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2021-12-07 9:58:23 PM  
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2021-12-07 10:02:52 PM  
"Your honor, I was just huntin' some 'deer up on my roof when I spotted this 'ere fella breakin' into mah house!"
 
2021-12-07 10:05:18 PM  
Wow there's going to be a lot more school shootings
 
2021-12-07 10:08:42 PM  
The only good thing I can say about this photo is that everyone is practicing trigger discipline. But that's like saying everyone is well dressed at a Lemon party.
 
2021-12-07 10:09:46 PM  
Which one of the kids pictured is going to be a mass shooter that starts with murdering family members before going to a school?
 
2021-12-07 10:13:52 PM  

eurotrader: Which one of the kids pictured is going to be a mass shooter that starts with murdering family members before going to a school?



The oldest one, on the left. He looks like he wants to shoot at the first thing that moves.

And how does this not get Child & Protective Services attention?
 
2021-12-07 10:15:50 PM  
Jesus wept.
 
2021-12-07 10:23:27 PM  
Where's all the fathers?
 
2021-12-07 10:26:20 PM  

grokca: Where's all the fathers?


Not sure if being a sex offender allows the father to be around any minors.
 
2021-12-07 10:29:39 PM  

eurotrader: Which one of the kids pictured is going to be a mass shooter that starts with murdering family members before going to a school?


G-unit looks most likely.
Chuckles on the right will "accidentally" ***** ******** while "cleaning" his gun.
Grey shirt will take up ballet and change his surname.
The little one will start a religion with flavor aid and hookers.

/Feels gross to pick on kids. I hope they all grow up to be everything their mother isn't. Especially the two in the middle, they don't understand they're being used for propaganda. They just want to make mommy and daddy happy.
 
2021-12-07 10:42:23 PM  
Those Bronco fans will appreciate how well she is raising her sons.
 
2021-12-07 11:43:56 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:


Where is Mr. Sex Offender-Pedophile? Was he busy putting fresh batteries in his ankle monitor or something?
 
2021-12-08 12:07:18 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Original: Original Tweet:

Where is Mr. Sex Offender-Pedophile? Was he busy putting fresh batteries in his ankle monitor or something?


Taking the photo...
 
2021-12-08 2:21:18 AM  
Gun worship is weird.
 
2021-12-08 2:23:18 AM  
Well there are four fellows who have their life farked up from the beginning. I'm guessing 50/50 between addict and suicide and Rittenhouse.
 
2021-12-08 2:30:36 AM  
I'm trying to figure this thing out. Elephant or really fat moose is on the radar so far. LEGO godzilla?

The kid on the left looks like he will be the Santa shooter. He has that look about him. He appears to be the oldest and was probably the one born in the truck.

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2021-12-08 2:31:29 AM  
Is her husband not included because he's not supposed to be near kids by so many feet?
 
2021-12-08 2:32:43 AM  
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2021-12-08 2:36:08 AM  
Why?

In what possible way do guns have anything to do with xmas?
 
2021-12-08 2:36:47 AM  

eurotrader: Which one of the kids pictured is going to be a mass shooter that starts with murdering family members before going to a school?


Statistically speaking, not likely any of them.
 
2021-12-08 2:37:57 AM  
I saw Mommy shooting... Santa Claus
 
2021-12-08 2:38:26 AM  

Lsherm: The only good thing I can say about this photo is that everyone is practicing trigger discipline. But that's like saying everyone is well dressed at a Lemon party.


Maybe not. If this is a pistol grip model the jury is still out.

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2021-12-08 2:39:51 AM  
I feel sorry for those kids but not really. They didn't choose their bat-shiat crazy mom or sex offender dad.

But I'm pretty sure one will go on a shooting spree at some point.

I'll never understand gun worship.
 
2021-12-08 2:43:25 AM  
If there was ever a time for a "tragic, accidental discharge"....

But I think that already happened at the bowling alley.
 
2021-12-08 2:45:43 AM  
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2021-12-08 2:46:07 AM  
Someone at the twit enlarged it. Now it looks like a very fat moose looking at me. Or a bear with antlers. With a dead fish in front of its feet.

The fish would make it a bear. I dunno if moose eat fish. I do know they eat sisters.

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2021-12-08 2:54:29 AM  

saturn badger: I'm trying to figure this thing out. Elephant or really fat moose is on the radar so far. LEGO godzilla?

The kid on the left looks like he will be the Santa shooter. He has that look about him. He appears to be the oldest and was probably the one born in the truck.

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It, uh, appears to be a bear...with antlers...
 
2021-12-08 2:56:01 AM  
There is a real sickness going on with these kinds of holiday photos.  The whole God'n'Guns thing is just a farked mindset.
 
