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(Twitter)   Remember when you'd see a Crown Victoria on the highway and ease off the gas, just in case... well, you wouldn't even see this fella, stealth tech   (twitter.com) divider line
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5657 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Dec 2021 at 9:20 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-12-09 2:09:21 AM  
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2021-12-09 2:17:36 AM  
Kolo?

Kolo, traditional folk dance
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2021-12-09 2:24:11 AM  
In general, I am highly offended at the thought of any January 6th defendant pleading innocent by virtue of mental incompetence, but in this particular instance I might be willing to set that prejudice aside.
 
2021-12-09 3:00:24 AM  

fragMasterFlash: In general, I am highly offended at the thought of any January 6th defendant pleading innocent by virtue of mental incompetence, but in this particular instance I might be willing to set that prejudice aside.


Not disagreeing with the mental incompetence.
However, the lack of license plates, and the orange signs in the windows, just screams sovereign citizen bullsh*t.
Sovzits get no quarter. They have the mental faculties to recite memorized babbilty bullsh*t ad nauseam to the courts. Then they have the ability to understand the laws they broke.
F*ck 'em!
 
2021-12-09 3:19:46 AM  
More camouflage means more invisible!

More spray paint! We need more invisible!
 
2021-12-09 3:24:05 AM  
I bet he smells like a fresh Springtime garden.
 
2021-12-09 5:39:39 AM  
A traffic stop was set up and Kenyon was arrested on the federal charges, along with his wife, Elizabeth, for child endangerment. Deputies reportedly found an AR-15 rifle, a Glock handgun, ammunition and other weaponry inside the camouflaged car.

The children were safe, but while being supervised spoke in the same sovereign citizen, anti-government rhetoric as their parents.

Brainwashed.  Indoctrinated.  Junior cult members.
 
2021-12-09 5:43:34 AM  
Josiah Kenyon, a 34-year-old man from Nevada, assaulted law enforcement on Jan. 6 while dressed as Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas, feds say

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2021-12-09 7:00:38 AM  
Guess he went to the Drax school of invisibility.
 
2021-12-09 7:20:51 AM  
We really do need better mental health services... for when this guy goes to prison. For 10 days.
 
2021-12-09 8:31:51 AM  
That's a lot of mobile crazy going on there....


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2021-12-09 8:48:51 AM  
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Well, we all know how was giving him orders....

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2021-12-09 9:25:39 AM  
"Found with family."

His own or some random one?
 
2021-12-09 9:26:35 AM  

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Well, we all know how was giving him orders....

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He's just taking care of the place while the Master is away.
 
2021-12-09 9:26:51 AM  
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They're always after me lucky charms...
 
2021-12-09 9:27:13 AM  

UberDave: [Fark user image image 300x327]


Well, we all know how was giving him orders....

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Why does the first pic make me me think he's just a simple caveman lawbreaker.
 
2021-12-09 9:28:03 AM  

Best in this World: I bet he smells like a fresh Springtime garden.


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2021-12-09 9:28:04 AM  
So we're less than a month till Jan 6 2022, any plans for a NOTHING BUT JAN 6 GREENLIGHTS on that day, Fark?
 
2021-12-09 9:29:00 AM  

null: A traffic stop was set up and Kenyon was arrested on the federal charges, along with his wife, Elizabeth, for child endangerment. Deputies reportedly found an AR-15 rifle, a Glock handgun, ammunition and other weaponry inside the camouflaged car.

The children were safe, but while being supervised spoke in the same sovereign citizen, anti-government rhetoric as their parents.

Brainwashed.  Indoctrinated.  Junior cult members.


Wonderful.
 
2021-12-09 9:29:01 AM  

Redh8t: fragMasterFlash: In general, I am highly offended at the thought of any January 6th defendant pleading innocent by virtue of mental incompetence, but in this particular instance I might be willing to set that prejudice aside.

Not disagreeing with the mental incompetence.
However, the lack of license plates, and the orange signs in the windows, just screams sovereign citizen bullsh*t.
Sovzits get no quarter. They have the mental faculties to recite memorized babbilty bullsh*t ad nauseam to the courts. Then they have the ability to understand the laws they broke.
F*ck 'em!


There is a lot of crazy going on here, but the orange signs are put on by law enforcement.
 
2021-12-09 9:29:46 AM  
This guy has a wife and kids but I don't.
 
2021-12-09 9:29:59 AM  
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Un-farkin-canny
 
2021-12-09 9:31:07 AM  
If you get a Crown Vic or a Dodge Charger, please do a backwards "NOT A COP" on the front, somehow.

But, I know you won't, because you are a wastrel and a fraud, getting your jollies from tail-lights at 430PM.
 
2021-12-09 9:32:17 AM  
It's almost as if these tools are Reactionaries who want  disprove Darwin's theory of Evolution.
They are willfully trying to Devolve back to actual Troglodytes .

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I know some could make the same argument about Grungers,Punks, and Hippies but they could never really be labeled as Reactionaries which this crowd is the very definition of.
 
2021-12-09 9:34:35 AM  

markie_farkie: That's a lot of mobile crazy going on there....


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What's the ladder for? A crown vic is only about 4 feet tall.
 
