buys his long lost twin


Linked article: wgntv.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:02 AM  
It took 20 to get 10


Linked article: pagesix.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:02 AM  
Justin Bieber fans confused by new video with Diane Keaton as love interest. Rest of us confused by existence of Justin Bieber fans


Linked article: the-sun.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:02 AM  
♬I see a little silhouetto of a man - it's shopped - it's shopped - but I'm still a fan, damn, go ♬


Linked article: sadanduseless.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:03 AM  
Live Nation's convenience fees evidently aren't high enough to cover the ultimate convenience of surviving the show


Linked article: cnn.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:03 AM  
I'm with stupid ↓


Linked article: buzzfeed.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:03 AM  
When I was in college, I got high and watched what I watched in middle school. When I graduated, I used my creative writing degree to tell you about it


Linked article: theringer.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:03 AM  
Oh, you, pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, I wrote you. And, my pretty sh*tty slang rang, pretty sh*tty slang rang so untrue. I spawned, Mr. James Bond, I'm a legend in the end, Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, by Ian Fleming penned


Linked article: newrepublic.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:03 AM  
Marvel might be teasing it, but the Macy's parade went and united the three true multiverse versions


Linked article: ew.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:03 AM  
Can my first green light be about my union going on strike?


Linked article: iatse.net
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:03 AM  
Viewers complain about bad language in TV show. Difficulty: British people, so they're complaining that there wasn't any


Linked article: independent.co.uk
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:03 AM  
Jeff Beck is about to go broke


Linked article: barrons.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:04 AM  
Chuck Cunningham has gone up to the attic for the last time


Linked article: irishecho.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:04 AM  
Meghan McCain leaving 'The View'. Unclear which child of a famous father will replace her


Linked article: thehill.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:04 AM  
Pen15 will shrivel after season two


Linked article: hollywoodreporter.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:04 AM  
Deezen's Nuts


Linked article: tmz.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:04 AM  
Friend zoned


Linked article: elle.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:04 AM  
Bust revealed at Burt Reynolds grave. Unclear if it was Sally Field's or Loni Anderson's


Linked article: local10.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:04 AM  
Grimes photographed reading Karl Marx, declares Homer Simpson a total fraud


Linked article: amp.tmz.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:04 AM  
Forty years ago today, a song was released that would become the bane of one person in every area code in the United States


Linked article: en.wikipedia.org
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:05 AM  
That meme is Robert Redford, not Zach Galifinakis. We cannot stress this enough


Linked article: avclub.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:05 AM  
Marcus Aurelius: "Consider the shortness of life, the boundless abyss of time past and future, the feebleness of all matter." The AV Club: "Guess I'd better sit down and qualitatively rank all of Weezer's 200+ songs"


Linked article: avclub.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:05 AM  
No party for Donner now


Linked article: tmz.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:05 AM  
On this date, in 1871, the New York premiere of Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" was performed, followed by an uptick in rabbit homicides in Central Park


Linked article: yourclassical.org
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:05 AM  
The Judy Garland Museum to get some rat erotica


Linked article: bringmethenews.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:05 AM  
Channing Tatum and Tom Hardy filming Afghanistan evacuation movie together, ending speculation they are the same person


Linked article: deadline.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:05 AM  
Tessa Thompson says she went "Wombat crawling" while filming "Thor: Love and Thunder," which is probably not a euphemism for some sort of complicated sex act involving Taika Waititi and Rita Ora, but with Aussies it can be hard to tell


Linked article: upi.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2021-12-16 11:32:05 AM  
Even Slipknot are ABBA fans. Maybe they could start a cover band, ABBAtoir


Linked article: nme.com
 
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