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    More: Scary, South Korean teen, Clay County, Indiana, Louisiana, Indiana University, Victim, KILL, South Korea, 13-year-old girl  
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2021-12-15 11:34:41 AM  
So the victims were prone to violins?
 
2021-12-15 12:09:52 PM  
A South Korean teen who attacked a 13-year-old girl with a knife at a violin camp at Indiana University allegedly tried to hire his cellmate at Clay County Jail in Brazil, Indiana, to kill 14 people, including the victim's parents.

Time for the comma comments.
 
2021-12-15 12:45:12 PM  
Dude, everybody knows you go for the flute player.
 
2021-12-15 12:53:00 PM  
Maybe there was a typo on his invitation.
 
2021-12-15 12:54:58 PM  
Dongwook Ko

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2021-12-15 12:55:05 PM  
Violin camp is like the playground in West Side Story, except there's no dance fights, just fiddle fights.
 
2021-12-15 12:55:39 PM  
But....what about the Sax and Violins?
 
2021-12-15 12:56:02 PM  
The perfect example of a low-intelligence psychopath. Too disorganized, impulsive, and ignorant to get away with it for long.
 
2021-12-15 12:56:26 PM  
A South Korean teen who attacked a 13-year-old girl with a knife at a violin camp at Indiana University allegedly tried to hire his cellmate at Clay County Jail in Brazil, Indiana, to kill 14 people, including the victim's parents.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2021-12-15 12:58:57 PM  
Heheh dong
 
2021-12-15 12:59:19 PM  
I got really strung out, man.
 
2021-12-15 12:59:38 PM  

Merltech: A South Korean teen who attacked a 13-year-old girl with a knife at a violin camp at Indiana University allegedly tried to hire his cellmate at Clay County Jail in Brazil, Indiana, to kill 14 people, including the victim's parents.

Time for the comma comments.


I know, i know
 
2021-12-15 1:02:11 PM  
Pro tip. Your cell mate is not your friend. He doesn't want to be there any more than you do and will roll on you in an instant if they can use it to leverage their asses out of there.
 
2021-12-15 1:02:41 PM  

bingethinker: Dude, everybody knows you go for the flute player.


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2021-12-15 1:03:32 PM  
A school employee reportedly heard her screams and immediately came to help Ko off the victim...

Well, that story certainly took a dark and unexpected turn.
 
2021-12-15 1:05:24 PM  
I'd say they should string him up, but the court shouldn't bow under pressure. Just because he was fingered, too much media exposure might fiddle with the results.

uh...

rosin. rosin rosin rosin.

p-rosin? prison? no.

String... pluck...

pluck m-i-t-a prison? p-rosin?

Dang.
 
2021-12-15 1:06:06 PM  
It would be hilarious is his last name was "Tiny".
 
2021-12-15 1:07:45 PM  
What's Korean for incel?
 
2021-12-15 1:08:04 PM  

FleshFlapps: Pro tip. Your cell mate is not your friend. He doesn't want to be there any more than you do and will roll on you in an instant if they can use it to leverage their asses out of there.


Especially, if he is sitting there with a new IPad and says, "Alright, now tell me exactly what you want me to do again, in a loud, clear voice."
 
2021-12-15 1:10:32 PM  

bingethinker: Dude, everybody knows you go for the flute player.


Give me a good tromboner any day.
 
2021-12-15 1:11:25 PM  

FleshFlapps: Pro tip. Your cell mate is not your friend. He doesn't want to be there any more than you do and will roll on you in an instant if they can use it to leverage their asses out of there.


Why would you pick anybody who gets caught in the first place?
 
2021-12-15 1:12:13 PM  
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2021-12-15 1:12:41 PM  
The first rule of violin camp....
 
2021-12-15 1:14:02 PM  

waxbeans: Now that's a dark af reboot of 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯


Donger...where is my knife ?
 
2021-12-15 1:18:08 PM  
"South Korean student"

Yeah, they crack under stress. Very stressful school system.

"Cellmate"

Kid learns fast.

"Brazil"

Huh. Weird.

"Indiana"

Oh, it makes sense now.
 
2021-12-15 1:19:31 PM  
South Korean teen in Brazil, Indiana@?!@?

I'm In Dallas, Pennsylvania at the California University. Am I safe?
 
2021-12-15 1:26:09 PM  

FleshFlapps: Pro tip. Your cell mate is not your friend. He doesn't want to be there any more than you do and will roll on you in an instant if they can use it to leverage their asses out of there.


or leverage their ass to get out
 
2021-12-15 1:26:32 PM  

fearthecowboy: A South Korean teen who attacked a 13-year-old girl with a knife at a violin camp at Indiana University allegedly tried to hire his cellmate at Clay County Jail in Brazil, Indiana, to kill 14 people, including the victim's parents.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.