2021-12-09 9:35:37 AM  

Resin33: This guy has a wife and kids but I don't.


Yeah, but they're sov-cits too
 
2021-12-09 9:35:49 AM  

mrparks: If you get a Crown Vic or a Dodge Charger, please do a backwards "NOT A COP" on the front, somehow.

But, I know you won't, because you are a wastrel and a fraud, getting your jollies from tail-lights at 430PM.


What? When I owned a white '95 Crown Vic, I never deliberately drove down the interstate at 60mph in the left lane...

...it did get noticeably better gas mileage at 60 than at 70. But I'm still an a-hole.
 
2021-12-09 9:37:32 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: markie_farkie: That's a lot of mobile crazy going on there....


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What's the ladder for? A crown vic is only about 4 feet tall.


So is he.
 
2021-12-09 9:38:35 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Resin33: This guy has a wife and kids but I don't.

Yeah, but they're sov-cits too


That, and the wife looks like he bought her out of the back of a comic book.
 
2021-12-09 9:40:16 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: What's the ladder for?


You're assuming that thing was built with any sort of planning or logic applied.

If you look at the embiggened image, there's also another side mirror mounted out on the middle of the fender, like old-school Japanese cars.

Just guessing here, but maybe the guy found random bits of crap at a local junkyard, and grafted it onto his ride using whatever method popped into his melon at that moment.
 
2021-12-09 9:41:52 AM  

Bondith: UberDave: [Fark user image 300x327]


Well, we all know how was giving him orders....

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He's just taking care of the place while the Master is away.


Damn, That's 2 Torgo mentions in 2 days.
Well done, Farkdotcom.
Well done.
 
2021-12-09 9:43:15 AM  
Judging by the busted out driver's side window he got the P.Barnes treatment.
 
2021-12-09 9:43:19 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: It's almost as if these tools are Reactionaries who want  disprove Darwin's theory of Evolution.
They are willfully trying to Devolve back to actual Troglodytes .

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I know some could make the same argument about Grungers,Punks, and Hippies but they could never really be labeled as Reactionaries which this crowd is the very definition of.


I've seen more lifelike wax mannequins.
 
2021-12-09 9:44:23 AM  
Them folks is coup coup for Coup Coup Puffs...

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2021-12-09 9:45:10 AM  
Remember early internet sensation "Mall Ninja"? I wonder if he was at the 1/6 insurrection. Most likely he died of heart disease years ago.
 
2021-12-09 9:47:19 AM  

QFarker: Redh8t: fragMasterFlash: In general, I am highly offended at the thought of any January 6th defendant pleading innocent by virtue of mental incompetence, but in this particular instance I might be willing to set that prejudice aside.

Not disagreeing with the mental incompetence.
However, the lack of license plates, and the orange signs in the windows, just screams sovereign citizen bullsh*t.
Sovzits get no quarter. They have the mental faculties to recite memorized babbilty bullsh*t ad nauseam to the courts. Then they have the ability to understand the laws they broke.
F*ck 'em!

There is a lot of crazy going on here, but the orange signs are put on by law enforcement.


Good thing to, or I'd have never seen the car!
 
2021-12-09 9:48:01 AM  
How does that trailer move down the highway with nothing pulling it?
 
2021-12-09 9:50:48 AM  

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They're always after me lucky charms...


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2021-12-09 9:51:55 AM  
If I had a car like that, I would call it The Cenamobile.
 
2021-12-09 9:52:59 AM  

Resin33: This guy has a wife and kids but I don't.


And she is rather attractive...

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FTFA: She was reportedly suspicious at first that they might be policemen, who the woman said were - unlike sheriff's deputies - "unconstitutional."

Never mind.

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2021-12-09 9:54:42 AM  

Pinche Mateo: Looks like he'd trade one of his children for a case of Spam.


Looks like he'd eat one of his children and trade a case of spam for a jug of corn squeezins.
 
2021-12-09 9:54:56 AM  
This is the kind of insanity I expect from about half the crowd. Either they're wealthy "librarians" or anti-government crazies.
 
2021-12-09 9:56:01 AM  
How did they even get pulled over? They were TRAVELING!
 
2021-12-09 9:57:48 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: This is the kind of insanity I expect from about half the crowd. Either they're wealthy "librarians" or anti-government crazies.


Is there such a thing as a wealthy librarian?  My friend the librarian says no, and she works for the DoD, so she's one of the expensive ones.
 
2021-12-09 9:59:03 AM  
This should shut down the Jan 6th. Commission.   Obviously nobody would include this guy in some vast conspiracy.
 
2021-12-09 9:59:37 AM  

Pinche Mateo: Looks like he'd traded one of his children for a case of Spam.

 
2021-12-09 10:00:01 AM  
As a professional camoflaugitologist, it is my expert opinion that the camper is what gave him away.
 
2021-12-09 10:03:10 AM  

markie_farkie: That's a lot of mobile crazy going on there....


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Is that a camouflaged bathtub on the car roof?
 
2021-12-09 10:04:08 AM  
Flea has clearly lost it.
 
2021-12-09 10:05:00 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: markie_farkie: That's a lot of mobile crazy going on there....


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What's the ladder for? A crown vic is only about 4 feet tall.


So the kid can reach the gun turret when it's installed?
 
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