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3072 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Dec 2021 at 4:05 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-12-09 4:09:16 AM  
No more Olive Garden for me.
 
2021-12-09 4:10:04 AM  
Weird, cause they looked more like a Denny's crowd.

/Denny's is for winners
 
2021-12-09 4:14:34 AM  
Light insurrection does build up a mighty appetite.
 
2021-12-09 4:15:35 AM  

Wobambo: Weird, cause they looked more like a Denny's crowd.

/Denny's is for winners


More like the Cracker Barrel crowd. . .
 
2021-12-09 4:22:25 AM  
A bit surprised they didn't hold out until they could get to a White Castle.
 
2021-12-09 4:26:45 AM  

CrazyUncle: No more Olive Garden for me.


It took this for you to decide?
 
2021-12-09 4:28:21 AM  
Like the article underneath. Republicans once again whinging about a war on Christians, meanwhile....
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Republicans really are just garbage wrapped in burnt dogshiat.
 
2021-12-09 4:34:32 AM  

CrazyUncle: No more Olive Garden for me.


But those cheddar bay biscuits!
 
2021-12-09 4:40:53 AM  

foo monkey: CrazyUncle: No more Olive Garden for me.

But those cheddar bay biscuits!


...red lobster....

/ also, they're gross
 
2021-12-09 4:46:02 AM  
That article was a clickbait fart.

Olive Garden can eat my ass.

Oath Keepers can DIAF.

Let's see... what else...

Oh right, I have a lasagne in the oven ready to eat.

FIGHT ME!!!
 
2021-12-09 4:48:06 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: foo monkey: CrazyUncle: No more Olive Garden for me.

But those cheddar bay biscuits!

...red lobster....

/ also, they're gross


You need to work on your blocking.
 
2021-12-09 4:52:53 AM  
Stormed the capital on Jan 6...  Knowing their type, probably still plugged up after gorging on those bread sticks.  Although, where they're headed, that may be a feature, not a bug.
 
2021-12-09 4:59:10 AM  

foo monkey: ArcadianRefugee: foo monkey: CrazyUncle: No more Olive Garden for me.

But those cheddar bay biscuits!

...red lobster....

/ also, they're gross

You need to work on your blocking.


O_o
 
2021-12-09 5:08:40 AM  
Pff, real fascist tools eat at Macaroni Grill
 
2021-12-09 5:10:24 AM  
I ate at an Olive Garden once. It was so efficient and mundane and blandly tasty and polite and well lit I wanted to set the entire place on fire.

But I had to be polite because my GF insisted I be there with a bunch of dorks that like to eat at Olive Garden.

Red Lobster?

IDC... clear a table and bring me ALL THE BUTTER AND SEA BUGS AND STAND BACK BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA GET VIOLENT AND MESSY!!!

Mind you I'd prefer to unleash my inner Rodney Dangerfield in a better seafood restaurant than RL but if lobster is available EAT IT!!!

I don't make the rules.
 
2021-12-09 5:41:36 AM  
Of course they're in a major metropolitan area with a fantastically diverse food culture and they go for the blandest cuisine you can get literally anywhere else in the country.
 
2021-12-09 5:55:14 AM  

TotallyHeadless: Wobambo: Weird, cause they looked more like a Denny's crowd.

/Denny's is for winners

More like the Cracker Barrel crowd. . .


with emphasis on cracker AND barrel.
 
2021-12-09 5:57:14 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Of course they're in a major metropolitan area with a fantastically diverse food culture and they go for the blandest cuisine you can get literally anywhere else in the country.


When I lived in NYC this used to happen all the time. Have friends family come visit. He's let's get go out for some dinner!  Awesome, there are thousands of choices, any kind of cuisine you can think of, what are you in the mood for? Is there a TGI Friday's near here? I like their potato skins.

Farking Neanderthals.
 
2021-12-09 6:02:54 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: Ragin' Asian: Of course they're in a major metropolitan area with a fantastically diverse food culture and they go for the blandest cuisine you can get literally anywhere else in the country.

When I lived in NYC this used to happen all the time. Have friends family come visit. He's let's get go out for some dinner!  Awesome, there are thousands of choices, any kind of cuisine you can think of, what are you in the mood for? Is there a TGI Friday's near here? I like their potato skins.

Farking Neanderthals.


What is it about that place? I had Canadian visitors in Prague. The last night before they go back to Canada, last chance to try some of the great food that they can't get back in Canada, and they want to go to TGIFridays because they miss Canadian food.
 
2021-12-09 6:11:44 AM  

Manic Depressive Mouse: What is it about that place? I had Canadian visitors in Prague. The last night before they go back to Canada, last chance to try some of the great food that they can't get back in Canada, and they want to go to TGIFridays because they miss Canadian food.


Well... I mean there is only so much sausage and saurkraut the Canadian digestive system can consume before it screams out for KD with little weiner chunks and a healthy dollop of ketchup... yanno... because vegetables are healthy.

SCIENCE!
 
2021-12-09 6:35:04 AM  
It's weird when people are gravitated toward stupid taste
 
2021-12-09 6:37:56 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Of course they're in a major metropolitan area with a fantastically diverse food culture and they go for the blandest cuisine you can get literally anywhere else in the country.


