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(Star Insider)   Did you know any of these secret societies existed? Do you belong to any of them?   (starsinsider.com) divider line
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2021-12-08 12:15:13 AM  
I pay $10 a month and I still haven't been to one satanic blood orgy
 
2021-12-08 12:20:34 AM  
Yes.

Well if I did, I certainly wouldn't tell you.
 
2021-12-08 12:25:59 AM  
I've never really been a joiner.
 
2021-12-08 12:27:52 AM  
I'm an elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason. Ah, here it is, and The Stonecutters.
 
2021-12-08 12:31:40 AM  
My ancestors belonged to one of those societies mentioned in TFA.
I'm not allowed to tell you which one.
 
2021-12-08 12:37:17 AM  
The Sprinkle Snowflake Society sounds fabulous.
 
2021-12-08 1:09:28 AM  
I may have written a Portal thesis....
 
2021-12-08 1:15:03 AM  
Yes. No.
 
2021-12-08 1:22:24 AM  
Yeah, AA
 
2021-12-08 1:25:35 AM  
I knew about the Rosicrucians

They have an amazing museum in San Jose
 
2021-12-08 1:40:44 AM  
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...a nice Chinook salmon, grill it, and serve it on a fresh cut cedar shake.
 
2021-12-08 2:34:59 AM  
The answer to your query is written in invisible ink, in sections, across the backs of the Declaration of Independence, the United States Constitution, and Jack Benny's birth certificate.

But it's not worth the effort, trust me.
 
2021-12-08 2:50:04 AM  

bloobeary: The answer to your query is written in invisible ink, in sections, across the backs of the Declaration of Independence, the United States Constitution, and Jack Benny's birth certificate.

But it's not worth the effort, trust me.


All three are 18th century documents.

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2021-12-08 3:43:43 AM  
The whole world and his mate knows about at least half the entries on that list.
 
2021-12-08 4:09:01 AM  
FTFA-The still-active order is named after the Greek legend 'Damon and Pythias,' the Pythagorean ideal of friendship...

ah-HA!  I knew there was an ulterior motive behind the Pythagorean theorem!  At first it all like, "Hey use this handy formula to find the hypotenuse of a right triangle."  Once you learn that, the seedy underbelly of friendship is slowly revealed....

Come to think of it, maybe that's why we're all arseholes to each other...and bad at math.
 
2021-12-08 4:33:26 AM  
With Steve Guttenberg no longer getting starring roles and electric cars being more and more common I declare the Stonecutter threat to be over
 
2021-12-08 5:13:04 AM  
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2021-12-08 5:22:15 AM  
There's an Odd Fellows Hall just down the road from me.  The building contains the barbershop I go to.  Suppose that makes me Odd Fellow-adjacent?
 
2021-12-08 5:24:52 AM  
Fraternal Order of Bullshiaters
 
2021-12-08 5:29:39 AM  

Cajnik: [media-amazon.com image 850x637]


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2021-12-08 5:41:50 AM  
Everyone should start their own secret society. There's nothing better than having secret fun... secret fun that you control with an iron fist.

/ at least three people here are in Club 91
 
2021-12-08 5:54:05 AM  
The deal is clear, I could tell you, but then I have to kill you.
So if you want to know, meet me in St Loui.
 
2021-12-08 6:30:31 AM  
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2021-12-08 6:58:32 AM  
I am not a member of any secret organization. Where I go and what I do on thrid Thursdays is none of your business. If you keep pestering me we will get you
 
2021-12-08 7:16:53 AM  
Nosepicker's Anonymous? Already a member.
 
2021-12-08 7:31:16 AM  

twonky: With Steve Guttenberg no longer getting starring roles and electric cars being more and more common I declare the Stonecutter threat to be over


That's what they want you to think
 
2021-12-08 7:40:32 AM  
I barely am interested in being a member of general society.
 
2021-12-08 8:04:44 AM  
"Voodoo?"

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2021-12-08 8:10:22 AM  
"Klu" Klux Klan?

I don't think so.
 
