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2021-12-09 3:49:06 AM  
"And now, a three-hour expose on the Pearl Harbor for the modern age, the 9/11, except a hundred million times worse -- SANTIFA, the burning of the Fox News Christmas Tree and how every liberal wants nothing more than to drown Santa Claus in a toilet full of curry so they can force your family to pledge allegiance to Ilhan Omar's incest head-scarf and dine on vegan goatofu on December 25th and put a baby Satan in the manger under your tree. Our first guest - already crying hysterically - is Lauren Boebert and seven AR-15s."
 
2021-12-09 4:59:02 AM  
To be fair, their sponsorship of the event and assistance in coordinating the message does sort of leave them awful vulnerable, so shining a light onto that is kinda counter to their investment on the Next Dumbest Coup. Gotta keep the rubes focused and milling about until they can be pointed as a blunt force weapon again.
 
2021-12-09 5:23:00 AM  
Not-Steve Doocy opened his word hole?
 
2021-12-09 5:25:42 AM  
I once had a guy tell me "it was one year ago ! Just let it go !"
 
2021-12-09 5:28:35 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: goatofu


I would laugh heartily if someone actually succeeded at selling this to vegans.

And it was literally just cubes of goat meat with breading.
 
2021-12-09 5:33:31 AM  
To be fair, Fox News was too busy licking orange taint to see what was happening that day.
 
2021-12-09 5:43:42 AM  
Gee, we just can't move on from an attempted coup d'état?

Sorry, right wing douchebags, if it still sticks in our craw.
 
2021-12-09 5:54:01 AM  

padraig: I once had a guy tell me "it was one year ago ! Just let it go !"


The same people who still screech about Benghazi or Hillary's emails.
 
2021-12-09 6:09:14 AM  

Skyfrog: padraig: I once had a guy tell me "it was one year ago ! Just let it go !"

The same people who still screech about Benghazi or Hillary's emails.


I had a Faux News bobblehead complaining about the real news media's continuing coverage of the Jan 6 Terrorist Insurrection.  I muttered "Has Tucker found any of Hillary's e-mails concerning Benghazi or the wiretapping of Trump Tower on Hunter Biden's laptop?"

That didn't shut him the fark up, but at least it changed his channel a bit.
 
2021-12-09 6:26:26 AM  
They ate culpable.
They ought to be charged as an accessory
 
2021-12-09 6:30:48 AM  
I love that the show is called "Outnumbered" despite airing on the most popular news channel in the nation. The victim complex is so over the top with these people.
 
2021-12-09 6:41:15 AM  

padraig: I once had a guy tell me "it was one year ago ! Just let it go !"


Let me guess, he's also the type that got upset when they tore down the Confederate monuments (even though the Civil War happened long before he was a gleam in the eye of two schmucks at a Marshall Tucker Band concert)
 
2021-12-09 6:55:03 AM  

padraig: I once had a guy tell me "it was one year ago ! Just let it go !"


"All right, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talkin' shelf life here."
 
2021-12-09 7:01:21 AM  
We've still got three years to beat the record on Benghazi.
 
2021-12-09 7:05:33 AM  
We haven't had an issue as important as 1/6 in decades. That day posed more of a threat to American democracy than 9/11, by orders of magnitude.
 
2021-12-09 7:13:22 AM  

padraig: I once had a guy tell me "it was one year ago ! Just let it go !"


My emotional reaction:
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I have a long *farking* memory.
 
2021-12-09 7:23:57 AM  

Excelsior: To be fair, Fox News was too busy licking orange taint to see what was happening that day.


#45 called Hannity every night of his Presidency.  Cory Lewandowski was both campaign manager and CNN talking head at the same time.  US media is broken.  I dunno, maybe bring back the rules that worked for most of the 20th century and break up Meta and Google.
 
2021-12-09 7:28:34 AM  

Northern: Excelsior: To be fair, Fox News was too busy licking orange taint to see what was happening that day.

