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(Politico)   Elizabeth Holmes has trouble remembering minor details from her meteoric rise in 2013-14, like cover stories in Fortune or pitches to Walgreens. If only there were a simple blood test to check for causes of memory loss   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Stanford University, Silicon Valley, Jury, Former Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes, Trial, Prosecutor, Holmes' second day, flawed blood-testing technology  
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2021-12-08 7:41:40 AM  
Massive fraud? Uh... no, I don't seem to remember any... What was that again? Oh yeah, massive fraud. Nope, definitely can't remember that. You should talk to my ex-boyfriend. Real bad guy. I bet he did all the frauding. Very bad!
 
2021-12-08 7:45:31 AM  
Sulfur Hexafluoride Blooper
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2021-12-08 7:45:51 AM  
She's a chick, so you have to use a shoe timeline

"What did you do after you bought the red Ivanka pumps but before you bought the DKNY black heels?"

"Oh.  I lied to Walgreens about the effectiveness of the system and promised them exclusive rights to the system at the retail level.  Two days later, I did the same for CVS."
 
2021-12-08 7:48:55 AM  
Is she still doing that thing with her voice to sound more masculine and in control?
 
2021-12-08 7:49:19 AM  

KWess: [YouTube video: Sulfur Hexafluoride Blooper]


That's the best episode of "Look Around You" that I've ever seen!
 
2021-12-08 7:50:17 AM  

Gooch: Is she still doing that thing with her voice to sound more masculine and in control?


Between that and the Steve Jobs cosplay she's pathetic.  If a guy had done that he'd be mocked.
 
2021-12-08 7:51:11 AM  
Aside from the highly convenient and selective "memory loss", isn't her claim of "my boyfriend made me do it" defense, mutually exclusive with the defense of "I 100% believed the technology worked"? I mean, the first only makes sense if she didn't believe the product actually worked, right?
 
2021-12-08 7:53:17 AM  
"I can't recall" and "I don't remember" worked pretty good for Hillary.
 
2021-12-08 7:53:58 AM  
When an entrepreneur sets a goal, say, cashing out at a 100 million in five years, that entrepreneur shockingly stops cradling humanity, starts flushing it actually.
 
2021-12-08 7:57:33 AM  

Target Builder: Aside from the highly convenient and selective "memory loss", isn't her claim of "my boyfriend made me do it" defense, mutually exclusive with the defense of "I 100% believed the technology worked"? I mean, the first only makes sense if she didn't believe the product actually worked, right?


She wanted to be a stay-at-home mom, but her boyfriend made her get a job as a ceo.
 
2021-12-08 8:00:30 AM  
Meteors don't rise
 
2021-12-08 8:01:31 AM  

Trik: "I can't recall" and "I don't remember" worked pretty good for Hillary.


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2021-12-08 8:01:42 AM  
Elizabeth Holmes then:  I am a strong tough super smart woman making my way in this man's world by the power of my brain!

Elizabeth Holmes now:  Gosh, I was too dominated by my male partner to really remember any of that business-y stuff!  Tee hee!
 
2021-12-08 8:01:44 AM  

scotchcrotch: Gooch: Is she still doing that thing with her voice to sound more masculine and in control?

Between that and the Steve Jobs cosplay she's pathetic.  If a guy had done that he'd be mocked.


Steve WAS mocked. I think she went full turtleneck.
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/never go full turtleneck
 
2021-12-08 8:03:47 AM  

kokomo61: scotchcrotch: Gooch: Is she still doing that thing with her voice to sound more masculine and in control?

Between that and the Steve Jobs cosplay she's pathetic.  If a guy had done that he'd be mocked.

Steve WAS mocked. I think she went full turtleneck.
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/never go full turtleneck


What I see there is two psychopaths, one who is GOOD at being a psychopath and therefore doesn't LOOK like a psychopath, and one who has so many obvious red flags that I struggle to see how anyone would trust her with half a biscuit.
 
2021-12-08 8:04:41 AM  
It was the abusive boyfriend... I have mental problems... my memory is gone... IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
 
2021-12-08 8:06:25 AM  

Trik: "I can't recall" and "I don't remember" worked pretty good for Hillary.


You can't even political meme right.

The outrageous "I can't recall" ploys were Alberto Gonzalez and Oliver North.
 
2021-12-08 8:08:13 AM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Trik: "I can't recall" and "I don't remember" worked pretty good for Hillary.

You can't even political meme right.

The outrageous "I can't recall" ploys were Alberto Gonzalez and Oliver North.