2021-12-08 8:10:42 AM  
I'd tell you subs but then I'd have to kill you.

/ site didn't let me actually read the list
// what I get for trying to RTFA
 
2021-12-08 8:11:30 AM  

Nick Nostril: Nosepicker's Anonymous? Already a member.


Username checks out
 
2021-12-08 8:12:26 AM  

cfreak: I'd tell you subs but then I'd have to kill you.

/ site didn't let me actually read the list
// what I get for trying to RTFA


I had to reload a couple of times to get a version without a large ad that covered the slideshow.

//yes...it's a slideshow
 
2021-12-08 8:13:59 AM  

Somacandra: "Voodoo?"

[stopped_reading_there.jpg]


Given your avatar I'll assume you have some knowledge.

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2021-12-08 8:14:59 AM  
They forgot the Sons of the Desert.


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2021-12-08 8:15:11 AM  

EasilyDistracted: cfreak: I'd tell you subs but then I'd have to kill you.

/ site didn't let me actually read the list
// what I get for trying to RTFA

I had to reload a couple of times to get a version without a large ad that covered the slideshow.

//yes...it's a slideshow


That and looking at the other articles displayed on the site...I wouldn't trust that site if it told me the grass is green.
 
2021-12-08 8:18:06 AM  

EasilyDistracted: cfreak: I'd tell you subs but then I'd have to kill you.

/ site didn't let me actually read the list
// what I get for trying to RTFA

I had to reload a couple of times to get a version without a large ad that covered the slideshow.

//yes...it's a slideshow


Tried again. See the slideshow but I have to click again to read the text and it doesn't look like there are any titles either so I have to guess the group name. Giving up now.

Whatever happened to that deslidifier site? Not sure it would have cured the cancer in this one though.
 
2021-12-08 8:26:57 AM  
Every single one of those are men struggling to escape the confines of heterosexual monogamy.
 
2021-12-08 8:29:58 AM  
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."  ~  Groucho Marx
 
2021-12-08 8:35:50 AM  
Muff Brothers, represent!
 
2021-12-08 8:37:35 AM  
no The Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes ?
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2021-12-08 8:38:49 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: I knew about the Rosicrucians

They have an amazing museum in San Jose


I almost got locked in that Museum overnight when I was 8 years old.  In retrospect, 50-year old me is kinda curious was mystical shenanigans might have ensued
 
2021-12-08 8:54:36 AM  
I just join secret societies to collect the weird hats.
 
2021-12-08 8:54:46 AM  

mikey15: no The Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes ?
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I almost joined the Freemasons and let me tell you, they get MAD when you call the leader the Grand Poo-Bah.
 
2021-12-08 8:54:48 AM  
Slideshow that breaks after the second slide on mobile. The societies can stay secret.
 
2021-12-08 8:56:57 AM  
I am a member of the ultimate secret society, the world's authority on everything.  You name-check us everyday and acknowledge our authrotiy ithout even knowing we exist. We are THEY, as in "well, that's what THEY say"
 
2021-12-08 9:01:56 AM  
Great grandfather was in the Klan in the early 1920s. You pretty much had to be if you wanted your business patronized in small town southern Ohio at the time.
 
2021-12-08 9:08:29 AM  
I am a member of the Not So Secret Society Dedicated to Ending Secret Societies

You (probably) haven't heard of us, but that's only because we ran out of money to print flyers. We spent it on wine and cheese for our annual celebrate at home party.
 
2021-12-08 9:10:35 AM  
It's the "Kansas Ketchup Kids" and I don't know why we constantly get hate mail from everyone.
 
2021-12-08 9:10:49 AM  

Cajnik: [media-amazon.com image 850x637]


I googled the scroll on the wall:

Obstupui, steteruntque comae, et vox faucibus haesit.Dryden's translation:
Aghast, astonished, and struck dumb with fear,
I stood; like bristles rose my stiffened hair.
 
2021-12-08 9:12:02 AM  

EasilyDistracted: "Klu" Klux Klan?

I don't think so.


Splitters!
 
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