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(WPXI.com)   "It was self defense" says son of strangled mother, whose body was found in garbage bags in backyard. Bags? Plural? That would explain the "abuse of a corpse" charge on the list there   (wpxi.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Allegheny County, Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh, Allegheny County Police, 21-year-old Jonathan Nulty, West Mifflin police, Allegheny River, Monongahela River, County Police Homicide Unit  
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2021-12-13 6:53:19 PM  
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Xai
2021-12-13 7:21:08 PM  
Ah the Rittenhouse defence.
 
2021-12-13 7:21:18 PM  
Has anybody seen Kyle?
 
2021-12-13 7:23:25 PM  
Kills mother, dismembers her corpse, smiles in mug shot.
 
2021-12-13 7:27:50 PM  
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2021-12-13 7:28:11 PM  
Say what you will, but if someone's been cut into multiple pieces and is still attacking me I'm gonna do what I need to to survive. I say we give him the benefit of a doubt.
 
2021-12-13 7:29:15 PM  
Dude. In the rub with cases of car litter for the win
 
2021-12-13 7:29:36 PM  

Lady J: [Fark user image 425x619]


Bathtub Cynic: Kills mother, dismembers her corpse, smiles in mug shot.


A boy's best friend is his mother..
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2021-12-13 7:34:45 PM  

Lady J: [Fark user image 425x619]


Never trust anyone with pubic hair on their face.
And that's a "I am sooo screwed!" look if I have ever seen one...
 
2021-12-13 7:35:38 PM  

Bathtub Cynic: Kills mother, dismembers her corpse, smiles in mug shot.


When you finally find relief.
 
2021-12-13 7:43:19 PM  
If you really knew what morticians do for an open casket funeral..... This would seem like simple butchery
 
2021-12-13 7:47:26 PM  

jim32rr: [Fark user image 425x239]


That's an unfortunate choice considering I believe that's a shellshocked soldier being shot for cowardice.
 
2021-12-13 7:48:57 PM  

AuralArgument: If you really knew what morticians do for an open casket funeral.....


Watch Me Get Embalmed (weirdly not clickbait)
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You will have much worse done to you in autopsy. Especially if they have to do a full en bloc removal of your organs.

That said, you and your family have a right to request a "natural" viewing and burial without embalming. Outside of a select few diseases and situations, it's not required.
 
2021-12-13 7:50:27 PM  
He most likely figured that cutting up the body would help him move his case from prison to the nut house.
 
2021-12-13 7:50:59 PM  
I never really understood the "death and dismemberment" piece of buying car insurance.

Do I get more money if I'm dismembered as well as dead?

Should I even care at that point?

Am I asking for trouble by buying dismemberment insurance in the first place? What about disembowelment? Shiat.
 
2021-12-13 7:52:05 PM  
he looks like he wouldn't hurt a fly....
 
2021-12-13 7:53:09 PM  

hardinparamedic: jim32rr: [Fark user image 425x239]

That's an unfortunate choice considering I believe that's a shellshocked soldier being shot for cowardice.


I'm pretty sure the photo shows US soldiers or Marines, not Brits
 
2021-12-13 7:53:09 PM  
 
2021-12-13 7:54:06 PM  
She should've shot him. Then maybe she'd have a chance to get away with obvious murder by claiming self-defense.
 
2021-12-13 7:55:57 PM  

hardinparamedic: macadamnut: Do I get more money if I'm dismembered as well as dead?

The dismemberment part means if you're paralyzed or lose a functional body part, like an arm or eye.


And if you're dead, the only money *you get is whatever your friends or family put in the box with you.
 
2021-12-13 7:56:57 PM  

stoli n coke: hardinparamedic: macadamnut: Do I get more money if I'm dismembered as well as dead?

The dismemberment part means if you're paralyzed or lose a functional body part, like an arm or eye.

And if you're dead, the only money *you get is whatever your friends or family put in the box with you.


People get a rude awakening at estate affairs when the bill collectors start getting involved.
 
2021-12-13 8:00:38 PM  

hardinparamedic: macadamnut: Do I get more money if I'm dismembered as well as dead?

The dismemberment part means if you're paralyzed or lose a functional body part, like an arm or eye.


OK I think I've heard that.

What about other, you know, body parts? I mean is road head insured? Asking for a movie producer friend.
 
2021-12-13 8:01:51 PM  
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2021-12-13 8:03:15 PM  

macadamnut: What about other, you know, body parts? I mean is road head insured? Asking for a movie producer friend.