#45 called Hannity every night of his Presidency.  Cory Lewandowski was both campaign manager and CNN talking head at the same time.  US media is broken.  I dunno, maybe bring back the rules that worked for most of the 20th century and break up Meta and Google.


I can't help but look at the Facebook rebranding with the same cynical contempt I had for Blackwater when they do it.
 
2021-12-09 7:31:26 AM  

hubiestubert: To be fair, their sponsorship of the event and assistance in coordinating the message does sort of leave them awful vulnerable, so shining a light onto that is kinda counter to their investment on the Next Dumbest Coup. Gotta keep the rubes focused and milling about until they can be pointed as a blunt force weapon again.


Which is why other Networks should literally call them out as the end product of the Right Wing Derp Chamber, and it isn't like Faux Newz doesn't call them all liars already. Literally point out that they are unable to distinguish between patriotic Americans and Republican cop killers, terrorists, and traitors. Don't be shy about it, literally point out that they are apparently so childish they literally can't tell the difference between a (playing the Star Spangled Banner) Real American who goes to work everyday and volunteers to helps the poor, and a selfish fat losers who beat cops on the Capitol steps traitors.

Fox Traitor News should be called out for what it is, a traitor propaganda network run by people who want to destroy representative democracy.
 
2021-12-09 7:51:07 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "And now, a three-hour expose on the Pearl Harbor for the modern age, the 9/11, except a hundred million times worse -- SANTIFA, the burning of the Fox News Christmas Tree and how every liberal wants nothing more than to drown Santa Claus in a toilet full of curry so they can force your family to pledge allegiance to Ilhan Omar's incest head-scarf and dine on vegan goatofu on December 25th and put a baby Satan in the manger under your tree. Our first guest - already crying hysterically - is Lauren Boebert and seven AR-15s."


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2021-12-09 7:54:31 AM  
lol. It's pretty comical. Fark politics has 9-10 articles greenlit in the last day about that, despite it happening almost a year ago.

It was a wacky story. But at some point you have to move on.
 
2021-12-09 7:54:48 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "And now, a three-hour expose on the Pearl Harbor for the modern age, the 9/11, except a hundred million times worse -- SANTIFA, the burning of the Fox News Christmas Tree and how every liberal wants nothing more than to drown Santa Claus in a toilet full of curry so they can force your family to pledge allegiance to Ilhan Omar's incest head-scarf and dine on vegan goatofu on December 25th and put a baby Satan in the manger under your tree. Our first guest - already crying hysterically - is Lauren Boebert and seven AR-15s."


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2021-12-09 7:55:43 AM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: lol. It's pretty comical. Fark politics has 9-10 articles greenlit in the last day about that, despite it happening almost a year ago.

It was a wacky story. But at some point you have to move on.


Bless your terrorist heart.
 
2021-12-09 7:57:40 AM  

animal color: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: lol. It's pretty comical. Fark politics has 9-10 articles greenlit in the last day about that, despite it happening almost a year ago.

It was a wacky story. But at some point you have to move on.

Bless your terrorist heart.


Don't you have something else to talk about. Maybe how math is racist?
 
2021-12-09 8:01:37 AM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: animal color: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: lol. It's pretty comical. Fark politics has 9-10 articles greenlit in the last day about that, despite it happening almost a year ago.

It was a wacky story. But at some point you have to move on.

Bless your terrorist heart.

Don't you have something else to talk about. Maybe how math is racist?


You seem desperate to shift the subject. Has the FBI picked out an XXXXXL cell for you?
 
2021-12-09 8:03:39 AM  
It would be interesting to see how much coverage FOX gave the Benghazi hearings.
 
2021-12-09 8:07:39 AM  

CarnySaur: It would be interesting to see how much coverage FOX gave the Benghazi hearings.


They did nothing else until Hillary lost the election. That timing was pure coincidence.
 
2021-12-09 8:09:44 AM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: lol. It's pretty comical. Fark politics has 9-10 articles greenlit in the last day about that, despite it happening almost a year ago.

It was a wacky story. But at some point you have to move on.


And now we have the opinion of the unemployed.
 