Thank you, Simone.
 
2021-12-15 1:27:37 PM  

smokewon: FleshFlapps: Pro tip. Your cell mate is not your friend. He doesn't want to be there any more than you do and will roll on you in an instant if they can use it to leverage their asses out of there.

Why would you pick anybody who gets caught in the first place?


Because it's pure genius when you think about it. The hired killer will kill the targets, then get caught again and go to prison. No loose ends for Ko to worry about. What's the killer going to do, tell police that Ko was the mastermind of the crime? That would make him a snitch and snitches get stitches. The plan is foolproof.
 
2021-12-15 1:29:36 PM  

Birnone: The plan is foolproof.


In a Hollywood summer heist movie starring Ryan Reynolds sort of way.
 
2021-12-15 1:29:38 PM  

bingethinker: Dude, everybody knows you go for the flute player.


Cello players like it when there's a big instrument between their legs.
 
2021-12-15 1:34:21 PM  
... Vanya Hargreeves?
 
2021-12-15 1:50:37 PM  

zimbomba63: Violin camp is like the playground in West Side Story, except there's no dance fights, just fiddle fights.


Pro symphony violinist here. Violin Camp involved smoking copious amounts of weed, getting laid, and sometimes we practiced violin too.
 
2021-12-15 2:28:02 PM  

blatz514: Dongwook Ko

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2021-12-15 2:45:28 PM  
Ko delivered specific instructions on his list writing "TOS," "SOS" or "DOS" next to the victims' names to indicate whether they should be "terminated on site," "smashed on site" or "disabled on site," according to the Herald Times.

Is T/S/D the new M/F/K?
 
2021-12-15 3:00:18 PM  

Musikslayer: zimbomba63: Violin camp is like the playground in West Side Story, except there's no dance fights, just fiddle fights.

Pro symphony violinist here. Violin Camp involved smoking copious amounts of weed, getting laid, and sometimes we practiced violin too.


There are people who are anti symphony violinists?

"He's a symphony violinist".
"Get a rope".
 
2021-12-15 3:12:10 PM  

ZMugg: Musikslayer: zimbomba63: Violin camp is like the playground in West Side Story, except there's no dance fights, just fiddle fights.

Pro symphony violinist here. Violin Camp involved smoking copious amounts of weed, getting laid, and sometimes we practiced violin too.

There are people who are anti symphony violinists?

"He's a symphony violinist".
"Get a rope".


DAMN! What would they do to somebody with an accordion?
 
2021-12-15 3:16:52 PM  

zimbomba63: ZMugg: Musikslayer: zimbomba63: Violin camp is like the playground in West Side Story, except there's no dance fights, just fiddle fights.

Pro symphony violinist here. Violin Camp involved smoking copious amounts of weed, getting laid, and sometimes we practiced violin too.

There are people who are anti symphony violinists?

"He's a symphony violinist".
"Get a rope".

DAMN! What would they do to somebody with an accordion?


In the string world, the viola player is the one picked on the most. ;)
 
2021-12-15 3:40:36 PM  

Derp Du Jour: bingethinker: Dude, everybody knows you go for the flute player.

Give me a good tromboner any day.


What if it is rusty?
 
2021-12-15 4:00:28 PM  

Derp Du Jour: bingethinker: Dude, everybody knows you go for the flute player.

Give me a good tromboner any day.


Fine if she's a bit rusty
 
2021-12-15 5:21:09 PM  

Derp Du Jour: bingethinker: Dude, everybody knows you go for the flute player.

Give me a good tromboner any day.


There

Stewart Lee's Apple Shop Sketch
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2021-12-15 6:46:25 PM  

zimbomba63: ZMugg: Musikslayer: zimbomba63: Violin camp is like the playground in West Side Story, except there's no dance fights, just fiddle fights.

Pro symphony violinist here. Violin Camp involved smoking copious amounts of weed, getting laid, and sometimes we practiced violin too.

There are people who are anti symphony violinists?

"He's a symphony violinist".
"Get a rope".

DAMN! What would they do to somebody with an accordion?


You don't want to know...
*shudders*

Musikslayer: In the string world, the viola player is the one picked on the most. ;)


Old joke:
Viola player: Maestro, one of the flute players detuned one of my strings!
Maestro; So, tune it back up.
VP: He won't tell me which one he detuned!
 
2021-12-15 9:26:08 PM  
Probably a trump fan.
 
2021-12-15 9:26:36 PM  

Noah_Tall: Probably a trump fan.


Trumpet.   Don't know why Fark dropped the last two letters.
 
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