And Reagan....but by that  point, he probably couldn't.
 
2021-12-08 8:10:19 AM  
I was on the cover of Forbes magazine?  No WAY??!!  I totes don't remember that, nor do I remember emailing everyone I know about it.

*eyeroll*
 
2021-12-08 8:10:36 AM  

EvilEgg: Trik: "I can't recall" and "I don't remember" worked pretty good for Hillary.

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MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Trik: "I can't recall" and "I don't remember" worked pretty good for Hillary.

You can't even political meme right.

The outrageous "I can't recall" ploys were Alberto Gonzalez and Oliver North.


Clinton FBI interview: 39 times she didn't recall
 
2021-12-08 8:10:53 AM  
Wasn't that when her movies Days and Nights    &  Miss Meadows came out?
 
2021-12-08 8:17:13 AM  
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A photo tells a thousand words. I won't write a thousand words about it, but the main point is that her eyes, give away her craziness. Anyone who believes a word out of her mouth is a complete idiot. They eyes give it away.

It's already known she's not right in the head and possibly a narcissistic, lying sociopath who likes to steal so she can live a rich life. So anything she says while in the defense chair at court should just be considered a lie.

She couldn't tell the truth if her life depended on it.
 
2021-12-08 8:18:24 AM  

kokomo61: scotchcrotch: Gooch: Is she still doing that thing with her voice to sound more masculine and in control?

Between that and the Steve Jobs cosplay she's pathetic.  If a guy had done that he'd be mocked.

Steve WAS mocked. I think she went full turtleneck.
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/never go full turtleneck


Unless you got a neck like a stretched out giraffe.

Then do anything to help that.

🦒
 
2021-12-08 8:20:46 AM  

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hypoxia is ahellofa drug
 
2021-12-08 8:22:33 AM  
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2021-12-08 8:26:03 AM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Trik: "I can't recall" and "I don't remember" worked pretty good for Hillary.

You can't even political meme right.

The outrageous "I can't recall" ploys were Alberto Gonzalez and Oliver North.


Now, now, gang. There's enough "I don't recall" for all factions. No need to hoard it.
 
2021-12-08 8:26:48 AM  
Her memory is so bad she doesn't remember were penis goes.
 
2021-12-08 8:28:39 AM  

SBinRR: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Trik: "I can't recall" and "I don't remember" worked pretty good for Hillary.

You can't even political meme right.

The outrageous "I can't recall" ploys were Alberto Gonzalez and Oliver North.

Now, now, gang. There's enough "I don't recall" for all factions. No need to hoard it.


Matter or fact, it's in the SOP for politicians.

Chapter 7, Section 10, Article 12, Paragraph 7

"If you get caught doing something wrong, deny everything and if the case goes to trial, simply say "I don't recall"
 
2021-12-08 8:29:35 AM  

Trik: "I can't recall" and "I don't remember" worked pretty good for Hillary.


lol.

People who still have a hair across their ass about Hillary are just so precious. I mean, they are farking stupid losers, but they still bring endless amusement to their betters.
 
2021-12-08 8:31:33 AM  

Incog_Neeto: Her memory is so bad she doesn't remember were penis goes.


No woman will ever forget where the penis goes. It's un-possible.

They can forget where their car keys are or where their purse is, but I'm telling you, no woman ever forgets where the penis goes.

never.
 
2021-12-08 8:31:40 AM  
Is she stopping the "I am pregnant and you can't send pregnant women to jail." defense?
 
2021-12-08 8:36:08 AM  

groppet: Is she stopping the "I am pregnant and you can't send pregnant women to jail." defense?


Yes, because it is now the "I am a new mother to a young child. You don't want to send me to prison and deprive my child of her mother, do you?" Its as despicable as the children who murder their parents claiming to be orphans. And she 100% had that child as a sympathy ploy for her trial. She is a monster.
 
2021-12-08 8:36:31 AM  
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2021-12-08 8:37:45 AM  

dsmith42: And she 100% had that child as a sympathy ploy for her trial. She is a monster.


Incog_Neeto: Her memory is so bad she doesn't remember were penis goes.


See, she didn't forget where the penis goes. I knew it.  She's a real total liar.
 
2021-12-08 8:39:47 AM  

steklo: [cdn.cavemancircus.com image 640x469]

A photo tells a thousand words. I won't write a thousand words about it, but the main point is that her eyes, give away her craziness. Anyone who believes a word out of her mouth is a complete idiot. They eyes give it away.