2021-12-09 8:11:26 AM  

Shaggy_C: I love that the show is called "Outnumbered" despite airing on the most popular news channel in the nation. The victim complex is so over the top with these people.


I think it's called that because the male guest is outnumbered by broads.
 
2021-12-09 8:11:57 AM  

Boondock3806: We haven't had an issue as important as 1/6 in decades. That day posed more of a threat to American democracy than 9/11, by orders of magnitude.


Whatabout Her Emails?
 
2021-12-09 8:12:22 AM  
Meanwhile....


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2021-12-09 8:14:01 AM  

born_yesterday: Northern: Excelsior: To be fair, Fox News was too busy licking orange taint to see what was happening that day.

#45 called Hannity every night of his Presidency.  Cory Lewandowski was both campaign manager and CNN talking head at the same time.  US media is broken.  I dunno, maybe bring back the rules that worked for most of the 20th century and break up Meta and Google.

I can't help but look at the Facebook rebranding with the same cynical contempt I had for Blackwater when they do it.


Weren't they called Xi or Xa or something for a bit? Now its "Academi" which is a really badass name to slap on your mercenary gear.
 
2021-12-09 8:17:21 AM  
In terms of importance it should be 50 minutes of every hour dedicated to global warming and 10 minutes of every hour dealing with the insurrection.  Everything else I can think of is secondary to those things.
 
2021-12-09 8:19:39 AM  
24 hours of fake accent gate!
 
2021-12-09 8:22:55 AM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: animal color: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: lol. It's pretty comical. Fark politics has 9-10 articles greenlit in the last day about that, despite it happening almost a year ago.

It was a wacky story. But at some point you have to move on.

Bless your terrorist heart.

Don't you have something else to talk about. Maybe how math is racist?


Maybe you can rant about Dr. Seuss or Mr. Potato Head for a month.
 
2021-12-09 8:28:26 AM  
We now bring you 45 minutes of attacks on Hunter Biden.
 
2021-12-09 8:32:07 AM  
Cant Fox News just fixate on a Missing White Woman™?
 
2021-12-09 8:37:06 AM  

RustyShock: Cant Fox News just fixate on a Missing White Woman™?


...they're going to sacrifice one on the altar of Ailes, aren't they?

/there WILL be a Missing White Woman
//Ratings Uber Alles
 
2021-12-09 8:46:29 AM  
Since Blacktifa did this attack, I would think Fox News would be constantly showing the 1/6 terrorist attack to their viewers.  What gives?  Does Fox News now think that the attacks might have been done by their supporters after all???
 
2021-12-09 8:49:59 AM  
Well, it's not like the attempted overthrow of the US government by the former President is important or anything.
 
2021-12-09 8:53:11 AM  

vudukungfu: They ate culpable.
They ought to be charged as an accessory


I ate some culpable the other day. I was on the toilet for hours afterwards.
 
2021-12-09 8:55:49 AM  

inglixthemad: hubiestubert: To be fair, their sponsorship of the event and assistance in coordinating the message does sort of leave them awful vulnerable, so shining a light onto that is kinda counter to their investment on the Next Dumbest Coup. Gotta keep the rubes focused and milling about until they can be pointed as a blunt force weapon again.

Which is why other Networks should literally call them out as the end product of the Right Wing Derp Chamber, and it isn't like Faux Newz doesn't call them all liars already. Literally point out that they are unable to distinguish between patriotic Americans and Republican cop killers, terrorists, and traitors. Don't be shy about it, literally point out that they are apparently so childish they literally can't tell the difference between a (playing the Star Spangled Banner) Real American who goes to work everyday and volunteers to helps the poor, and a selfish fat losers who beat cops on the Capitol steps traitors.

Fox Traitor News should be called out for what it is, a traitor propaganda network run by people who want to destroy representative democracy.


Smarted for being correct, funnied for thinking it would make a difference.
 
