Bootleg: He should mandate entrances be installed on the second and third floors of all multi-story buildings, and floats attached to all single story buildings. Then he can turn Florida into Venice With Gators!
Znuh: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x446]Farking King Canute all over again, thinking he can control the *)(*@# tides.
Karma Chameleon: Stop asking for federal money when hurricanes it. That's welfare and welfare is left-wing.
xalres: He's going to follow the plans laid out by Little Benny ShapShap. The people will just sell their property and move.[YouTube video: SELL THE HOUSES TO WHO AQUAMAN?]Breastplate, Glibulardo!
Kubo: I guess they're going to build a waterproof barrier of Golden Corrals on the beach.
SpectroBoy: Apparently numb nuts doesn't understand that the water table will rise and water will come up from the ground despite his "wall"
GregInIndy: ...so he admits sea levels are rising and that that's catastrophic to his state then.Good. Progress.
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