2021-12-08 2:59:06 AM  
If he's breaking into homes Santa's killing is covered under the Castle Doctrine, not Stand Your Ground.
 
2021-12-08 2:59:34 AM  
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2021-12-08 3:00:49 AM  
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2021-12-08 3:01:02 AM  
Child soldiers already? Man, Y'all Qaeda is really just gonna do all the stupid things aren't they?

Someone should tell BoBo that child soldiers are the very definition of unlawful combatant. No high-value target list or presidential determination need apply. You a child with a gun in a fight?

Welcome to sunny Cuba, young man.
 
2021-12-08 3:01:45 AM  

Lsherm: Lemon party


I was today years old when I discovered what lemon party is.

I've clearly led a sheltered life.
 
2021-12-08 3:02:23 AM  
That's a lot of pre-teen boys with guns.

Who will turn into teen boys with guns.

Who are among the groups of people most likely to attempt suicide.

/but they won't just attempt
//they'll decorate the entire room with those things
 
2021-12-08 3:02:56 AM  
Lolo Bobo isn't above using her kids, but only after a moron like Thomas Dumbshiat Massie has shown her how to abandon even the pretense of being a good parent.
 
2021-12-08 3:03:25 AM  

Lsherm: The only good thing I can say about this photo is that everyone is practicing trigger discipline. But that's like saying everyone is well dressed at a Lemon party.


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2021-12-08 3:03:44 AM  
Remember, totally not a cult.
 
2021-12-08 3:04:06 AM  

numfarvera: Lsherm: Lemon party

I was today years old when I discovered what lemon party is.

I've clearly led a sheltered life.


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2021-12-08 3:06:22 AM  
Right-wing nutjobs: Libby libs are always virtue signaling

Also right-wing nutjobs:
 
2021-12-08 3:09:36 AM  

Circusdog320: Wow there's going to be a lot more school shootings


And workplace shootings. And """""self-defense""""" shootings after the dickhead that started a fight starts to lose.

But hey, the wealthy and powerful don't mingle with the commoners often enough to be at real risk, so why should they care?
 
2021-12-08 3:11:36 AM  
Jesus Camp was a warning.
 
2021-12-08 3:12:27 AM  

Mike_1962: saturn badger: I'm trying to figure this thing out. Elephant or really fat moose is on the radar so far. LEGO godzilla?

The kid on the left looks like he will be the Santa shooter. He has that look about him. He appears to be the oldest and was probably the one born in the truck.

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It, uh, appears to be a bear...with antlers...


A bear with deer antlers. A bear/deer. A beer. It's a got-dang visual pun. I'm just surprised it's not carrying a rifle.
 
2021-12-08 3:13:36 AM  
Jeez, I hope no one has to pay the ultimate sacrifice to find out if the Packers or Raiders are better.
 
2021-12-08 3:14:43 AM  
What did she get a 4-pack of rifles at Costco or something?
 
2021-12-08 3:15:12 AM  

Langdon_777: Why?

In what possible way do guns have anything to do with xmas?


God sent his son to Earth to be sacrificed for the salvation of all mankind.

So they're showing their willingness to sacrifice children. Not necessarily their children, and not for any noble reason, but hate and fear sell better than salvation anyway.
 
2021-12-08 3:17:07 AM  

thiefofdreams: Jesus Camp was a warning.


There have been countless warnings.  The only response we ever get is the cleanup crew.
 
2021-12-08 3:19:14 AM  

vrax: thiefofdreams: Jesus Camp was a warning.

There have been countless warnings.  The only response we ever get is the cleanup crew.


What really pisses me off is that we still allow, "He was a good christian boy" to be an excuse against bad behavior.

We know he was a good christian boy, that is why he was murdering the unbelievers.

The only reason they ever got pissed at Muslims is because the Muslims actually have the strength in their convictions to blow themselves up too and these assholes just use their kids.
 
2021-12-08 3:26:43 AM  

Creidiki: Well there are four fellows who have their life farked up from the beginning. I'm guessing 50/50 between addict and suicide and Rittenhouse.


that's 150
 
2021-12-08 3:27:06 AM  
first thing I noticed was that Lauren herself doesn't have a pew pew toy/fashion accessory. that should not be the most surprising thing about a picture with four young boys holding massive guns, but worst timeline and all.
 
2021-12-08 3:32:23 AM  

thiefofdreams: vrax: thiefofdreams: Jesus Camp was a warning.

There have been countless warnings.  The only response we ever get is the cleanup crew.

What really pisses me off is that we still allow, "He was a good christian boy" to be an excuse against bad behavior.

We know he was a good christian boy, that is why he was murdering the unbelievers.

The only reason they ever got pissed at Muslims is because the Muslims actually have the strength in their convictions to blow themselves up too and these assholes just use their kids.


You know, boys will be boys.
 
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