They're allergic to having their mind opened by new experiences so naturally they settle for some glorified reheated TV dinner from a chain restaurant.

"Master race"... Please... these dweebs can't feed themselves or wash their clothes.
 
2021-12-09 6:39:42 AM  

Spice Must Flow: It's weird when people are gravitated toward stupid taste


Ugh fat fingers

There is a taco truck vat work, great carne asada tacos, that has nachos every Friday. They are worse than 7 11 nachos. Flimsy, tasteless. The whole thing blandly distasteful. And every single person says how great the nachos are. Wtf?

The should open a store called The Stupidest Shiat Ever, and people will drive by and say, Ooh lets stop there. They could advertise on the network that redhatters watch.
 
2021-12-09 6:46:12 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: Like the article underneath. Republicans once again whinging about a war on Christians, meanwhile....
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Republicans really are just garbage wrapped in burnt dogshiat.


I couldn't disagree more. They are most certainly burnt dogshiat wrapped in garbage.
 
2021-12-09 7:42:46 AM  

CrazyUncle: No more Olive Garden for me.


I've got a great vegan pasta e fagioli recipe and a great bread stick recipe.    Both scale well so you can have all you can eat breadsticks at home.

I don't think I've been to Olive Garden this millennia.
 
2021-12-09 8:10:39 AM  
WOW they must have been  really been celebrating to go to such a fancy restaurant

considering their go to one is...

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2021-12-09 8:16:42 AM  
Reclined, feet up on Nancy Pelosi's desk, and enjoying a never-ending stream of bread sticks.  You know, taking the country back from Communists has never been this good.
 
2021-12-09 8:31:07 AM  
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2021-12-09 9:17:38 AM  
If the wingnut GQP deplorables had any sense of self, any critical thinking skills, any ability of just thought over irrational feelings then they would realize they have become what they claimed to despise most. There is 0 difference between these things and Al Qaeda or ISIS. I wish we could just round them all up, bomb the **** out of them and those that survive spend next few decades at Gitmo.
 
2021-12-09 9:37:34 AM  

Manic Depressive Mouse: Someone Else's Alt: Ragin' Asian: Of course they're in a major metropolitan area with a fantastically diverse food culture and they go for the blandest cuisine you can get literally anywhere else in the country.

When I lived in NYC this used to happen all the time. Have friends family come visit. He's let's get go out for some dinner!  Awesome, there are thousands of choices, any kind of cuisine you can think of, what are you in the mood for? Is there a TGI Friday's near here? I like their potato skins.

Farking Neanderthals.

What is it about that place? I had Canadian visitors in Prague. The last night before they go back to Canada, last chance to try some of the great food that they can't get back in Canada, and they want to go to TGIFridays because they miss Canadian food.


I used to go to Eindhoven, Netherlands for training, the city had really good ethnic restaurants from all over Europe. The Americans we were with always wanted to go to "le Connoisseur" which featured "American food." Us Canadians started calling it "The Conoyser" because they couldn't pronounce the name and they didn't want to try any of that strange European food.
 
2021-12-09 9:47:53 AM  
Meathead mobsters
 
2021-12-09 10:03:24 AM  
This is important news. Not as entertaining as this, but important nonetheless.

It means something.
 
2021-12-09 10:10:39 AM  
I got nothing.

Olive Garden - SNL
Youtube -SmUVySf85s
 
2021-12-09 10:34:22 AM  
fake italian food for fake patriots... seems like a match made in heaven.
 
2021-12-09 10:59:37 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Light insurrection does build up a mighty appetite.


the Seig Heiling probably burns some decent calories.
 
2021-12-09 11:00:41 AM  

phygz: This is important news. Not as entertaining as this, but important nonetheless.

It means something.


Step 1. Be Hillary.

Thanks for coming to my Hillary master class.
 
2021-12-09 11:01:27 AM  

foo monkey: ArcadianRefugee: foo monkey: CrazyUncle: No more Olive Garden for me.

But those cheddar bay biscuits!

...red lobster....

/ also, they're gross

You need to work on your blocking.


You eat those places, your blockage will take care of itself.
 
2021-12-09 11:09:29 AM  
Well all that activity has to certainly work up quite an appetite
 
2021-12-09 11:16:47 AM  
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2021-12-09 11:17:09 AM  
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2021-12-09 1:06:00 PM  
DC has some amazing restaurants with cuisines from around the world, and they go to Olive Garden???
 
2021-12-09 1:35:59 PM  

BorgiaGinz: DC has some amazing restaurants with cuisines from around the world, and they go to Olive Garden???


they are 'supporters' of TFG... did you really expect them to have a discerning palate?  I'm kind of surprised they chose italian food, other than the memories of fascism they might have been drawn to... but given the love of mcdonalds and taco bell and KFC by dear leader I would have assumed they would have found one of those places to 'celebrate' their attempted coup.
 
2021-12-09 2:46:19 PM  
Because it was jus' a regular ole' day in the USA for them.
 
2021-12-09 3:50:30 PM  

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2021-12-09 3:59:08 PM  

Spice Must Flow: The should open a store called The Stupidest Shiat Ever, and people will drive by and say, Ooh lets stop there. They could advertise on the network that redhatters watch.


I hate the fact that this could actually be a viable business model.
 
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