2021-12-09 8:58:14 AM  
"Rep. Bennie Thompson (D-MS), the chair of the January 6 committee, also said in a letter to Meadows' attorney on Tuesday: "That he would sell his telling of the facts of that day while denying a congressional committee the opportunity to ask him about the attack on our Capitol marks an historic and aggressive defiance of Congress."

Damned skippy
 
2021-12-09 9:01:21 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: inglixthemad: hubiestubert: To be fair, their sponsorship of the event and assistance in coordinating the message does sort of leave them awful vulnerable, so shining a light onto that is kinda counter to their investment on the Next Dumbest Coup. Gotta keep the rubes focused and milling about until they can be pointed as a blunt force weapon again.

Which is why other Networks should literally call them out as the end product of the Right Wing Derp Chamber, and it isn't like Faux Newz doesn't call them all liars already. Literally point out that they are unable to distinguish between patriotic Americans and Republican cop killers, terrorists, and traitors. Don't be shy about it, literally point out that they are apparently so childish they literally can't tell the difference between a (playing the Star Spangled Banner) Real American who goes to work everyday and volunteers to helps the poor, and a selfish fat losers who beat cops on the Capitol steps traitors.

Fox Traitor News should be called out for what it is, a traitor propaganda network run by people who want to destroy representative democracy.

Smarted for being correct, funnied for thinking it would make a difference.


You're not trying to convince Traitor News, or their viewers, you're targeting the demographic that's ( low information outright / don't really pay attention much ) voter. You're not lying, you're just putting Traitor News where they belong, somewhere just to the left of announcing they want to kill all the durty libz who won't submit to being slaves.
 
2021-12-09 9:01:25 AM  

born_yesterday: Northern: Excelsior: To be fair, Fox News was too busy licking orange taint to see what was happening that day.

#45 called Hannity every night of his Presidency.  Cory Lewandowski was both campaign manager and CNN talking head at the same time.  US media is broken.  I dunno, maybe bring back the rules that worked for most of the 20th century and break up Meta and Google.

I can't help but look at the Facebook rebranding with the same cynical contempt I had for Blackwater when they do it.


That's what Xe said!
 
2021-12-09 9:02:43 AM  

Northern: Excelsior: To be fair, Fox News was too busy licking orange taint to see what was happening that day.

#45 called Hannity every night of his Presidency.  Cory Lewandowski was both campaign manager and CNN talking head at the same time.  US media is broken.  I dunno, maybe bring back the rules that worked for most of the 20th century and break up Meta and Google.


Re-animate Walter Cronkite and send hi on a mission to educate or terminate. His choice.
 
2021-12-09 9:04:16 AM  
The network that aired three weeks of  outrage about Dr. Seuss books being taken out of print wants you to know they are all about real news.
 
2021-12-09 9:07:26 AM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: lol. It's pretty comical. Fark politics has 9-10 articles greenlit in the last day about that, despite it happening almost a year ago.

It was a wacky story. But at some point you have to move on.


You just want people to forget you were cheering for the insurrectionists that day.
 
2021-12-09 9:10:11 AM  

animal color: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: animal color: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: lol. It's pretty comical. Fark politics has 9-10 articles greenlit in the last day about that, despite it happening almost a year ago.

It was a wacky story. But at some point you have to move on.

Bless your terrorist heart.

Don't you have something else to talk about. Maybe how math is racist?

You seem desperate to shift the subject. Has the FBI picked out an XXXXXL cell for you?


If this person was an American citizen in WW2 they would be helping the Nazis in the name of "American Freedom and Liberty". The willingness of conservatives/republicans to subvert the constitution and aid the enemies of America because their feelings are hurt by the truth is frightening.Right wing propaganda has convinced them the enemy of America is America and needs to be destroyed in the name of patriotism.
 
2021-12-09 9:27:33 AM  

A Room Full of Angry Raccoons: padraig: I once had a guy tell me "it was one year ago ! Just let it go !"

Let me guess, he's also the type that got upset when they tore down the Confederate monuments (even though the Civil War happened long before he was a gleam in the eye of two schmucks at a Marshall Tucker Band concert)


Lol Marshall Tucker Band
 
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