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(Quanta Magazine)   Space-time is being permanently altered by gravity waves we cannot control and have only been able to detect for the last five years. Next week: blaming all the world's problems on gravity waves   (quantamagazine.org) divider line
    More: Interesting, General relativity, Black hole, Gravitation, first detection of gravitational waves, structure of space-time, memory effect, gravitational wave, Gravitational wave  
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2021-12-14 11:59:45 AM  
Oh, good. I think they're finally catching on to the perennial "solar flares" excuse.
 
2021-12-14 12:05:44 PM  
I've been saying for about six years now that another plane of existence we know nothing about, possibly Lovecraftian in nature, has been influencing the world and turning people batshiat crazy-pants evil. Good to see scientists finally catching on to the obvious truth.
 
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2021-12-14 12:06:46 PM  
Shoot some tachions at the problem, that'll fix it.
Or reverse the polarity of the waves.
 
2021-12-14 12:09:05 PM  
Blame gravity waves?  I blame everything on Wavy Gravy, ever since Woodstock.

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2021-12-14 12:09:08 PM  
Gravity Waves
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2021-12-14 12:34:17 PM  
The "G" in 5G stands for Gravity waves.

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2021-12-14 12:34:49 PM  
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2021-12-14 12:38:20 PM  

BitwiseShift: Blame gravity waves?  I blame everything on Wavy Gravy, ever since Woodstock.

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There's a story about the time Wavy was called for jury duty. Under "occupation", he put: Political Activist/Frozen Dessert.

They made him Jury Foreman.

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Wanted for questioning.
 
2021-12-14 12:50:39 PM  
Sure. I'll trust the predictions from a new branch of science that's barely understood.
 
2021-12-14 12:59:16 PM  
Proof the mandala effect is true, well it is, just not in a Philadelphia experiment kind of way
 
2021-12-14 1:16:34 PM  
We should just bite the bullet and call it Ether, so we can identify the 14 reflections of our planet and the evil ghosts that are trying to cause calamity to have those reflections rejoin our dimension..
 
2021-12-14 1:43:56 PM  
This is why carbon dating isn't reliable and the earth is only 3000 years old or something...
 
2021-12-14 1:47:46 PM  
Dear Fark Diary, I never thought this could happen to me.  There I was, about to get it on with Australian supermodel Elle Mcpherson, when suddenly a gravity wave distorted space-time and *poof* she was gone.
 
2021-12-14 1:55:38 PM  
I mean, it's gravity...what are you gonna do about it???
 
2021-12-14 2:06:48 PM  

imashark: We should just bite the bullet and call it Ether, so we can identify the 14 reflections of our planet and the evil ghosts that are trying to cause calamity to have those reflections rejoin our dimension..


What sort of backwards ass shiat is that? Anybody who knows anything knows it's humours and ball bearings these days.
 
2021-12-14 2:11:26 PM  

Combustion: I mean, it's gravity...what are you gonna do about it???


9.8ers gonna 9.8
 
2021-12-14 2:22:11 PM  
I've claimed all along I was pulled from my reality where Hillary won in 2016 to this distopian hellhole. Finally science proves me right.

STUDY IT OUT PEOPLE!!!
 
2021-12-14 3:54:01 PM  
Gravity waves delete political ballots. It's science. They even say it affects an infinite number of things, so it also includes this. They are trying to measure the scars in reality in the mirrors in LIGO but gravity just deforms the mirrors, and that means the expected distortion appears elsewhere in the world to compensate.
 
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