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2021-12-13 8:08:31 PM  
Ya see, this is why you stick with heavy duty contractor grade clean up bags. One and done. "Mama's got a brand new bag!" /I am so sorry ghost of James Brown
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2021-12-13 8:11:45 PM  

Bathtub Cynic: Kills mother, dismembers her corpse, smiles in mug shot.


The guy has likely been abused for his entire life or has mental health issues that were not handled.
 
2021-12-13 8:19:09 PM  

hardinparamedic: jim32rr: [Fark user image 425x239]

That's an unfortunate choice considering I believe that's a shellshocked soldier being shot for cowardice.


Doesn't matter, fits the theme I was going for.
Savoy Brown Hellbound Train
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2021-12-13 8:27:20 PM  

macadamnut: I never really understood the "death and dismemberment" piece of buying car insurance.

Do I get more money if I'm dismembered as well as dead?

Should I even care at that point?

Am I asking for trouble by buying dismemberment insurance in the first place? What about disembowelment? Shiat.


You missed a word.  It's "Accidental Death and Dismemberment". If you die of natural causes, you get the usual benefit.  If you pay extra for accidental death, you get more if you die in an accident, or get a certain amount if you lose a limb or what have you.
 
2021-12-13 8:38:18 PM  

adam6464: macadamnut: I never really understood the "death and dismemberment" piece of buying car insurance.

Do I get more money if I'm dismembered as well as dead?

Should I even care at that point?

Am I asking for trouble by buying dismemberment insurance in the first place? What about disembowelment? Shiat.

You missed a word.  It's "Accidental Death and Dismemberment". If you die of natural causes, you get the usual benefit.  If you pay extra for accidental death, you get more if you die in an accident, or get a certain amount if you lose a limb or what have you.


It's a gamble.

Place your bets...
 
2021-12-13 8:48:15 PM  

adam6464: macadamnut: I never really understood the "death and dismemberment" piece of buying car insurance.

Do I get more money if I'm dismembered as well as dead?

Should I even care at that point?

Am I asking for trouble by buying dismemberment insurance in the first place? What about disembowelment? Shiat.

You missed a word.  It's "Accidental Death and Dismemberment". If you die of natural causes, you get the usual benefit.  If you pay extra for accidental death, you get more if you die in an accident, or get a certain amount if you lose a limb or what have you.


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2021-12-13 8:48:45 PM  

Xai: Ah the Rittenhouse defence.


Wow, you mean his mother was attacking him with deadly objects and finally came at him with a firearm?

Well then, with those additional details it does seem self defense was warranted. Thanks for the clarification.
 
2021-12-13 9:27:13 PM  
I Hope You Die
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2021-12-13 9:27:47 PM  

AuralArgument: If you really knew what morticians do for an open casket funeral..... This would seem like simple butchery


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2021-12-13 9:37:33 PM  
One of my favourite old movies..

Asylum - When Body Parts Attack
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2021-12-13 9:52:44 PM  
At least it wasn't a Clydesdale horse
 
2021-12-13 10:03:27 PM  

ISmartAllMyOwnPosts: At least it wasn't a Clydesdale horse


It would have taken a lot more bags.
 
2021-12-13 10:32:44 PM  

Jeff73: Say what you will, but if someone's been cut into multiple pieces and is still attacking me I'm gonna do what I need to to survive. I say we give him the benefit of a doubt.


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2021-12-13 11:10:58 PM  
Damn.  You ain't wrong.
 
2021-12-13 11:38:53 PM  

Jeff73: Damn.  You ain't wrong.


Ehh, read the article again.

The body was wrapped in bags, not parts of the body were in bag.

In PA not reporting a death and letting a body sit can get you "abuse of a corpse".
 
2021-12-13 11:40:03 PM  

ISmartAllMyOwnPosts: Jeff73: Damn.  You ain't wrong.

Ehh, read the article again.

The body was wrapped in bags, not parts of the body were in bag.

In PA not reporting a death and letting a body sit can get you "abuse of a corpse".


or... yanno... shenanigans...
 
2021-12-14 7:23:05 AM  

ISmartAllMyOwnPosts: Ehh, read the article again.


Read for comprehension on Fark?  I think we've found the real crazy person!
 
2021-12-14 9:12:22 AM  

OBBN: Xai: Ah the Rittenhouse defence.

Wow, you mean his mother was attacking him with deadly objects and finally came at him with a firearm?

Well then, with those additional details it does seem self defense was warranted. Thanks for the clarification.


She came at him with a fully loaded assault bag.
 
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