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(Southgate News-Herald)   Train taps tipsy traveler's transport   (thenewsherald.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Rail tracks, Rail transport, Automobile, Volvo Cars, Ethanol, Rail profile, Train, Volvo V70  
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1583 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Dec 2021 at 10:56 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-12-08 11:02:17 PM  
I was hoping for a splasher video
 
2021-12-08 11:04:43 PM  
True.
 
2021-12-08 11:05:15 PM  
No matter who you are, a train is always gonna say, "Suck my diiiiick!!  I'm a train!!"
 
2021-12-08 11:11:02 PM  
TFA headline: "Train clips disabled vehicle..."

My first thought: "Oh no, those poor handicapped people!"

/then I kept reading
 
2021-12-08 11:14:41 PM  
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2021-12-08 11:16:32 PM  
"officers believe the man was driving east on Cedar, crossed Seventh Street and then drove through an apartment building... (The vehicle) struck a dumpster, continued over a grass berm, went airborne and then on to the railroad tracks "

Seems like him going through the apartment building would cause quite a stir.
 
2021-12-09 12:54:30 AM  

Randrew: "officers believe the man was driving east on Cedar, crossed Seventh Street and then drove through an apartment building... (The vehicle) struck a dumpster, continued over a grass berm, went airborne and then on to the railroad tracks "

Seems like him going through the apartment building would cause quite a stir.


I'm picturing him exiting the vehicle afterward with arms outstretched "ta-daaaa.

Or not.
 
2021-12-09 5:30:50 AM  
I got hit by a boat while driving on the freeway one time.
 
2021-12-09 8:49:29 AM  

mistahtom: I got hit by a boat while driving on the freeway one time.


Well, obviously you were swimming too slow.
 
2021-12-09 11:28:30 AM  
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