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2021-12-07 4:40:47 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-12-07 4:44:39 PM  
 
2021-12-07 4:45:21 PM  
I'm searching on the police activity in my neighborhood.

They're "serving a high-risk warrant" a 1/2 block away.
 
2021-12-07 4:46:03 PM  
Werner Herzog Penguins of Madagascar
 
2021-12-07 4:46:08 PM  
This guy!?

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Fark no. I'm not into vore.
 
2021-12-07 4:46:31 PM  

calitom: I'm searching on the police activity in my neighborhood.

They're "serving a high-risk warrant" a 1/2 block away.


RUN!
 
2021-12-07 4:48:34 PM  
Bob's Burgers TVDB

Was reorganizing my media library, now I've gotta look over my shoulder for Louise.
 
2021-12-07 4:50:58 PM  
Slender cowgirl POV until I die
 
2021-12-07 4:51:05 PM  
I die by triple penetrat*** ?!?

/ I'll show myself to the Bannination boiler room
 
2021-12-07 4:52:08 PM  
I googled an Indian restaurant.  Death by Butter Chicken Curry.
 
2021-12-07 4:52:08 PM  
I searched for an image of Trumbull's painting Surrender of Lord Cornwallis. So . . . I guess I'll get killed by a zombie solder from the American Revolution?
 
2021-12-07 4:52:42 PM  

raerae1980: I googled an Indian restaurant.  Death by Butter Chicken Curry.


There are much worse ways to go
 
2021-12-07 4:53:03 PM  
Er, "zombie soldier."
 
2021-12-07 4:53:10 PM  
Weather in Lihue.
 
2021-12-07 4:53:22 PM  

NateAsbestos: raerae1980: I googled an Indian restaurant.  Death by Butter Chicken Curry.

There are much worse ways to go


Right??!!   That's what I was thinkin.......gods, now I'm hungry.
 
2021-12-07 4:53:33 PM  
'New world orichalcum location map'

Christ, I'm going to get crushed to death by a fictional rock in a grindy, buggy as fark MMO and I'm not even going to get any farking void ore out of it.
 
2021-12-07 4:53:38 PM  
Canon
 
2021-12-07 4:53:47 PM  
A senior vice president for Wells Fargo Bank.  Honestly I'm not even surprised.
 
2021-12-07 4:55:10 PM  
How to create custom linux snmp trap messages.

What a hideous way to die.
 
2021-12-07 4:55:21 PM  
Well I guess I may as well use canned salmon to make this mousse now.
 
2021-12-07 4:55:55 PM  
Inside out you turn me lyrics.

Damn, that sounds painful.
 
2021-12-07 4:56:41 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Inside out you turn me lyrics.

Damn, that sounds painful.


Lolz...I've seen that movie.
 
2021-12-07 4:57:11 PM  

sassyfrancis: Well I guess I may as well use canned salmon to make this mousse now.


Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up.
 
2021-12-07 4:57:48 PM  
Death by oil change

UFIA included?
 
2021-12-07 4:59:17 PM  
Rasputin song. Honestly that dance would give me a heart attack.
 
2021-12-07 4:59:49 PM  
The UPS driver is gonna kill me for ordering way too many holiday gifts online?

/I don't want to go out
//I want to stay in
///get things done
 
2021-12-07 4:59:56 PM  
Tillandsia wire.....guess I got garrotted.....
 
2021-12-07 5:00:01 PM  
Doctor Who latest episode.

Huh.
 
2021-12-07 5:03:46 PM  
Sausage gravy - almost certainly 100% accurate on my eventual cause of death.
 
2021-12-07 5:05:25 PM  

markie_farkie: sassyfrancis: Well I guess I may as well use canned salmon to make this mousse now.

Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up.


I didn't eat any salmon mousse
 
2021-12-07 5:05:45 PM  
How to lock a Windows 10 computer from command line.
 
2021-12-07 5:14:18 PM  
The Grinch's dog kills me somehow.
 
2021-12-07 5:22:33 PM  

aimtastic: Sausage gravy - almost certainly 100% accurate on my eventual cause of death.


Now I'm going to google sausage gravy too.  That sounds like a delicious death.
 
2021-12-07 5:22:40 PM  
My last search query was in a sophisticated GIS database.  So I guess I will die of loneliness in a windowing function while trying to explain to people that Oracle is a complete shiatshow, and Postgres is the path to total fulfillment.

Or something.
 
2021-12-07 5:26:07 PM  
The customer service people from Petco are going to do the deed.
 
2021-12-07 5:27:14 PM  
From a McAfee EPO DAT Download.
 
2021-12-07 5:28:04 PM  
32x8 led scrolling display.
 
2021-12-07 5:28:44 PM  

Myrdinn: Doctor Who latest episode.

Huh.


Another victim of the Flux...

... or bad writing.
 
2021-12-07 5:29:10 PM  
The song "Right Hand Man" from Hamilton, apparently.

Right Hand Man
Youtube 0JR0ApUALOQ
 
2021-12-07 5:30:14 PM  
Hyatt Regency walkway collapse.  (Must be time travel involved somehow.  Or else, everything I've experienced over the past 40 years and counting is all my own personal "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge".)
 
2021-12-07 5:33:33 PM  

raerae1980: NateAsbestos: raerae1980: I googled an Indian restaurant.  Death by Butter Chicken Curry.

There are much worse ways to go

Right??!!   That's what I was thinkin.......gods, now I'm hungry.


That's what for dinner now. I have to make some naan now before puppies walk.
 
2021-12-07 5:34:34 PM  
Dolph Lundgren

Huh, I guess if I die, I die.
 
2021-12-07 5:35:37 PM  
That sucks, because I just searched for "Electromyography" to find out how much it was gonna hurt when I get mine next month.
 
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2021-12-07 5:36:58 PM  

syrynxx: aimtastic: Sausage gravy - almost certainly 100% accurate on my eventual cause of death.

Now I'm going to google sausage gravy too.  That sounds like a delicious death.


Replace half the dairy with chicken stock/broth if it doesn't already call for that.
 
2021-12-07 5:38:05 PM  
Great, the stock of the company I work for is going to kill me.
 
2021-12-07 5:40:35 PM  
"vexcode v5 api"


....that's fitting.
 
2021-12-07 5:40:47 PM  
Superman's kryptonian mother.
 
2021-12-07 5:45:07 PM  

raerae1980: I googled an Indian restaurant.  Death by Butter Chicken Curry.


Yeah. I googled a restaurant for their menu. I may die at the hands of loaded nachos. Is this really a good idea?
 
2021-12-07 5:45:44 PM  
Kalman filter !pypi
 
2021-12-07 5:46:09 PM  

Fear the Clam: That sucks, because I just searched for "Electromyography" to find out how much it was gonna hurt when I get mine next month.


Can I have your stuff?
 
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