It's already known she's not right in the head and possibly a narcissistic, lying sociopath who likes to steal so she can live a rich life. So anything she says while in the defense chair at court should just be considered a lie.

She couldn't tell the truth if her life depended on it.


But I bet she is dynamite in the sack.
 
2021-12-08 8:44:13 AM  

scotchcrotch: Gooch: Is she still doing that thing with her voice to sound more masculine and in control?

Between that and the Steve Jobs cosplay she's pathetic.  If a guy had done that he'd be mocked.


Dressing the same everyday is or was a thing in silicon valley.  The CEOs and CTOs are too busy creating jerbs to decide what to wear every day and are creating massive shareholder value that way.  Why do you hate our non-tax paying overlords?
Dressing up is for 20 something ivy league arsehole lickers making their way up the ladder to Dieter from Sprockets level of wardrobe.
 
2021-12-08 8:46:29 AM  

Atomic Jonb: But I bet she is dynamite in the sack.


I can imagine it now.  But just the opposite. Lying narcissistic people don't like sex. It's not wired in their brains unless it gets them something and advances their position in life.

"I'm not putting THAT in my mouth"

"Are you almost done? Hurry up and cum, I've got to starch and iron my turtlenecks"

"Will this make me preggers so I can scam the jurors into thinking I'm a good human being?"

"
 
2021-12-08 8:49:10 AM  
I wonder if she is still using her fake deep voice in the trial.
 
2021-12-08 8:50:22 AM  
Truck driver, lumberjack, lying President needs to take this test.
 
2021-12-08 8:56:18 AM  

Trik: "I can't recall" and "I don't remember" worked pretty good for Hillary.


Oh yeah? When did that happen?
 
2021-12-08 8:59:27 AM  

steklo: Atomic Jonb: But I bet she is dynamite in the sack.

I can imagine it now.  But just the opposite. Lying narcissistic people don't like sex. It's not wired in their brains unless it gets them something and advances their position in life.

"I'm not putting THAT in my mouth"

"Are you almost done? Hurry up and cum, I've got to starch and iron my turtlenecks"

"Will this make me preggers so I can scam the jurors into thinking I'm a good human being?"

"


(Deep voice) PUT IT ALL THE WAY IN SO THE BABY COMES OUT

I'll be in my bunk, crying.
 
2021-12-08 9:01:14 AM  
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2021-12-08 9:02:53 AM  

mrparks: (Deep voice) PUT IT ALL THE WAY IN SO THE BABY COMES OUT


Oh dear god, that was Fark user image


I actually read that in her "low" voice. Nearly fell out of my chair.
 
2021-12-08 9:08:17 AM  

kokomo61: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Trik: "I can't recall" and "I don't remember" worked pretty good for Hillary.

You can't even political meme right.

The outrageous "I can't recall" ploys were Alberto Gonzalez and Oliver North.

And Reagan....but by that  point, he probably couldn't.


Yeah, he was earnest in that regard (and probably only that).
 
2021-12-08 9:08:30 AM  

Trik: "I can't recall" and "I don't remember" worked pretty good for Hillary.


Well, those are certainly words that you typed and even spelled correctly, so I'll give you credit for that. That being said, it's "well."
 
2021-12-08 9:13:15 AM  
Every time I read about this girl I have a thought in my head for a split second that Elizabeth Hurley is in trouble....
 
2021-12-08 9:19:30 AM  

hissatsu: Massive fraud? Uh... no, I don't seem to remember any... What was that again? Oh yeah, massive fraud. Nope, definitely can't remember that. You should talk to my ex-boyfriend. Real bad guy. I bet he did all the frauding. Very bad!


Plus he has a darker complexion and a foreign sounding name. Look at how white I am, and he abused me!
 
2021-12-08 9:32:10 AM  
She's a pretty white woman she'll be fine.  I mean after she gets out of prison.
 
2021-12-08 9:36:14 AM  

stuhayes2010: I wonder if she is still using her fake deep voice in the trial.


Gooch: Is she still doing that thing with her voice to sound more masculine and in control?


I assume she is still using The Voice to assert dominance over the jurors...Does anyone know for sure?
The interwebs tell me nothing!

After watching the HBO documentary, that voice really stuck in my head. It's the stuff of nightmares.
 
2021-12-08 9:41:38 AM  

Tax Boy: Meteors don't rise


"Meteoric" doesn't only refer to meteors, but to any/everything in the heavens. See also "meteorology".
 
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