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(The Telegraph_US)   ♪♪"Is this a full house which I see before me?" ♪♪   (thetelegraph.com) divider line
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Fireproof [OhFark]
2021-12-08 7:06:32 PM  
5 votes:
Well heah, a Full House is Everywhere You Look.
 
OccamsWhiskers
2021-12-08 6:15:02 PM  
3 votes:
"Is this a full house which I see before me?"

<MrMom>
No, but she's got two pair.
</MrMom>
 
KRSESQ
2021-12-08 6:22:51 PM  
2 votes:
Did she seriously write her own name on her boobs in lipstick?

/is this an Italian thing?

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Some Junkie Cosmonaut [TotalFark]
2021-12-08 7:22:25 PM  
2 votes:

KRSESQ: Did she seriously write her own name on her boobs in lipstick?

/is this an Italian thing?

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She's a plastic surgeon, she's advertising
 
gunsmack
2021-12-08 7:31:11 PM  
2 votes:
Masked Milanese fill La Scala

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/ what a "masked" Milanese may look like
 
kling_klang_bed
2021-12-08 7:50:06 PM  
1 vote:

Fireproof: Well heah, a Full House is Everywhere You Look.


MacBeth version:🎵 Everywhere you loooooook, is someone looking to stab you🎵
 
MillionDollarMo
2021-12-08 8:12:34 PM  
1 vote:
We hope you enjoy tonight's performance of the Tragedy of MacBreath.

Masks technically mandatory.
 
Noah_Tall
2021-12-08 9:25:23 PM  
1 vote:

Tyrosine: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: KRSESQ: Did she seriously write her own name on her boobs in lipstick?

/is this an Italian thing?

[Fark user image 850x566]

She's a plastic surgeon, she's advertising

Then I'd advise she wear a bag over her head.


Hey, I'd say that's a pretty damn good job.  Operating on your own face can't be easy.
 
KRSESQ
2021-12-08 9:48:34 PM  
1 vote:

Noah_Tall: Tyrosine: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: KRSESQ: Did she seriously write her own name on her boobs in lipstick?

/is this an Italian thing?

[Fark user image 850x566]

She's a plastic surgeon, she's advertising

Then I'd advise she wear a bag over her head.

Hey, I'd say that's a pretty damn good job.  Operating on your own face can't be easy.


She looks a little like Meg Ryan.
 
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