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(The Daily Beast)   Two irrelevant people try to stay relevant   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Tucker Carlson, Lawyer, Trump lawyer Lin Wood, United States Congress, Question, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, MSNBC, Jesus  
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3491 clicks; posted to Politics » on 08 Dec 2021 at 6:42 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-12-07 10:23:48 PM  
I really hate to agree with Lin
 
2021-12-07 10:35:51 PM  
I don't care I just want them all to go away forever, preferably from whatever cesspool in hell they sprung from.

Bet it was those jokers in the sixth circle
 
2021-12-07 10:36:11 PM  
Reported by a media outlet trying to stay relevant.
 
2021-12-07 10:40:22 PM  
Choosing between Greene and Wood reminds me of an old joke: What would you rather have, a unicorn or a mermaid?


(the answer is a unicorn, because you can't fark a mermaid)
 
2021-12-07 11:12:18 PM  
Warren and Sanders?

*clicks link*

Oh.

/shiatpost
 
2021-12-08 12:04:08 AM  
Bahahaha! Listen to this man!

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2021-12-08 6:53:16 AM  
"Let them fight"

I wonder if this isn't a feature not a bug. As long as the lower echelons of MAGA are fighting each other none will ever be able to challenge the Trump.
 
2021-12-08 6:55:34 AM  
Is "the devil" some kind of meth?
 
2021-12-08 7:00:14 AM  
"People that follow Jesus Christ don't lie"

Oh. Wow. People that follow Jesus like that old, orange holy man you used to represent? What was his name? TFG or something?
 
2021-12-08 7:03:01 AM  
He would know.  It takes one, and all ...
Or
Is he jealous?
 
2021-12-08 7:17:59 AM  

homeless_need_help: Choosing between Greene and Wood reminds me of an old joke: What would you rather have, a unicorn or a mermaid?


(the answer is a unicorn, because you can't fark a mermaid)


When the mermaid is out of water they are human form. So you would be able to get your tackle wet.
 
2021-12-08 7:19:49 AM  
Could we lock both of them into a portable toilet and set it on fire?
 
2021-12-08 7:24:53 AM  

tnpir: Could we lock both of them into a portable toilet and set it on fire?


Only if we do it peacefully.
 
2021-12-08 7:35:45 AM  

homeless_need_help: (the answer is a unicorn, because you can't fark a mermaid)


Unicorns can't suck dick.
 
2021-12-08 7:36:26 AM  
You know what would keep them in one more news cycle? Murder suicide.
 
2021-12-08 7:42:45 AM  

Without Fail: homeless_need_help: (the answer is a unicorn, because you can't fark a mermaid)

Unicorns can't suck dick.


Some of y'all are putting way too much thought into this.

I bet there's some documentary evidence on some kind of hub....
 
2021-12-08 7:56:35 AM  
When he's right, he's right.
Of course, he's usually dangerously wrong, so even when he's right you have to say, Yeah but he's still a crappy lawyer for a failed cause.
 
2021-12-08 8:10:20 AM  
I love watching the GQP explode from within.
 
2021-12-08 8:24:52 AM  
"I want to be Trump's pet instead of that biatch," Lin went on to day. "I've been sucking up to him for a LOT longer."
 
2021-12-08 8:25:38 AM  
As if Satan would have anything to do with that loon.
 
2021-12-08 8:32:23 AM  

Circusdog320: I really hate to agree with Lin


I mean, the devil doesn't exist, I find it easy to not agree with him. They're both just horrible people.
 
2021-12-08 8:32:44 AM  
I couldn't be more happy to see these idiots battle each other unless it was a battle to the death.
 
2021-12-08 8:43:02 AM  

vrax: "People that follow Jesus Christ don't lie"

Oh. Wow. People that follow Jesus like that old, orange holy man you used to represent? What was his name? TFG or something?


True Christians don't lie

Here is how it goes
Someone claims to be Christian(usually really loudly and always publicly)
Self professed Christian makes some bald faced assertion
Someone points out assertion is false
Christians claim it can't be false as Christians don't lie
If later Christians can no longer deny it was a lie they can claim the liar was never a real Christian, or the Christian can claim they were simply mistaken and would never have lied on purpose, being Christian and all.
And finally there is always the possibility of Satan deceiving a Christian which just means that all Good Christians have to pray harder and stick together and beware of evil in the secular world
 
2021-12-08 8:43:59 AM  

Without Fail: homeless_need_help: (the answer is a unicorn, because you can't fark a mermaid)

Unicorns can't suck dick.


Because they are too pure?
 
2021-12-08 9:02:42 AM  
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Under Influence of 'the Devil'

And too much creatine and HGH.
 
2021-12-08 9:11:25 AM  

homeless_need_help: Choosing between Greene and Wood reminds me of an old joke: What would you rather have, a unicorn or a mermaid?


(the answer is a unicorn, because you can't fark a mermaid)


One word: cloaca
 
2021-12-08 9:19:03 AM  
The devil wouldn't resort to such malarkey.
 
2021-12-08 9:23:46 AM  
They're on the Palin train to hasbeenland, along with Boebert and Gaetz.

No doubt the next crop will be even worse
 
2021-12-08 9:25:30 AM  

Without Fail: homeless_need_help: (the answer is a unicorn, because you can't fark a mermaid)

Unicorns can't suck dick.


This is simply untrue. One might even argue that ONLY unicorns suck dick.
 
2021-12-08 9:35:40 AM  
There is only one way to solve this.

Thunderdome.


(and then eject the winner out of the nearest airlock)
 
2021-12-08 9:39:02 AM  
It's nice that he can acknowledge that Trump is the devil
 
2021-12-08 10:00:58 AM  
Qtards turning on each other. You hate to see it.
 
2021-12-08 11:21:36 AM  
Is it an orange devil? It's orange isn't it?
 
2021-12-08 12:33:58 PM  

ElPrimitivo: Without Fail: homeless_need_help: (the answer is a unicorn, because you can't fark a mermaid)

Unicorns can't suck dick.

Some of y'all are putting way too much thought into this.

I bet there's some documentary evidence on some kind of hub....


Or some kind a unicorn mermaid highbred...
But, Worst of both worlds
 
2021-12-08 12:59:11 PM  
They both need to try and suck start a 1911
 
2021-12-08 2:09:04 PM  

headslacker: ElPrimitivo: Without Fail: homeless_need_help: (the answer is a unicorn, because you can't fark a mermaid)

Unicorns can't suck dick.

Some of y'all are putting way too much thought into this.

I bet there's some documentary evidence on some kind of hub....

Or some kind a unicorn mermaid highbred...
But, Worst of both worlds


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2021-12-08 8:09:52 PM  

spongeboob: Because they are too pure?

bdub77: This is simply untrue. One might even argue that ONLY unicorns suck dick.

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Aside from the teeth, the horn might be dangerous.
 
2021-12-08 9:49:14 PM  

FigPucker: headslacker: ElPrimitivo: Without Fail: homeless_need_help: (the answer is a unicorn, because you can't fark a mermaid)

Unicorns can't suck dick.

Some of y'all are putting way too much thought into this.

I bet there's some documentary evidence on some kind of hub....

Or some kind a unicorn mermaid highbred...
But, Worst of both worlds

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I thought they were the Jedi of the seas
 
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