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2021-12-09 8:26:00 AM  
A Stouffer's lasagna box packed with a deadly substance.

...was opened and then filled with meth.
 
2021-12-09 8:37:54 AM  
I was going to suggest that there's not actually much difference between a frozen lasagna box filled with frozen lasagna and a frozen lasagna box filled with meth, but I see that's been covered.
 
2021-12-09 8:39:51 AM  
Because F**k Odie, that's why.
 
2021-12-09 9:36:07 AM  

UberDave: Because F**k Odie, that's why.


Nah fark Nermal
 
2021-12-09 9:37:44 AM  
Nermal being a boy by only hearing him referred to by a masculine 3rd person pronoun just once in the entire show was the biggest wtf moment of my adolescence.
 
2021-12-09 9:44:09 AM  
Airplane! finally makes sense.
 
2021-12-09 9:44:17 AM  
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Those poor animals were abused and their behavior was how they coped.

John Arbuckle was and is a monster and predator.
 
2021-12-09 9:44:21 AM  
Garfield is generally a jerk. Garfield books were the only books we've restricted from my six-year-old, after she started reading them obsessively and began emulating his behaviors.

/Didn't take much to connect the dots between Garfield and her suddenly wanting to claw everyone when she got mad.
//That gets old really fast.
 
2021-12-09 9:46:42 AM  

jiggitysmith: Nermal being a boy by only hearing him referred to by a masculine 3rd person pronoun just once in the entire show was the biggest wtf moment of my adolescence.


IIRC, the comics referred to him as a boy several times.  But it was really confusing once the cartoon came because he was voiced by a woman with a very feminine sounding voice.  Plus the little things like hair curlers, batting eyelashes, etc.

/in another WTF, in the comic he called himself a midget but also said smoking & coffee helped keep him small
 
2021-12-09 9:47:49 AM  
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/john bull?
 
2021-12-09 9:51:15 AM  
*reads headline then clicks not sure what to expect* You got me Subs. That's wholesome funny stuff
 
2021-12-09 9:51:57 AM  

Marcos P: UberDave: Because F**k Odie, that's why.

Nah fark Nermal


Rule 34?
 
2021-12-09 9:52:42 AM  

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/john bull?


He looks like he ate some Stouffers Lasgana.
"Someone please help this gentleman before his pantaloons fill with feculence."
 
2021-12-09 9:53:11 AM  
Jon has Lyman (Odie's owner) chained up in the basement, so Garfield gets his abusive nature from him, I guess.

/Hurt people hurt people
//Err um, Hurt cats hurt dogs?
 
2021-12-09 9:57:26 AM  

Chthonic Echoes: Garfield is generally a jerk. Garfield books were the only books we've restricted from my six-year-old, after she started reading them obsessively and began emulating his behaviors.

/Didn't take much to connect the dots between Garfield and her suddenly wanting to claw everyone when she got mad.
//That gets old really fast.


I've found the comics are absolute garbage and not funny whatsoever - I had a friend who had the entire set and it's an enormous amount of material and I read the entire thing as a kid.

However, the first few seasons of the original show had a recurring theme of pro-critical thinking and how tv tries to manipulate you that has stuck with me for life.

My love for the show is why I read the books, but just like how Tim Allen's garbage standup routine got the team of writer's polish for Home Improvement, it seems so did Garfield and Friends.
 
2021-12-09 9:57:50 AM  
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING LASAGNA I'VE EVER HAD!   TIME TO CLEAN THE ENTIRE HOUSE!
 
2021-12-09 9:58:37 AM  
I like the photoshopped ones, where Jon is talking to himself. Much improved.
 
2021-12-09 9:59:54 AM  
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2021-12-09 10:01:21 AM  

EvilEgg: Jon has Lyman (Odie's owner) chained up in the basement, so Garfield gets his abusive nature from him, I guess.

/Hurt people hurt people
//Err um, Hurt cats hurt dogs?


I just figured Lyman left Jon for a burly biker.
 
2021-12-09 10:03:44 AM  

Chthonic Echoes: Garfield is generally a jerk. Garfield books were the only books we've restricted from my six-year-old, after she started reading them obsessively and began emulating his behaviors.

/Didn't take much to connect the dots between Garfield and her suddenly wanting to claw everyone when she got mad.
//That gets old really fast.


Might I suggest you pull the child aside, and in your most understanding tone, administer a fatal beating. Worked wonders on my kids. Never heard about them acting up ever since.
 
