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2021-12-07 9:50:26 PM  
Your squirrel is so fat, when he sits around the house, he sits aaarrrooouuunnnddd the house
 
2021-12-07 10:25:07 PM  
Dammit, subby, now you've got me thinking Rule 34.
 
2021-12-07 10:27:46 PM  
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2021-12-07 10:30:25 PM  
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2021-12-07 10:30:40 PM  
Dat ass

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2021-12-07 10:31:30 PM  
Overfed squirrels get very lazy about caching food for winter and end up doing such a poor job of it that it becomes a smorgasbord for less desirable rodents like rats and mice. If you've got fat squirrels hanging around odds are good they are being pimped by some big ass rats.
 
2021-12-07 10:31:31 PM  
There was a squirrel where I used to gave peanut butter to almost every day. The thing looked like that squirrel from the American Dad bit.

Watching it haul its fat ass up the tree made me laugh every time.
 
2021-12-07 10:31:51 PM  
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2021-12-07 10:33:39 PM  
That is a hefty squirrel.
 
2021-12-07 10:34:57 PM  
I just don't get feeding the wild animals.... Unless they are having a particularly rough winter, and a die-off is likely.

Bad for human/wild animal interaction (critters lose human fear), the feeding part in general, and allowing codependency.
 
2021-12-07 10:39:10 PM  
Stop fat shaming them
 
2021-12-07 10:39:54 PM  
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2021-12-07 10:40:56 PM  
Fat Squirrel is one of my favorite beers from Wisconsin.
 
2021-12-07 10:42:09 PM  
How the hell does it get up trees?! Hoverounds don't go vertical, do they?!
 
2021-12-07 10:45:15 PM  
THICC
 
2021-12-07 10:45:19 PM  
The greys are belligerent, numerous and flooftastic this fall. I predict a new Mannheim Steamroller Christmas album to be released before Christmas.
 
2021-12-07 10:45:30 PM  
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We call this one Orson Wells.
 
2021-12-07 10:56:59 PM  
Same page has hunting tips and recipes for squirrel...
 
2021-12-07 10:58:46 PM  
Air, mostly.
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2021-12-07 11:00:25 PM  
I gave fries to a fat squirrel once at a public park.  Looking back, I feel bad about shortening that poor critter's life.
 
2021-12-07 11:16:48 PM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: I gave fries to a fat squirrel once at a public park.  Looking back, I feel bad about shortening that poor critter's life.


Hey, nothing wrong with cooking fries in shortening.
 
2021-12-07 11:17:55 PM  
Holy shiat. If you swerved to miss that squirrel, you might run out of gas.
 
2021-12-07 11:19:08 PM  
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2021-12-07 11:40:13 PM  

CasperImproved: I just don't get feeding the wild animals.... Unless they are having a particularly rough winter, and a die-off is likely.

Bad for human/wild animal interaction (critters lose human fear), the feeding part in general, and allowing codependency.


Maybe we're fast-tracking domestication of new food sources?
 
2021-12-07 11:46:08 PM  

Duck_of_Doom: CasperImproved: I just don't get feeding the wild animals.... Unless they are having a particularly rough winter, and a die-off is likely.

Bad for human/wild animal interaction (critters lose human fear), the feeding part in general, and allowing codependency.

Maybe we're fast-tracking domestication of new food sources?


what do squirrels taste like?
 
2021-12-07 11:58:07 PM  

ktybear: Duck_of_Doom: CasperImproved: I just don't get feeding the wild animals.... Unless they are having a particularly rough winter, and a die-off is likely.

Bad for human/wild animal interaction (critters lose human fear), the feeding part in general, and allowing codependency.

Maybe we're fast-tracking domestication of new food sources?

what do squirrels taste like?


My father used to shoot rabbits for food (due to poverty due to his father's gambling problem).  He said it was more trouble skinning squirrels than the comparatively small amount of meat was worth.
 
2021-12-08 12:06:12 AM  
Squirrel diabetes is not a laughing matter. Medication can be hundreds of dollars each month.

Or you can just run over them with your car.
 
2021-12-08 12:17:14 AM  

Monac: ktybear: Duck_of_Doom: CasperImproved: I just don't get feeding the wild animals.... Unless they are having a particularly rough winter, and a die-off is likely.

Bad for human/wild animal interaction (critters lose human fear), the feeding part in general, and allowing codependency.

Maybe we're fast-tracking domestication of new food sources?


what do squirrels taste like?

My father used to shoot rabbits for food (due to poverty due to his father's gambling problem).  He said it was more trouble skinning squirrels than the comparatively small amount of meat was worth.


My Grandpap (my Mom's father) used to joke that he would wait until 5 or 6 squirrels would sit in a row and he'd shoot from their side to get them all with one shot.
But he did often hunt rabbits to help feed the family back in the 1930s and 40s.
 
2021-12-08 12:26:07 AM  

Monac: ktybear: Duck_of_Doom: CasperImproved: I just don't get feeding the wild animals.... Unless they are having a particularly rough winter, and a die-off is likely.

Bad for human/wild animal interaction (critters lose human fear), the feeding part in general, and allowing codependency.

Maybe we're fast-tracking domestication of new food sources?

what do squirrels taste like?

My father used to shoot rabbits for food (due to poverty due to his father's gambling problem).  He said it was more trouble skinning squirrels than the comparatively small amount of meat was worth.


Even really fat ones? Does the meat have a nutty flavour? I've eaten rabbit ( was a staple food growing up on a farm ) and that's a rich meat but not overpowering
 
2021-12-08 1:00:39 AM  
I imagine squirrel would taste much like rat.

/not that I know what that tastes like either
 
2021-12-08 1:08:12 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: CasperImproved: I just don't get feeding the wild animals.... Unless they are having a particularly rough winter, and a die-off is likely.

Bad for human/wild animal interaction (critters lose human fear), the feeding part in general, and allowing codependency.

Maybe we're fast-tracking domestication of new food sources?


A greener "soylent green"?
 
2021-12-08 2:31:49 AM  

Fano: [images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c​2​.wixmp.com image 850x1314]


Wait, I though fark was NOT my personal erotica site...
 
2021-12-08 4:28:02 AM  

ktybear: Monac: ktybear: Duck_of_Doom: CasperImproved: I just don't get feeding the wild animals.... Unless they are having a particularly rough winter, and a die-off is likely.

Bad for human/wild animal interaction (critters lose human fear), the feeding part in general, and allowing codependency.

Maybe we're fast-tracking domestication of new food sources?

what do squirrels taste like?

My father used to shoot rabbits for food (due to poverty due to his father's gambling problem).  He said it was more trouble skinning squirrels than the comparatively small amount of meat was worth.

Even really fat ones? Does the meat have a nutty flavour? I've eaten rabbit ( was a staple food growing up on a farm ) and that's a rich meat but not overpowering


I've never had squirrel..I wouldn't mind trying it...I have had real Smithfield Ham (Pigs fed mostly on peanuts)
and it was AWESOME..Very rich and flavorful and yes, it did have a slightly sweet nutty flavor.
 
2021-12-08 8:35:42 AM  
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Start building.
 
2021-12-08 9:18:18 AM  

ktybear: Casper


Like stringy wild chicken.
 
2021-12-08 9:50:16 AM  
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