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2021-12-14 7:48:09 AM  
If Jason brings a syringe?

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2021-12-14 9:02:31 AM  
Goku, but only after a couple dozen episodes of him training to learn some move that doesn't actually win the fight.
 
2021-12-14 9:03:21 AM  
There's a bunch of characters that could beat Goku, but Captain Choppy Chop definitely ain't one of them.
 
2021-12-14 9:10:26 AM  
Captain Planet?
 
2021-12-14 9:40:51 AM  
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2021-12-14 9:41:46 AM  
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2021-12-14 10:00:20 AM  
I miss WWWF Grudge match.... personal favorite - http://www.grudge-match.com/History/rott-chi.shtml A Rottweiler vs. A Rottweiler's weight in Chuihuahuas
 
2021-12-14 11:02:24 AM  
He's even been shown to survive atmospheric re-entry and point-blank nuclear explosions.

Wut? When did Jason do those things?
 
2021-12-14 11:34:26 AM  

EdgeRunner: He's even been shown to survive atmospheric re-entry and point-blank nuclear explosions.

Wut? When did Jason do those things?


Never. They're exaggerating things. He wasn't nuked, just blown up with conventional explosives. Came back from the gory bits left over because zombie magic. He also categorically did NOT survive reentry. He burned up completely except for a portion of his mask and that was his last appearance chronologically, making him super dead until they make a new movie set after Jason X.

/Big Jason fan.
 
2021-12-14 1:52:54 PM  
i think this is an easy one, Jason of course wins hands down no question.

becasue Goku is a head on legit fighter. jason comes for you, when you are least ready for him, taking you not head on, but by surprise.

So Goku gets no increasing my power level time, cause he's just causal toweling off from the shower, when the steam on the mirror clears just enough for him to see the machete blade before it's burred in his skull and a blood streak is thrown across the mirror.
 
2021-12-14 4:12:15 PM  
Well that slut planet shouldn't have experimented with premarital sex.
 
2021-12-14 4:51:47 PM  

PvtStash: i think this is an easy one, Jason of course wins hands down no question.

becasue Goku is a head on legit fighter. jason comes for you, when you are least ready for him, taking you not head on, but by surprise.

So Goku gets no increasing my power level time, cause he's just causal toweling off from the shower, when the steam on the mirror clears just enough for him to see the machete blade before it's burred in his skull and a blood streak is thrown across the mirror.


Goku has returned from death several times.
 
2021-12-14 9:54:22 PM  

EdgeRunner: He's even been shown to survive atmospheric re-entry and point-blank nuclear explosions.

Wut? When did Jason do those things?


Jason X.

I saw that abomination in the theater.
 
2021-12-15 11:03:43 AM  
Probably need to measure it first (trippy atmospheric music incoming)

How to Measure a Planet?
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2021-12-15 12:48:57 PM  

batlock666: PvtStash: i think this is an easy one, Jason of course wins hands down no question.

becasue Goku is a head on legit fighter. jason comes for you, when you are least ready for him, taking you not head on, but by surprise.

So Goku gets no increasing my power level time, cause he's just causal toweling off from the shower, when the steam on the mirror clears just enough for him to see the machete blade before it's burred in his skull and a blood streak is thrown across the mirror.

Goku has returned from death several times.



Sure. Still gets his ass kick by jason though, just gets to come back from it unlike most.
 
2021-12-15 5:05:57 PM  

PvtStash: i think this is an easy one, Jason of course wins hands down no question.

becasue Goku is a head on legit fighter. jason comes for you, when you are least ready for him, taking you not head on, but by surprise.

So Goku gets no increasing my power level time, cause he's just causal toweling off from the shower, when the steam on the mirror clears just enough for him to see the machete blade before it's burred in his skull and a blood streak is thrown across the mirror.


isn't Goku's skin impervious to normal bladed weapons at this point. And he has monkey scenes, he would smell Jason coming. Kid Goku would beat Jason. Krill I would be Jason. Bums would beat Jason.
 
2021-12-15 5:19:01 PM  

ReaverZ: PvtStash: i think this is an easy one, Jason of course wins hands down no question.

becasue Goku is a head on legit fighter. jason comes for you, when you are least ready for him, taking you not head on, but by surprise.

So Goku gets no increasing my power level time, cause he's just causal toweling off from the shower, when the steam on the mirror clears just enough for him to see the machete blade before it's burred in his skull and a blood streak is thrown across the mirror.

isn't Goku's skin impervious to normal bladed weapons at this point. And he has monkey scenes, he would smell Jason coming. Kid Goku would beat Jason. Krill I would be Jason. Bums would beat Jason.


Absolutely none of the characters in Dragon Ball are in any way invulnerable like Superman. They use ki energy to create shields that protect them from force. And while they do this in a way that's effortless and almost unconscious once they've trained enough, without that shield they're as vulnerable as anyone else. Goku for example was taken out once by a simple space gun in the Resurrection F movie because he wasn't paying attention and had let his guard down.

So yeah, theoretically Jason could kill Goku provided he caught Goku on the toilet unawares.
 
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