2021-12-09 10:08:18 AM  
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2021-12-09 10:10:26 AM  

Subtonic: Chthonic Echoes: Garfield is generally a jerk. Garfield books were the only books we've restricted from my six-year-old, after she started reading them obsessively and began emulating his behaviors.

/Didn't take much to connect the dots between Garfield and her suddenly wanting to claw everyone when she got mad.
//That gets old really fast.

Might I suggest you pull the child aside, and in your most understanding tone, administer a fatal beating. Worked wonders on my kids. Never heard about them acting up ever since.


We replaced Garfield with Calvin and Hobbes.

Resulted in improved behavior and more interesting conversations.
 
2021-12-09 10:11:16 AM  

MurphyMurphy: EvilEgg: Jon has Lyman (Odie's owner) chained up in the basement, so Garfield gets his abusive nature from him, I guess.

/Hurt people hurt people
//Err um, Hurt cats hurt dogs?

I just figured Lyman left Jon for a burly biker.


Nope, from the Garfield video game.

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Looks like he's done it at least a couple times before.
 
2021-12-09 10:11:27 AM  
"especially aggravated robbery"  is that a separate crime?  is that a tennessee thing?
 
2021-12-09 10:15:34 AM  
Garfield open a Pandora's box for me as a kid.

Prior to Garfield I was not at all critical of cartoons.  I thought "It's a cartoon, there's no way a cartoon, with it's bright colors and silly jokes, could be bad."

In a way, the shiattyness of Garfield ended my childhood.
 
2021-12-09 10:15:50 AM  
Chthonic Echoes:

We replaced Garfield with Calvin and Hobbes.

Resulted in improved behavior and more interesting conversations.


Might I suggest Liō, which I describe as what you get if Calvin & Hobbes and The Far Side had a love child.
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2021-12-09 10:26:18 AM  
Meth in a Lasagna box isn't nermal.

But on meth it is.
 
2021-12-09 10:34:39 AM  
Garfield Odie'd???

Riiiighhhhttt????!!!!!
 
2021-12-09 10:48:57 AM  
Ohhh $200 worth of meth. Cops won't even steal that.
 
2021-12-09 11:29:07 AM  
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2021-12-09 11:34:44 AM  

Marcos P: UberDave: Because F**k Odie, that's why.

Nah fark Nermal


Noooooooooooo
 
2021-12-09 11:35:22 AM  

jiggitysmith: Nermal being a boy by only hearing him referred to by a masculine 3rd person pronoun just once in the entire show was the biggest wtf moment of my adolescence.


WTF? Seriously, what in the actual fark?
 
2021-12-09 11:37:28 AM  

Chthonic Echoes: Garfield is generally a jerk. Garfield books were the only books we've restricted from my six-year-old, after she started reading them obsessively and began emulating his behaviors.

/Didn't take much to connect the dots between Garfield and her suddenly wanting to claw everyone when she got mad.
//That gets old really fast.


/
In elementary had a classmate who acted like a cat. When drunk 🥴 I pounder if he's in a  Facility, of some sort?
 
2021-12-09 11:40:24 AM  
I... hurt my cat today.  To see if he still squeals. I focus on the yelp.  The only thing that's real.  The label on the box.  To the middle east.  Try to mail him all the way but hes such a fatass beast.
 
2021-12-09 11:43:40 AM  

akya: Garfield open a Pandora's box for me as a kid.

Prior to Garfield I was not at all critical of cartoons.  I thought "It's a cartoon, there's no way a cartoon, with it's bright colors and silly jokes, could be bad."

In a way, the shiattyness of Garfield ended my childhood.


Meanwhile my childhood was filled with:

Pieces (Spanish: Mil gritos tiene la noche, lit. 'The Night Has 1000 Screams')  a 1982 slasher film directed by Juan Piquer Simón...


Never forget that movie. Took years to find it with only a simple recall of kid with playboy puzzle.
 
2021-12-09 1:47:55 PM  

EvilEgg: MurphyMurphy: EvilEgg: Jon has Lyman (Odie's owner) chained up in the basement, so Garfield gets his abusive nature from him, I guess.

/Hurt people hurt people
//Err um, Hurt cats hurt dogs?

I just figured Lyman left Jon for a burly biker.

Nope, from the Garfield video game.

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Looks like he's done it at least a couple times before.


I used to speed run this (and the sequel) with my kids on whatever the uncool games site was at the time.
 
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